Tacticular Cancer: We'll have your balls

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    1. zwanzig_zwoelf
      zwanzig_zwoelf
      Hey Andy! Long time no see!
      I am sorry about your mother, she was a good woman, and I still remember the cookies she used to cook for us, yummy!
      Well, that's it for now, but call me later, we have so much to discuss!
      Take care,
      Muhammad
    2. anus_pounder
      anus_pounder
      Where are you andy? Its been weeks since your last post!
    3. almondblight
    4. Cosmic Misogynerd
      Cosmic Misogynerd
      Can you explain me what's a hit dice?
      1. Mother Russia
        Mother Russia
        Yes. It is the number of dice used to calculate hit points of a character or creature. For example, if you were playing a warrior with a d10 hit dice, that means that character rolls 1d10 for hit points likely every level (so 1-10 hp per level) For monsters/creatures the number is static(and is much bigger) as monsters are enemies and usually have no need to level up.
        Sep 26, 2013
      2. Cosmic Misogynerd
        Sep 26, 2013
    5. Konjad
    6. Kattze
      Kattze
      Why don't you play CK2? It's the only game where you can play Muslims (including those from al-Andalus) and force infidels to convert at the point of the sword.
      1. Commissar Draco and oscar Brofist this.
      2. Mother Russia
        Mother Russia
        My laptop struggles just to play Minesweeper. :(
        May 7, 2013
      3. Kattze
        Kattze
        I thought you were a banker? You must have accumulated enough jewgolds to buy a better laptop or a gaming PC.
        May 16, 2013
      4. Mother Russia
        Mother Russia
        :lol: You do realize I was seriously considering getting a loan to purchase an smartphone years ago right? (thank God I didn't go through with it) Do a search in GD on a thread I made last year I think, wherein a bunch of us discussed our monthly incomes/salaries. You'll enjoy it. In fact, add in your own pay there if you can I don't recall the thread name or I would link you to it myself.
        May 17, 2013
    7. Kosmonaut
      Kosmonaut
      Are you banned from posting in the Codex?
    8. Kattze
      Kattze
      Are you banned from posting in GD/Politics?
    9. Hobbit Lord of Mordor_
      Hobbit Lord of Mordor_
      I didn't even notice this faggot is now a moderator. Let me guess it is GD and this is supposed to be Phelots successor, good thing I don't post there
      1. Crispy
        Crispy
        Butthurt detected. Ha ha!!
        Jan 25, 2013
    10. Crispy
      Crispy
      Brofisting yourself, Andhaira? You dumbass. I told you to behave yourself. Now you've seriously pissed DU off. Do you know he's about to ban you again?
      1. Mother Russia
        Mother Russia
        It's a temp brofist ban mah nigga. Nuttin to worry about. Plus, I can still brofist with my mod account.
        Jan 25, 2013
    11. Hobbit Lord of Mordor_
      Hobbit Lord of Mordor_
      sorry to hear about your brofists, Dark Underlord is no bro
      1. Crispy
        Crispy
        You're an uninformed idiot as usual.
        Jan 24, 2013
    12. Glyphwright
      Glyphwright
      Georgia is far superior to Pukistan in each and every way.
      1. Mother Russia
        Mother Russia
        But Pakistan has nukes...and an actual airforce. Georgia's joke of an Air Force was wiped out in 2008
        Jan 11, 2013
      2. Glyphwright
        Glyphwright
        who gives a shit? Pukistan picked and lost wars with India, and Georgia has a much higher standard of living than Pukistan, despite two centuries of Russian occupation that ended less than 10 years ago
        Pukistan = fail
        Jan 11, 2013
      3. Mother Russia
        Mother Russia
        But...we have nukes, the ultimate trump card

        What is your 'standard' of living gonna do when 25 Megaton BABAR missiles come skreaming down on you?
        Jan 11, 2013
    13. Glyphwright
      Glyphwright
      Stop that.
      1. Mother Russia
        Mother Russia
        Stop what, Liberal?
        Dec 19, 2012
      2. Glyphwright
        Glyphwright
        breathing
        Dec 19, 2012
      3. Mother Russia
        Mother Russia
        Or what, Liberal?
        Dec 19, 2012
    14. Zed
      Zed
      Hi. Are you off your meds? Could you stop posting like an angsty teenager? You're worse than Hiver at the moment.
    15. Zed
      Zed
      the library is not a forum where you bump threads.
      no interest = thread dies.
      1. Wyrmlord
        Wyrmlord
        WTF?

        When someone makes a Total Recall thread, you lock it because there was a months old Total Recall thread before.

        Is bumping okay or is bumping not okay?
        Nov 26, 2012
    16. Kosmonaut
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