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Cassidy

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Perfect depictions of how playing Alpha Protocol feels like for those who aren't fags.

Also sgc_meltdown, tell us honestly: do you get hardons from searching and looking at all this shit?

:M

You can find some torment-related material in the FR section. Furthermore, http://rule34.paheal.net/post/list/alpha_protocol/1

http://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/508522


xGimpyx: Why is this the only straight A.P. porn?
MetalixK: This fucking long to get porn involving just TWO the ladies in this game.

Fuck you yaoi fans. Fuck you in the EYE!

:lol:

Only pic with girls involves one jailbait.

4chan, 4chan never changes.

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Self-Ejected

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If she's old enough to shave she's old enough to fuck. Besides, Sis' age is unknown. The wiki says late teens to early 20's so...:dance:
 

sgc_meltdown

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do you get hardons from searching and looking at all this shit?
:M

Well Cassidy, I undertake these explorations on behalf of my fellow codex members solely with a serious and scholarly mindset and never with the aim of fulfilling a sexual need.

Actually I am pretty much just mildly amused most of the time whenever I find anything BTE style and therefore worth posting(perhaps you have noticed that I don't generally exhibit bog standard 'risque' fanart that would perhaps arouse more than entertain) and at least a few bros find these things funny so I keep them updated

They're also quite rare too so that's part of the fun, I think Ed123 has the only irenicus volleyball avatar on the internet for example

as a whole they also offer an intimate window into the fantasies of each particular gaming community that no mere fluff interview or superficial humor website expose can provide

Sometimes I get a bit of surprise with stuff like the blue suns rule34 there or the earlier minecraft dragon boss or qunari orgy in terms of how detailed or unique they are but I have yet to be actually shocked or offended

you have just been...

♥on the couch with sgc_meltdown♥
 

sgc_meltdown

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http://www.fullparagon.com/
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Are you ready to go Full Paragon?

Full Paragon (http://www.fullparagon.com) is a new Mass Effect fan-initiated (we are not Bioware/EA reps) fundraising campaign, playing its name off the "paragon/renegade" actions and choices players face in the game series.

Inspired by the generous fans who raised money recently, but not explicitly planning to follow ReTake ME3's perogative, Full Paragon wishes to provide fans looking for a place to follow in the footsteps.

The Mass Effect community has always been giving, from gaming marathons to Facebook fundraisers. This is one initiative kicked off by Reddit organizers, hoping to gain support of other fangroups on Facebook, Bioware Social Network, and more.

The Full Paragon campaign reached out to Kids Need to Read, a charitable foundation started by author PJ Haarsma, actor Nathan Fillion, and Executive Director Denise Gary, which focuses on supporting children's literacy. According to the KNTR website, "Kids Need to Read works to create a culture of reading for children by providing inspiring books to underfunded schools, libraries, and literacy programs across the United States, especially those serving disadvantaged children."

In conclusion, Mass Effect is a story-driven series with an incredibly rich universe. The trilogy has attracted a passionate following of imaginative, giving people who want to open up exciting new worlds to children through books and stories in the same way Mass Effect did for the players. We're elated to be supporting Kids Need to Read, for their efforts in raising children's literacy all across America.


http://i.imgur.com/iQ3tE.jpg

Yes, Mass Effect fans who want children to enjoy the world of literature like they have with Bioware's plots.

"Should we apologize to BioWare? "
http://social.bioware.com/forum/Mas...hould-we-apologize-to-BioWare-10640562-1.html
Not everyone is going to agree, but I personally found that the entirety of the game was well above average, beyond that actually. I agree that Mass Effect is our first true video game "epic" but I also think there could be some more closure as well. This article from GGTL is kinda long, but it sums up a lot of the criticisms and calls into question much of the unnecessary hate BioWare has been receiving.

http://www.gamersguidetolife.com/2012/03/editingkotaku-angry-joe-gamefront-and.html

What do you all think? Was it really necessary to attack BioWare personally for something that isn't even THAT bad? Yeah, I think the endings could have answered a bit more and maybe we could have seen more from the war assets in the final battle, but overall I was intrigued by the end.

"Was this planned all along? "
http://social.bioware.com/forum/Mas...ed/Was-this-planned-all-along-10698398-1.html
Does anybody else feel as if BioWare is withholding the "true" ending for a massive, paid DLC that will give us a really good ending? Or am I another "vocal minority."

Given their ties to Electronic Arts and EA's love of DLC and online passes, could this all be an elaborate scheme to raise a sh*tstorm of a controversey over Mass Effect 3, generating huge intrest in the game, inturn generating loads of revenue from the game and its "initial" ending, and them selling the "real" ending to make a sh*tload more money?

"BioWare, if you change the ME3 ending "art" has lost "
http://social.bioware.com/forum/Mas...3-ending-quotartquot-has-lost-10539399-1.html
Listen, I haven't even finished the game yet, been travelling, but please read on.

