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Completed Let's REMOVE KEBAB in EU 3 Mare Apertum: Return of SERBIA STRONG

Discussion in 'Codex Playground' started by Cassidy, Dec 5, 2012.

  1. Cassidy Arcane

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    Yes... I'm doing it again, this time in Mare Apertum, which is copx' improvement of Magna Mundi Platinum 2... and I have to agree with copx in that EU3 with In Nomine is much better than Divine Wind.

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    [​IMG]Unite Serbia, fukc the Bosnia and Montenegroes

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    Since Constatinoppl fell to worst turk, Srbija vulnerable, war with Hungry drag for years, but eventual defeat of Hungry inevitable. Disunite cannot continue... enough cetnik rascal!

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    No more ustasa and turk! FOR GREATTER SERBIA! Econoym must manage army must small but sufficent without summon heathen god of jewgold and cause inflatabilition. Small Serbian glorouis army will achieve victroy even with barely outnumber Bosniak.

    Bill of Rights to all Serbs, because they are STRONG! Because Srbija need good and better goverment to keep GREATTER SERBIA together and prosper without mint. Because Rights to all Srbija mean faster recogize by all Serbians there must be only one ruler for all the STRONG. STRONG economy much better to field STRONG army than drill or engineer corps because they force mint to keep equal sized army and slow down recogize of core Serbian territroy.

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    No turks actual, so all garisson left in peace because they not worst turk idiots. Bosnia demise soon but they will under occupy until full control and annex of Bosnia rather than peace treaty. Large Bosniak force must be crush, mercenaries are hire to help in that.

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    Grett finance speicalist help Serbia economy keep float. Bosnia almost fully defeat at this point.

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    There is no Bosnia all is SERBIA. Hate it? return to croatioa. Bosniaks attack Srbija forces and win, but they regroup with mercenaries for counterattack.

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    They all fall like skulls of pig! VICTROY!

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    Bosnia forces wipe out. Mercenaries are dismiss too expensive to keep. Time to consider Montenegro.

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    haha worst turk waste opportunity and gain nothing real from war against Hungry!

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    Bosnia total conquest.

    SERBIA STRONG!!!

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    Fukc the montenegro.

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    Serbia need money discover Hungry is involve with smuggling ask gold for quite.

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    Worst turk now crush Knights of Rhodes, they expand but still afraid of Srbija being the STRONGEST of all the turk idiots have ambitions at.

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    Montenegro, like Bosnia, now belong to GREATTER SRBIJA. Occupations and eventual annexation after many years under control of the STRONG are the plan because such method of conquest is less infamyous than straight annex.

    And... RAGUSA GIVE BAKC OUR CLAY OR WE'LL CRUSH YOU LIKE SKULLS OF PIG!

    REMOVE GUIDO FROM THE PREMISES

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    Serbia must be STRONG king is dead now cannot start REMOVE GUIDO yet... beware of traitor boyars now that regency is in. Fortunate the Regent Despot is a very competent man will keep countrey together until the next Despot come of age.

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    don't like here? return to croatioa or to your precious mongolia.

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    Serbia Orthodox Power must remove popemole from all Serbian premises.

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    Years pass and finally it comes the time to begin the full integration of all cultural Serbian lands into only one Srbija. It starts with Hum, a few more year need to conclude this.

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    Future of Serbia secured in 1465 with key alliances, specially Potatoland. This will keep worst turk idiot out of our clay.

    : x

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    Long Live Stefan IV, who will bring great prosper to Kingdom of Serbia.

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    Foolish croatioa, they can't stand any chance with this much Hungry will crush these rebels. Meanwhile, obvious:

    SERBIA STRONG!

    And time to REMOVE GUIDO FROM THE PREMISES has come. Ragusa... what is wrong with these guidos?

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    Austria fools you wasting lives due to attrition... what a shame, that is a rot way to die.

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    Enough waiting! Finally, all of Bosnia join together with the GREATTER SERBIA in 1467. Eventual missionary remove popemole, but not now.

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    No more guidos in Ragusa! Grett day for Serbia. Occupations shall continue up to 1480 then all territories integrate.

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    Dare now to defy the STRONG, turk idiot!

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    More good news for Serbia in 1471. Hungry no longer in union with Krauts but independent. May yet come chance for Srbija to build a real big zoo in croatioa, but right now Hungry ally with Krauts.

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    Long Live Stefan V! As good as his father.

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    But if one single Barbiery Pirate shows up in Serbia... we'll crush you like a skull of pig and conquer your land!

