Elder Scrolls 4 Reasons Why Dawnguard is the Heart of Skyrim (number four is just crying out for psychological help!)

[Stella Brando]

Waifufaggotry was a mistake.

With truly high technology, there will be no RPGs, just boyfriend/girlfriend simulators.

 

[Konjad]

Waifufaggotry was a mistake.

With truly high technology, their will be no RPGs, just boyfriend/girlfriend simulators.

There already is aplenty of such on Steam for VR.

 

[Saint_Proverbius]

Oh, and the secret ancient vampire castle that's in full view of a highly-populated city and can be reached with a two minute walk.

Which is a pretty big thing considering how the rest of the vampires in Elder Scrolls seem to live.

 

[Cheesedragon117]

Mother of all troll threads? Only time will tell.

If BGS ever managed to master the art of thirsttrapping they would be unstoppable. But Todd is too wholesome and pure to let the wickedness and degeneracy in.

A bit of a stretch to call Todd "wholesome and pure" with how many gay niggers and other minorities their are in Starfield (a lot).

Also, you forget that even if BGS tried as hard as possible to "thirst trap" people, their garbage 3D artists don't actually have the ability to make attractive characters. The closest they came was with the Dark Seducers in Shivering Isles, and even they are ugly-cute at best.

 

[Devastator]

Here is TL; DR:

Dawnguard's essence, within Skyrim's heart,
Todd's marvels unfurl, never to depart.