I do check IGN's mobile site from my phone here and there and have learned about this "uprising" to change the ME3 ending.

PLEASE, PLEASE, Please do not change the game's ending (sight unseen for me) just because of these protests!

If you do, where do we go from there??

We live in such a self-entitled "please me" society these days. BIOWARE, you made these games. I understand the need to please your customers - I myself am in the service industry. But PLEASE do not fold to the demands of the loud social networking / internet crowd. It will set a dangerous precedent.

Even within the realm of video games... NOOO... we want character "X" (FFVII) to live...

...NOOO... we want character "X" to survive in Halo Reach....

Where will it stop?

DO NOT alter your art. Look at the state of the Star Wars series with all the crappy revisions over the years.

Tell your player base to "DEAL WITH IT" ...

I've read TONS of books that I hoped ended differently. I never wrote to the author of a book and demanded he or she rewrite the ending to meet my demands.

On that topic, one very good author wrote a book about that situation. It was Stephen King, and the book was "Misery". The woman found her favorite author crippled and kept the author all locked up and in his bed and would re-break his legs b/c she was never happy with what he was doing with her favorite character.

Dont' fall down this wormhole, BIoWare. Please don't. You made the art which is Mass Effect 3. Don't alter it due to some loudmouth advocates. Not all video games are "art", but the Mass Effect series certainly is. To quote a line from my favorite movie, Rushmore... "nihilne sanctum est"... "Is nothing sacred?"

Do the right thing, BioWare.

A big fan of yours for years....

Jason

"What's with the lack of nudity? "
http://social.bioware.com/forum/Mas...t039s-with-the-lack-of-nudity-10643740-1.html
Why does Bioware avoid nudity in the Mass Effect sequels. The games are clearly for adults and they have relationships at their core and a sex scene if you took the time to devellop the relationship. So why do they avoid the nudity or even partial nudity.

It's not like we are asking for porn but the sex scenes are really bland and boring. In an age where games like Heavy Rain, God of War III, Dante's Inferno, Duke Nukem Forever, Grand Theft Auto IV... contain nudity without stirring any controversy, I don't see why Bioware is afraid of assuming that nudity if part of their adult universe.

"What happened to your market research, Bioware? "
http://social.bioware.com/forum/Mas...-your-market-research-Bioware-10695129-1.html
First DA2, then ToR and now ME3.

Each title showcasing that what the developing company appearantly thought would be a good idea instead becomes a mare riding on their backs.

In DA2 it was the 'awesome button', and turning the sequel of an rpg into an action game.

In ToR it was the lack of realization that to keep an MMO going you need to facilitate proper communication, stuff for people to do, and a customer support that isn't taken from hell.

And in ME3 we now have Ray telling us how surprised they are at the feedback they are getting.

Why do these things keep surprising you, Bioware? Are you not taking proper measures in market/target-group research?

While I think there is something horrible wrong with the continual misfires from your market-research developments I am actually starting to be bothered more by another aspect of it:

Because of your past credits, people are actually trying to aid you in giving you proper market research and feedback. They actually pay money to do the job YOU neglected. Look at the paragon support, the childs play support, the cupcake thing. That's alot of money people are throwing out the window just to TRY and tell you how wrong they feel your market research were.

And your response?

You condescend them.

What you SHOULD be doing, is to be giggling like a maniac at how lucky you are to STILL have people that are willing to aid your company so much that they actually pay money to try and aid you. You should take note the fact that your market research recently have been misfires and get some humility in that area.

For less fortunate companies, the customers just say "whatever..." and take their money elsewhere, leaving those companies with no clue as to what they did wrong.

So stop with the condescendings about 'people not understanding things' or any other PR-misfires you can think of. These are your customers, and they actually show an extragavant amount of commitment to try and aid you in making you aware of the continual folly that your market-research seems to be producing.

"Dear Bioware, Thank you"
http://social.bioware.com/forum/Mas...llowed/Dear-Bioware-Thank-you-10714933-1.html
I have just completed my first play through of Mass Effect 3. I have played both prequels (ME1 on Xbox and ME2 on PC). I am not here to start a flame war condemning other posts for their opinions and would ask that you
show the same respect, this is not going to be a long-winded wall of
text either explaining my points and opinions fully, as I feel this would be an unnecessary venture.

At the end, and during the game(and trilogy) a plethora of emotions ran through me as it began to unfold, as it had in the other games of the series.

From the adventurous moment Shepard stepped out of the Normandy on Eden prime, to the fast paced, heart beating, in the clutches of death sequence as Shepard charged the.. portal thingy that transported him to the Citadel(Forgive my lack of a definitive name, I have forgotten it)

This game however, gripped me the most. It was like reading a good book that I just couldn't put down.