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    POPEMOLE TRAITORS! REMOVE ALL OF THEM FROM THE PREMISES!

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    i spit in the face and eye and flag of your country your warnings from shitspweing mouths nothing but empty threats will not intimate our greattst countrey at all.

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    Krauts and Potato crush Bohemia, Serbia not care about details this however show bad blood.

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    CETNIK RASCAL!

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    FUKING GUIDO THIS IS IT! They are force all orthodox to convert in the clay they stole from Srbija and now this. There is no doubt what next in the greatt plans: REMOVE GUIDO FROM ALL PREMISES!

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    Countless families tell tale of how guidos merciless slaughter all orthodox rape burn kill maim just like this popemole scumbags did in Constantinople in 4th crusade which is reason for all this mess of worst turk in first place. THEY WILL PAY FOR THIS!

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    The brutality and lack of decency of the guidos continue. Truly they should live in the zoo with all turk farm animals.

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    But good news! POPEMOLE IS OVER IN BOSNIA!

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    During 1470s the guido attrocity pile up one after another. Justice must be serve. These guido scum must pay a much higher price than only losing Istria and Dalmatia once time come.

    WE WILL FORCE THEIR FAT DOGE TO CONVERT TO ORTHODOXY!!!


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    Some time ago guidos were ally with Austria, but no more, and this is grett for Serbia, obvious. Now, once they recover from the scars of the occupations and war and are ready for more, the guidos will regret what they did, the countless thousand innocent they slaughtered, alas these guidos scumbags were actual the most guilty for the pillage of Constantinople in the 4th crusade so it's no surprise. They must be severly punish for their crimes against ORTHODOX POWER.

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    ALMOST THERE!!!

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    GUIDO GENOCIDE SHALL BE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE!

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    The first phase of the grett plans of Serbia is finish. Now only guido scum.

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    THAT IS IT.

    VENICE DESTROYED CONSTANTINOPLE THROUGH THE 4TH CRUSADE AND PAVED THE WAY FOR THE WORST TURK IDIOT TO CONQUER EAST ROME.

    VENICE IS SLAUGHTER ORTHODOX CHRISTIANS, EVEN SMALL CHILDREN, RIGHT NOW!

    THEY ARE OBVIOUS IN WANT OF BEING CRUSH AND SO SHALL PAY TENFOLD FOR THEIR ATROCITIES!

    SERBIA NOW UNITE AND STRONG IS READY TO:

    REMOVE GUIDO FROM THE PREMISES

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  2. Gondolin Arcane

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  4. Azira Arcane Patron

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  5. Infantryman Scholar

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    SERBIA STRONG! 2pac aliv and real strong wizard kill all the turk farm aminal with rap magic now we the serba rule! return to croatioa cetnik rascal.


    BTW, why have you put the image of Potatolander Winged Hussars at the beginning?
     
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  6. Cowboy Moment Arcane

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  7. Fafnir Liturgist Patron

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    Grab the Codex by the pussy
     
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  8. LusciousPear Savant

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    SO MUCH KEBAB TO REVOMVE
     
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  9. Cassidy Arcane

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    http://www.warfareeast.co.uk/main/Hungarian_Composition.htm#HussarsGusars

    In this LP Serbia already survived past 1459, therefore their Hussars shall eventually evolve into winged hussars by the 17th century.
     
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  10. marooned Scholar

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  11. Cassidy Arcane

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    I should update my other LPs first, but this is too good to wait.

    And by the way, this will be the last update in this page.

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    [​IMG]Guidos and Turk Idiots kill our Orthodox Brothers. Resist, do not convert and become race traitor, for the reckong of the farm animals shall come!

    Religoius perscution is serious and sad not subjet for meme songs also chek comments for more REMOVE KEBAB and video for why the entire balkan hate worst turk

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    Minting rare, everything recover and prosper. Moravian Srbija grows fast from those flee the worst guido idiot.

    SERBIA ECONOMY STRONG

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    Worst guido never show mercy to our brothers. Once time come they will be given none! They will pay for this like the kebab, they shall all be remove from the premises!

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    Haha worst guido being crushed like a skull of pig by other guidos! This is divine retribute for their atrocity of now and of the 4th crusade.

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    Serbia haven for the Orthodox brothers against all farm animals. The crimes of them we NEVER FORGET.

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    Lerned your lesson, guido scum? Once Serbia comes to finish this, the Doge will be kneel and pleading for mercy in front of the Patriarch and of the orphans he make in name of popemole. Did they come from mongolia because there is no diffrence between worst guido and worst turk. They all scum.

