Befuddled Halfling
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Deus Ex:HR
Witcher 2
Drakensang RoT
Witcher 2
Drakensang RoT
Comedy gold.Oh my god this is insane you block a bunch of dudes and they gangbang you they should have learned from Assassins Creed but they decided to go their own route and make the game shitty. I sure hope that it gets fun soon because this is horrible. Buggy bullshit. Stop fucking chasing me, you asshole!
Oh my god he blocks and counterattacks for monster(10% of his hitpoints) damage. Oh team up on me there's nothing I can do! The game is cheating because the enemy is not blocking my attacks, instead he's attacking!
I interrupted his attack with my attack and he blocked, so what the game does is hold block indefinitely and the enemies don't have to follow the same rules as you *clap clap clap* This is the PROLOGUE not the end of the game, this should be easy. I hate when a game has massive potential but its squandered because they are so inept.
(player casts a paralyze spell and it paralyzes one enemy instead of 2 or more enemies) That guy walked right through my magic and it had no effect! Magic doesn't work AT ALL it goes right through them. They circle around me and beat the fuck out of me what am I supposed to do? They are completely immune to my magic, its supposed to work but its too buggy. They didn't test their own game, they didn't, they really didn't.
(Player attacks a door) Oh that's definitely what I wanted to do. Eat my fucking dick! Now I'm not at full life yet so I get to stand here like an asshole and wait. (Last 10% of health regenerates in about 3-5 seconds)
(player fails at using the door) So fucking buggy. I mean, how can you not know this game is buggy? He has hit combos that don't complete because you are too far away, but the game is too dumb to know. This game feels half done.
What the fuck, you're hitting the wrong guy! And I get gang-banged because of it. When I press Q nothing happens. I can get hit when I'm dodging! What's the point of the dodge them. *guy stands still and dies* (Transcribers note: Dodge is actually uber invulnerability I think)
Apparently a suit of armor means you can do whatever you want in life, you can bulldoze through like nothing. In that case give ME a suit of armor you stupid game. This is so buttfuckingly retarded. And the gangbang begins again!
(player gets slowly flanked by an enemy and lets them wail on him) Thank god I killed one of the big guys! Thank god there's only two left. I JUST LOST FIFTY PERCENT HEALTH IN HALF A SECOND. (proceeds to fight with 20% health) OMG I JUST DIED WHAT JUST HAPPENED! THATS UNPOSSIBLE. I WENT FROM 70% LIFE TO NO LIFE IN LIKE A SECOND. How will I ever beat this game? (He won't) This is so dumb, so dumb.
This asshole with the shield is a pain in the ass. Right in the middle of me attacking he blocks my attack then counter attacks and gets massive (10%) damage! (player dies after letting enemy wail on him) I'm dead. This game sucks my dick.
2007: The Witchercurry said:Are you people fucking kidding me? Is KKKodex really going to make The Witcher 2 Codex's RPGOTY? I'm disappointed.
I think there shouldn't be any RPG of the Year this year, given how shitty choices we have.