Some players on this forum, I have noticed are not content with the ending, they feel 'unsatisfied' and that is fair.

I however applaud the 'great writing' and feeling of self-sacrifice for the 'greater good', (in both instances) or to achieve what Shepard has been fighting for this whole time.(I leave great writing in quotes because, debatable)

I am a believer that 'great writing' does not only invoke happiness in a closure, as humans in our society we are too exposed to the 'Perfection' of fantastic conclusions.

As a human being, I am subject to concur with a-lot of people wishing to know the whys, the motive behind the reapers, the so dubbed 'star child' as well as a number of other questions which were left unanswered. This clearly, was intentional(I hope). What bio ware plans to do with this remains to be seen.

To me, It is a testament to your writing team that so many people(players) are up in arms and conflicted about their emotions to this ending, I really think its a beautiful that this is all from a video game series that theories and philosophical, and scientific (+ a whole other fancy bunchof words with meanings attatched to them) discussions are being taken place, the fact that it is affecting peoples emotional stability leaves me in awe. I know I am conflicted about the game, yet satisfied.

As much as I'd like to know, it is also a great thing to come to a forum and discuss possible outcomes and theories, again bravo for the ability to bring this out in people from a video game.Although I would kill for some background lore, fo'real though.

Thanks for making me; grit my teeth in anger, tear up in sorrow, choke up and get all warm and fuzzy during heroic or touching moments.

I'm sure I will get some 'Fan boy' feedback from this post, but I'd like to state again that good/great/excellent story writing doesn't often end with a happy ending, and I think some are missing the big picture behind the fate of the galaxy. But again, who am I to say?

Excellent storytelling to me is the ability to fully immerse you in the world, as well as tap into your emotions, because you do not need a 'perfect' ending to enjoy the story.

To me, enjoyment does not always equal 'happiness', 'happiness' is not always perfection, and perfection is often not what it seems.

Was it the best story ever? Remains to be seen.
Was it 'perfect'? Debatable.
Did the ending seem a little rushed? A tad, but they have the ability to remedy that. An entire IP to work with, actually.
Could they have done it differently? Sure.
Did I see the plot coming? A little :P
Did I enjoy every minute of it? Hell yeah.

Cheers for reading

Thanks for the wild ride bio ware, hope to see more from the mass effect world.

OH, one thing that I do hate off the top of my head. In London when Cortez' shuttle is shot down, Ashley does some sort of weird.. anger scream/battle cry. It's annoying as all hell and sounds really lame.


and finally I found a p. codexian webcomic

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http://shadbase.com
that scoundrel Ed123 will approve at least once he starts reading their archives
 

Multi-headed Cow

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Just went through that whole comic, it was pretty bro if I do say so myself.
 

Multi-headed Cow

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Don't worry SCO, there's a goodly amount of rape in the rest of the comic. We can forgive him his one transgression.
 

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Warcraft goes from Pygmies to Sherpa

Now considering that the orcs, trolls, goblins and tauren are codified as people of colour (as opposed to the very westernised cultures of the humans and dwarves particularly) Blizzard’s track record on sensitivity to racial issues and cultural appropriation is already bad. I’ve seen posts on various forums from Native Americans lamenting and wincing at the broad strokes used to define the Tauren.
:eek:
 

Angthoron

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Well to be fair that's been pretty obvious since fucking launch, Borderhouse is six years late with their break-through discovery.
 

RK47

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Dead State Divinity: Original Sin
Bio-drone discussing ME3 Class balance
Giving a player any Time Dilation effect in multiplayer is a bad idea, especially when it only has a 4-5 second cooldown and lasts 6.8 seconds. The rest of your team would hate you, if they didn't just outright kick you out of the game =P

They couldn't figure out a way so that time only slows for you?
:lol:
 

IronicNeurotic

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I sometimes can't believe how stupid the Neogaf community is.

Here is a thread where they unironically propose that "Revengance" is a great, proper english word. As proof they post an excert from a random internet urbandictionary.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=468439

No. No it isn't. It isn't even a word. What it is, is stupid. And annoying. And so very Kojima.


My guess is you would have said the same thing to Shakespeare.

If you are against the evolution of the English language, thats your problem.

Uness I'm mistaken, "revengeance" is a real actual English word. And not a recent made-up one with that.

Shakespeare is responsible for so much of our modern language, you can't look back and make that argument.

"The English language owes a great debt to Shakespeare. He invented over 1700 of our common words by changing nouns into verbs, changing verbs into adjectives, connecting words never before used together, adding prefixes and suffixes, and devising words wholly original." - Shakespeare Online


So, as an example, "assassination" was a word Shakespeare created from the word "assassin" and while it may sound pretty normal now, it probably sounded weird and stupid back then too.

Apparently "Revengance" is the modern day equivalent of Shakespeare inventing a word

....
 

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