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    Serbia secure key teaties with all grett of all Euroep. An ally with Spain unfortunate couldn't success, as that would secure Serbia further against the enemy of all mankind, obvious the turks are farm animals in human skin enemy of all. Kill children and women they rape and are monster. Only one answer, only one final solution to the worst turk question.

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    Even in this darkkst hour, God not abandon Serbia people still have faith in better time when no more turk. A great monastry dedicate to Patriarch is construct in Serbia.

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    Three chance to guess who behind this

    fukc the asshol guido i spit in the flag and eye of venis

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    All Serbians, from Bosnia to Montenegro, are in gradual recogition of Serbia unificate as not only rightful, but critical for survive against worst turk idiot in these dark tiems. Only unite we can stand chance once inevitable happen. Worst turk already crushed Knights of Rhodes, their own Muslim fellow of the Mamluks(show how scum they are) and there is little left for them... except for Serbia.

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    Trade is for turk, arab and jew. SERBIA STRONG without such tricks.

    (Obvs the sliders make sending merchants a complete waste of ducats)

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    With united Srbija the goverment is still capable, but not as good as when Serbia was small. Need get better through modernize and maybe a proper bureaucracy as a national idea before consider further unify of south slavs because if goverment gets inefficent it will be so bad Serbia economy and treasury would end better without new lands.

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    Stefan V died and his heir too young. Plans of REMOVE GUIDO further delay but in any case the war exhaust of last conflict not completely recover yet, and infamy need go down further to allow maximum crush of guido once time come.

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    Fortunate the regent again is far more competent than the usual for a regency, this means there will not be greater problem other than returning rebels in Ragusa to the ZOO.

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    SERBIA MUST BE STRONG YOU TRAITOR BOYARS WITHOUT HONOR AND LEECH TURK LOVERS FUKC YOU ALL!

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    DO YOU WORSHIP GOD OR ALLAH? FUKC YOU!

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    1489 Serbia army final get much needed advancement in tactic and equipment. Bardiches are replace by the better pikemen, as Serbia not big to rely on offense, while gloroius Serbian Light Hussars are born, hopeful they will make great diffrence should worst turk try anything.

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    LONG LIVE STEFAN VI GREATTST GENERAL.

    Hopeful his military skills never be need against the farm animals, because they are stupid but numberful and bless with ubikebab.

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    fukc you turk asshol scum i spit in the eye and flag of your countrey

    Then, in June of 1489, our finnst hour has begin. Fortunate for Srbija the Potatoland and Krauts have prove themselves honorable and swore to help Serbia fight. This is the hour of reckonging, we must fight to the end and cannt allow them to win, no matter the cost!

    We must be STRONG! than ever, hold no matter what, crush the worst turk and remain intact. If we lose this, they will crush us without mercy and wipe Serbia from map. Victroy or death!

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    Together they stand at numberical parity against the worst turk, but this war will still be very difficult, devatate and indeed:

    THIS IS OUR FINNST HOUR!




    SRBIJA!

    READ YOUR BRICKFAST AND EAT HART!

    FOR TONIGHT WE DINE KEBAB!





    Will Stefan VI become Jan III Sobieski of Srbija? Or is this the end?

    to continue be, removing kebab with extreme prejdice
     
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  12. Kashmir Slippers Augur

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    Hopefully the reinforcements will make it before the Turks take half of your land.
     
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  13. Infantryman Scholar

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    Now that's a quite early time for a war with the worst turk. Hopefully, you're going to crush them like pig skull and get back your clay anyway :salute:.
     
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  14. LusciousPear Savant

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    kebab must be removed already?!?! oh hell
     
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  15. Azira Arcane Patron

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  16. LusciousPear Savant

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    I need this inside me
     
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  17. Azira Arcane Patron

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  18. Derper Liturgist

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    bump
     
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  19. Derper Liturgist

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    for greater kebab and new page
     
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  20. tindrli Arcane

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    ALLAH is GOD you dumb fuck
     
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  21. Azira Arcane Patron

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    No, you are dumb. :rpgcodex:


    We do what we can to bump this..
     
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  22. tindrli Arcane

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    Nah Mr. Azira you are dumb ..ALLAH is a arab word for god.. and thats just that.. god does not have name he doesnt need one and all that crap..

    p.d. im Bosnian muslim so i know it.. anyway wiki can confirm it as well

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Allah
     
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    Well, actually: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tetragrammaton

    But anyhow:

     
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