Example of ME3's homosexual "romance" "dialogue".

[ChristofferC]

Aspie detected.

 

[Angthoron]

The first part of that intro made me spit out my tea.

 

[Kalin]

Please. "R. Bruce Hoadley"? Yeah, I'm sure that's a real na-

Impressive fellow. There is much to learn about different kinds of wood, and this man has clearly progressed further than most. Also, do note how he helps out with criminal cases, just like television characters such as Dexter!

 

[Luzur]

Please. "R. Bruce Hoadley"? Yeah, I'm sure that's a real na-

" Ask me about Wood."

 

[Azalin]

It's by Image comics, so that actually makes a lot of sense.

This makes me think, which one is worse, Bioware or Image comics?

Actually Image has released some pretty good comics in tha last few years,obviously not that one.Too bad 10000 retards and/or faggots didn't buy that one in KWA,then Helper's stupidity might have been contained in Top Cow's comics now it has spread over

 

[commie]

You're forgetting the secret witch legions, exorcist squads, werewolf spies and the human centipedes for lowering enemy morale.

But don't they work for the Nazi Paranormal Division?

 

[DraQ]

It all makes sense now,in a completely retarded way of course

Well, it's not hard to write such masterful prose when the team is as adept as Helper and Gaider:

http://fafnirthedragon.com/2010/01/27/bloodsucker-cover/
Unleash on biowhore forums.

 

[Angthoron]

Gaider is just catering to his audience, which, coincidentally, is the same target audience of pieces of shit like Twilight.

That is also true. If Gaider would say that Twilight is a piece of shit, would people buy his stuff? Not likely as many. Still, I suspect he might actually mean what he says.

 

[Aldebaran]

I wonder what the interview process was like for Hepler?

"I wrote a book--you may have heard of it: Three millionth Amazon best seller 'MITH: Operation Smoking Jaguar'."

"MITH? Oh, that's quite a clever play on words."

"It has Aztecs."

"See, we're not really interested in tha--"

"And CIA, and nukes, America! Modern setting, ancient aliens? Maybe! Machine guns, magic swords, monster hoards, soldiers, boulders, giant shoulders!"

"Yeah, this isn't going to wor--"

"Gay romances."

"..." "Grab a pen."

 

[Ermm]

Too bad she didn't get her hands on game's mythology. Then it would be a bigger lulz goldmine.

 

[thesoup]

http://www.facebook.com/JenniferBrandesHepler

Don't have facebook so some screenshots would be appreciated.

 

[Menckenstein]

Hmm, it all makes sense now.

Was she studied there because she is a living cancer?

 

[hoverdog]

http://www.facebook.com/JenniferBrandesHepler

Don't have facebook so some screenshots would be appreciated.

ZOMG SHE HAS REPRODUCED

 

[DraQ]

ZOMG IT HAS REPRODUCED

Fix'd for ++horror.

 

[curry]

http://www.facebook.com/JenniferBrandesHepler

Don't have facebook so some screenshots would be appreciated.

There's very little stuff, no pictures and the wall is almost empty.

 

[Hellraiser]

Wait, so has Bioware always been this retarded? I don't seem to remember this back in KotoR days or BG2.

They have merely realized what kind of fanbase their games have attracted and they are now trying to capitalize on it. Lonely fat slashfic writers have a lot of disposable income to spend on DLC after all and they're not too picky. Bioware is merely following the path of least resistance bro.

 

[RPGMaster]

http://www.facebook.com/JenniferBrandesHepler

Don't have facebook so some screenshots would be appreciated.

The only games she likes are BioWare games. That's corporate whorism for you.

 

[Roguey]

I wonder what the interview process was like for Hepler?

"I wrote a book--you may have heard of it: Three millionth Amazon best seller 'MITH: Operation Smoking Jaguar'."

"MITH? Oh, that's quite a clever play on words."

"It has Aztecs."

"See, we're not really interested in tha--"

"And CIA, and nukes, America! Modern setting, ancient aliens? Maybe! Machine guns, magic swords, monster hoards, soldiers, boulders, giant shoulders!"

"Yeah, this isn't going to wor--"

"Gay romances."

"..." "Grab a pen."

http://rpggeek.com/rpgdesigner/15330/jennifer-brandes
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1639951/filmoseries <- more CIA stuff

 

[Menckenstein]

Let's not bring her children into this, their lives are undoubtedly already terrible.

 

[thesoup]

Name Jennifer Brandes
Fans: 0

 

[Ermm]

Let's not bring her children into this, their lives are undoubtedly already terrible.

All jokes aside, now that I see that she is a happy mother of two children, I feel like a jackass, mocking her. )=

 

[Jasede]

They should have me write this shit.
How different could it be from bromantic pokeporn?

 

[racofer]

Pfft, human decency?

*revokes Rasputin's Codex Licence*

yeah, wtf!?

We need some sort of anti-BROfist feature.

 

[Xor]

It's all starting to make sense. Bioware, the decline, everything.

 

[Syril]

Please. "R. Bruce Hoadley"? Yeah, I'm sure that's a real na-

This man is a hero.