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[Scroo]

In b4 buying pieces of wall for the cheap price of 5,99 per unit.

 

[Cyberarmy]

I've originally posted it in EA thread, the decline is messing with my brain

And here I was thinking that they cannot go below Age of Empire Online...

 

[FeelTheRads]

Reimagined for mobile.

Moar like reimagined for imbecile.

 

[Azalin]

Reimagined for mobile.

Moar like reimagined for imbecile.

Is there a difference?

 

[titus]

Hahahahaha WTF!? Never let chinks make your games.

 

[Durwyn]

Could someone write a list with good games/franchises which still haven't been raped by reimagination for mobile/idiots? I have a hard time finding examples:

- Dungeon Keeper
- Deus Ex
- Ultima
- Fallout
- Baldurs Gate
- Duke Nukem
- Gothic
- Age of Empires

- Thief...

Oh wait...

I'm getting more and more depressed which each point on the list

 

[Angthoron]

I've originally posted it in EA thread, the decline is messing with my brain

Well this is what people get by buying the HD remakes of Age of [...] games, I guess. Shit mobile faggotry.

 

[Kitako]

I don't care what rapes they convert to phones, as long as they stay out of my own.
I am more concerned about mobile shovelware being ported to PC. Steam is pushing out lot of crap like that lately. Makes no sense at all. As if console ports weren't bad enough.

 

[ERYFKRAD]

Could someone write a list with good games/franchises which still haven't been raped by reimagination for mobile/idiots? I have a hard time finding examples:

- Dungeon Keeper
- Deus Ex
- Ultima
- Fallout
- Baldurs Gate
- Duke Nukem
- Gothic
- Age of Empires

- Thief...

Oh wait...

I'm getting more and more depressed which each point on the list

You forgot Command and Conquer.

 

[FeelTheRads]

Soon Wasteland and Torment.

 

[Xor]

My dad really likes the age of empires games. I wonder how he'd react to the mobile version.

 

[Luzur]

I never understood all the furry hate (could say fursecution but then I'd have to voluntarily kill myself). I remember when it was a HOT ISSUE back in like 2005 or whatever and SomethingAwful wouldn't shut up about it and you couldn't go anywhere without some guy saying "YIFF IN HELL FURFAGS" and causing WW3. Intense times.

i have never actually met a furry or a brony in real life or anyone even claiming to be into furries or bronies.

i guess the shame is too great to be flaunting shit like that.

 

[Lemming42]

One of my real life friends is a brony, but other than a brief period of him trying to force me to watch it he doesn't mention it much.

You can meet lots of real life bronies if there's a merchandise/memorabilia store around. There's one near me that stocks pony toys and there's always a group of men who look about 30 years old discretely trying to pick one up without anyone noticing and then paying for it without making eye contact with the cashier. It's hilarious.

 

[Awor Szurkrarz]

There's nothing depressing about the abomination genre of RTS getting "declined".

 

[Tytus]

I never understood all the furry hate (could say fursecution but then I'd have to voluntarily kill myself). I remember when it was a HOT ISSUE back in like 2005 or whatever and SomethingAwful wouldn't shut up about it and you couldn't go anywhere without some guy saying "YIFF IN HELL FURFAGS" and causing WW3. Intense times.

i have never actually met a furry or a brony in real life or anyone even claiming to be into furries or bronies.

i guess the shame is too great to be flaunting shit like that.

I think I might be into furries. One of my favourite characters is Tytus de Zoo.

A comic about a drawn Monkey character that came to life and aspires to be Human. To achieve it he learns about history, culture, technology, sports, law etc.

And later he even gets a wife. It was a good read. Does this make me a furry. Also the history themed Tytus illustations are probably 100 times better than the Age of Empires moblice. Or at least, more historically accurate.

 

[Cazzeris]

Could someone write a list with good games/franchises which still haven't been raped by reimagination for mobile/idiots? I have a hard time finding examples:

- Dungeon Keeper
- Deus Ex
- Ultima
- Fallout
- Baldurs Gate
- Duke Nukem
- Gothic
- Age of Empires

- Thief...

Oh wait...

I'm getting more and more depressed which each point on the list

S.T.A.L.K.E.R.

 

[Delterius]

If sales don't impress you, how about sheer size? Tamriel is roughly 7.54 million square miles of land for players to explore, while Westeros (home to much of "Game of Thrones") is thought to be about 800,000 square miles and J.R.R. Tolkien's Middle Earth is 3 million square miles.

