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  • Is the conductor thing supposed to be funny? K.
    a Goat
    a Goat
    Conductors are pretty funny things. Insulators, oh no they are shit.
    Cthulhu_is_love
    It's funnehh, because he's loud. Oh the humour...
    DavidBVal
    DavidBVal
    It is, and you are now in the black list.
    I got a house in Underrail. Now all I need is a dog, a Waifu and hearthfire DLC.
    Eyestabber
    Eyestabber
    Not standard. That's Europe exclusive content.
    JamesDixon
    JamesDixon
    Oh that's right, the North American edition comes with a divorce lawyer for the waifu and strips you of all your possessions. She'll most likely end up getting pregnant with thugspawn that also forces you to hand over 90% of your property every day for the next 18 levels.
    Kazuki
    Kazuki
    if only loverslab crowd noticed this game, imagine the posibilities.
    Joined the Protectorate. Hope they really are as nice as they seem xD. Inb4 faggots posting spoilers.
    Kazuki
    Kazuki
    Your Son is a Synth.
    Ellef
    Ellef
    Gorsky kills his son, the Synth Old Jonas.
    I shot a hopper cuz it was blocking my way. In its body, a "Cave Dragon Tail" oddity worth 2 xp. Let the autistic hopper slaughter BEGIN!
    Excidium II
    Eyestabber
    Eyestabber
    People eating tasty animals. Like hoppers.
    Ellef
    Ellef
    The ones which give 2 xp are limited to one. Now I gotta kill some hoppers.
    I'm doing something constructive right now: downvoting negative steam reviews of AoD and Underrail . And upvoting some positive ones.
    Eyestabber
    Eyestabber
    MAN, TBS will be the one stabbing me since I keep promising an AoD review for vaultbr, but I always end up doing something else.

    dibens : a good game with a strong mainstream appeal (like TW3) will stand on its own. Good games that lack such appeal (AoD and Underrail) get bombarded with idiotic reviews by butthurt consoletards. Those reviews deserve to be countered and shot down.
    Eyestabber
    Eyestabber
    I should clarify that I'm not downvoting reviews willy nilly. I'm only downvoting idiots spreading objectively false statements like "It's impossible to win without luck!!!" [about AoD's combat] and "every enemy has a lot more AP than you!" [about Underrail].
    The Brazilian Slaughter
    The Brazilian Slaughter
    This is clearly a good cause, so no stabbing... yet.
    I need to get in on this bandwagon. Also lol at these 'lol gaem is hard everyoen kill u game sucks -1/10 wish I was praying FO4" reviews, its becoming a running gag.
    "What's a couple Charons to you SGS folk?". EVERYTHING. I'd rather kill your entire family than give you a single coin for whatever reason.
    Bought Underrail today. Played it for like 30 minutes or so and had that strange feeling of "yeah...I'm gonna end up playing 200h of this".
    dibens
    dibens
    A worthy successor to Skyrim then.
    What sort of build should I go for a first playthrough of AOD? I'm feeling particularly decline lately and don't want to fuck up my build and have to restart. Lead me on the path to incline.
    Ellef
    Ellef
    It's a risk I'm willing to take
    Eyestabber
    Eyestabber
    Yeah, stat distribution hivemind suggested is ok (tho personally I preffer 10-9-7-6 perception-4-4). As for skills, you can't go wrong with axe + dodge + crafting. 5/5 axe/dodge + 4 crafting is enough for the first city.

    Remember to match stats to your weapon. 10 STR is gr8 for axe and hammer, but if you pick a Dex weapon like sword, dagger or spear then 10 STR isn't really that needed.
    Ellef
    Ellef
    Thanks bros, the AOD procrastination is nearly over. Hopefully the game doesn't melt my gfx card for no reason anymore.
    Go back to the shoutbox, we miss you.
    Eyestabber
    Eyestabber
    I miss you too, guise :codexlove:

    I had to cut back on my shoutboxing time because my productivity at work was dropping. I don't know whether my boss caught on, but I rather not find out the hard way. I still log in early in the morning and during lunch break.

    If any shoutbox bros want to add me on steam, just PM me your Steam name and I'll add you ASAP.
    Ellef
    Ellef
    Steamchat is for fags, shitposting belongs on shitbox
    Lhynn
    Lhynn
    shitposting is for the forums, only true gentlemen use the shoutbox.
    Buckling the belt one notch tigher makes breathing harder. One notch looser and it gets comfy, but your pride hurts a bit. #justfattiethings
    Can't wait for the next AoD update! Leave your edgy comment bellow.
    The Brazilian Slaughter
    The Brazilian Slaughter
    vaultbr.com.br
    We got a page so I can give you front easily. I'm one of the big cheeses now. Tell me when its ready so I can post in the front page.
    Get into our forum nigga.
    Ellef
    Ellef
    Make sure you use oddity xp system. It answers the problem of xp bias towards murderhobo gameplay in a much better way than quest so only. I'm hyped for it.
    Ellef
    Ellef
    Quest xp*
    Legal changes follow social, they don't produce them. Hypersexuality isn't a state of nature that you need to have legal prohibitions against, it's a consequence of SCALE-derived materialism and atomization. This is why most conservative efforts in this direction are fruitless--they think if they just tinker with some legislation, behavior will change.
    Holy cow. I log in the 'dex for a "quick fix" at the end of my shift and notice I have 16 alerts, 14 brofists. I love you too, Codexia. <3
    Eyestabber
    Eyestabber
    Nah, been a while since I last posted on that thread. Shit got pretty boring, the same arguments over and over and over. Nothing is really new in the GG front right now.
    Bradylama
    Bradylama
    get eyestabbed cunt
    Ellef
    Ellef
    Brofist addiction is a serious problem.
    Invisible inc is SO. FUGGING. GUD! OW GOD. Last mission. Again. Nika is so OP, it's not even funny. 3 agents...let's hope it's enough!
    Witcher 3: gr8 story, fun combat, BEWBSS. Characters that I ACTUALLY cared about. Finished it twice, lots of fun. Fuck Novigrad haterz. 5/5
    Ellef
    Ellef
    I just picked it up real cheap despite not being a fan of 1 or 2. Which Waifu for my first playthrough? Which has best Bewbz?
    Excidium II
    Excidium II
    Yennefer is better she's a cunt
    Eyestabber
    Eyestabber
    Don't listen to him, Triss is a redhead and a sweety too!
    I'm doing smth new: using the status to make a series of personal tl;dr game reviews. Grade + reasoning. It's Eyestabber's 140 char reviews!
    pippin
    no
    Eyestabber
    Eyestabber
    Suck a dick.
    Finished my 2nd Witcher 3 playtrough. Ciri is now living happily ever after, slaying monsters and whatnot. THAT is my personal canon.
    Eyestabber
    Eyestabber
    Whisky

    I chose Yen this time. In my first playtrough I chose Triss, but got the sad ending (see bellow), so I didn't see the romance's conclusion. Eh...expansion is coming, 3rd playtrough is possible...
    Excidium II
    Excidium II
    BUT

    Did you clear all map markers?
    Eyestabber
    Eyestabber
    lolno
    Being an overprotective father to Ciri results in great sadness and heartache. :'(
    RK47
    RK47
    It's a fine ending. Too bad the delivery was too abrupt.
    Eyestabber
    Eyestabber
    Indeed. The ending "felt bad" because I cared for Geralt and Ciri and wanted them to be happy. The fact that a vidya game ending actually managed to make me feel something proves that the quality of W3's writing is simply amazing.
    Eyestabber
    Eyestabber
    I was hit right in DEM FEELZ.
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