In times of universal deceit, amidst the Emperor blessed fight against the chaotic forces of feminism, cuckoldry and soy-drinking, a traitor slipped through the ranks of the faithful and un-stickied the boobs, butt, feet and Udmurt threads from Run-of-the-Mill-Conversation forum.
I demand, in His Glorious Name, that action be undertaken post haste to right this abominable heresy and the perpetrator be delivered to the mercy of the Imperial Firing Squad at once.
May Imperial Justice account in all balance. The Emperor Protects.