Tacticular Cancer: We'll have your balls

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In Progress Let's go into space Faster Than Light!

Discussion in 'Codex Playground' started by Ulminati, Jun 14, 2012.

  1. Ulminati I'm watching you... Scum. Patron

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    Faster Than Light just entered closed beta for those of us who weren't too jew to pledge to it on kickstarter. It is a rougelike game in which you control a spaceship as it soars through the endless void. Focus is on managing your crew and systems rather than doing the actual flying. this is literally the first time I click the "start game" button, so this is as blind as it gets! In before LP abandoned on page 2!
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    There are multiple ships to pick from (though most are locked right now). So we'll go with the default, rechristened the CSS Butthurt.
    You will notice it it crewed by our beloved Codex staff. Yes, you can name your crew members. I'm sure you've all read enough codex LPs to know what this means :thumbsup:
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    Rest of the update spoiler'ed to make the page load less images.

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    Bookmarked. I hope this is a C&C LP. :M
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    [insert obvious woman driving joke]

    Carry on, good sir! :salute:
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    In this update we continue the adventures of CSS Butthurt

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    Signing up to be a redshirt, cap'n! :salute:
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    You don't have space suits or the likes to fix hull breaches? Seems like a death sentence send anyone to do it...
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    Nope. But I COULD have sent more people to fix the breeches sooner (like during the fight) and cycle them to the medbay. This was an easy encounter that went horribly pear-shaped because I didn't realize the importance of hull breaches until it was too late. This was literally the first game I played.
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    Gets a character in LP. Dies on first page. I hope your next crew fares better.

    I want to play this! I didn't pledge enough for beta :(
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    And yes, I know my typing is horribad. Long day. Headache. Ugh. Next update incoming as soon as I upload the pix to Imgur and type some shitty witty comments.
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    That was a glorious opening post :salute:

    Sign me up Cap!
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    sergeant Hovery on your command :salute:
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    "Why", exclaimed the shipwright, "did they name their ship after a brand of vacuum cleaners?"
    "Because", retorted the dockworker, "the crew is expected to suck!"

    High-fives were exchanged as The Nilfisk set off into the darkness of space.
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    I'd like to know about that "rebel advancement" thing. Does it mean that the game ends when rebels take over the sectors or there is an infinite number of sectors that you can jump to?
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    Continued:
    The Nilfisk contines exploring the first sector!

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    So, wait, the very first hit CSS Butthurt received set its butt on fire? Nomen est omen indeed :lol:

    Now that's proppa' space opera charm right there :salute:
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    In the grim future of FTL, being fired is kind of a permanent outcome. As expected, the game looks awesome. Given the choice, Comrade Lightbane will join the Federation to battle these bloody Rebels :salute: .
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    The game seems way more interesting than I expected, wish I backed it enough to get the beta too....
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    The adventures of Nilfisk, sector II

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    Dumb question, can you hide your guys in the ship and open all the other airlocks so the intruders die/take damage?
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    Yes. problem is, if your life support is damaged it is doubtful you'll survive long enough to repair it if you vent all your atmo.
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    Hum, so I guessing we won't see a alien race that survives on vacuum, for that would be too game breaking...
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    The Nilfisk, Sector III!

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