PC: "So which way should we turn?"
Female party member: "Well if you don't know I'm certainly not going to tell you."
PC: "What's that supposed to mean?"
FPM: "Well the last intersection we came to I said we should turn LEFT. And you led us RIGHT."
PC: "Yeah, so? We found that chest with that magical armor you liked so much, didn't we?"
FPM: "You just don't get it, do you?!"
PC: "I get that you look mighty sweet in that armor, baby."
FPM: "Pig!"
*she slaps him and suddenly they begin kissing passionately*

...yeah, it kinda just writes itself, don't it?​