Funny, because it takes less then 30 minutes to cross the world of Skyrm... so if Middle-Earth is less than half of that, it should take 10 minute to go from The Shire to Mordor... on foot.

Turns out your estimates were a bit too positive about Middle Earth.

I never understood all the furry hate (could say fursecution but then I'd have to voluntarily kill myself). I remember when it was a HOT ISSUE back in like 2005 or whatever and SomethingAwful wouldn't shut up about it and you couldn't go anywhere without some guy saying "YIFF IN HELL FURFAGS" and causing WW3. Intense times.

And now we have Bronies. Oh, how the times change...

Boredom, that is getting tired of trolling the furries, can corrupt any civilization.

 

[Tehdagah]

I've originally posted it in EA thread, the decline is messing with my brain

1:11 made me wish for an Age of Empires Musou.

 

[Durwyn]

Could someone write a list with good games/franchises which still haven't been raped by reimagination for mobile/idiots? I have a hard time finding examples:

- Dungeon Keeper
- Deus Ex
- Ultima
- Fallout
- Baldurs Gate
- Duke Nukem
- Gothic
- Age of Empires

- Thief...

Oh wait...

I'm getting more and more depressed which each point on the list

S.T.A.L.K.E.R.

I would be cautious with that. I recall there were rumors that Bethesda is the current owner of the IP, correct me if I'm wrong. If so, rape is in the air even though they have Arcane and ID, pretty trustworthy companies when it comes to FPS. There is Survivarium by former Stalker devs but it's multiplayer - a big no-no for me. I wish some blokes could kickstart a proper Stalker sequel, even "spiritual" one if they don't have the rights to use the IP.

 

[Cazzeris]

Could someone write a list with good games/franchises which still haven't been raped by reimagination for mobile/idiots? I have a hard time finding examples:

- Dungeon Keeper
- Deus Ex
- Ultima
- Fallout
- Baldurs Gate
- Duke Nukem
- Gothic
- Age of Empires

- Thief...

Oh wait...

I'm getting more and more depressed which each point on the list

S.T.A.L.K.E.R.

I would be cautious with that. I recall there were rumors that Bethesda is the current owner of the IP, correct me if I'm wrong.

Rumors aren't always right.

If so, rape is in the air even though they have Arcane and ID, pretty trustworthy companies when it comes to FPS. There is Survivarium by former Stalker devs but it's multiplayer - a big no-no for me. I wish some blokes could kickstart a proper Stalker sequel, even "spiritual" one if they don't have the rights to use the IP.

I think Excidium was right when he said:

Let S.T.A.L.K.E.R. rest

 

[warpig]

I think I might be into furries. One of my favourite characters is Tytus de Zoo.

Do you fap to these comics? Do you wish that you were a monkey? Do you have a monkey shaped fursuit? If not that you're not a real furry, you just like some cartoon animal character.

 

[Turjan]

I think I might be into furries. One of my favourite characters is Tytus de Zoo.

Do you fap to these comics? Do you wish that you were a monkey? Do you have a monkey shaped fursuit? If not that you're not a real furry, you just like some cartoon animal character.

*suspense gets unbearable as the public awaits the sordid answer*

 

[Baron Dupek]

There is one game inspired by it, named Dangerous Ray.
http://www.rpgcodex.net/forums/inde...s-rays-s-t-a-l-k-e-r-like.90522/#post-3207139

Made by one man, on his own engine. Sounds hisptery/indie. And suspicious.

 

[DraQ]

i have never actually met a furry or a brony in real life or anyone even claiming to be into furries or bronies.

Or you just don't know you've met them.

Shocking as it may be, most furries are pretty much just regular guys.

Bronies, uh I guess they are a bit more conspicuous, but they can still be pretty normal as far as all the other stuff goes, so at worst you'll have someone to troll about MLP.

Do you fap to these comics? Do you wish that you were a monkey? Do you have a monkey shaped fursuit? If not that you're not a real furry, you just like some cartoon animal character.

Turns out I knew a plenty of not real furries, then. Pity no one told them that.

 

[warpig]

Shocking as it may be, most furries are pretty much just regular guys.

With sick, sick fantasies. I'm pretty much an average joe next door...who just wants to fuck an antropomorphic fox.

Turns out I knew a plenty of not real furries, then. Pity no one told them that.

Poseurs. But seriously is the "offical" definition of a furry: "just someone who just likes comics/games/animation with cartoon animals"? It seems to be a little bit more than that.