Baldur's Gate Baldur's Gate 3 Early Access Thread [GAME RELEASED, GO TO NEW THREAD]

[turkishronin]

Does this game actually have 170 hours of cutscenes or is it a meme

That's not new information: https://steamcommunity.com/games/1086940/announcements/detail/3657534571513526777

It has 174 hours of cinematics, making it more than twice the length of every season of Game of Thrones combined.

Priorities: misplaced.

The game.

Giving GoT as an example was no accident. This is their audience. People who watched all of GoT and still thought it was great.

I thought people collectively decided to forget GoT after the last season

 

[jackofshadows]

You need to read the thread more you fucking zoophiliac degenerate.

I glanced through the latest update, what of it? What I meant it was actually you who is "laying in the muck like a pig, squirming and squeeling in delight." Savoring any degenerate shit you could find, bringing it up again and again and again and all the while accusing others lol. As if this is the first game on the Codex which contain some grating or cringe stuff in it. So go on, continue to dig any of that shit up, it seems that you're really interested in that. Just don't act surprized when not everyone are about to participate.

 

[Non-Edgy Gamer]

Sophia Nomvete, fresh from her role in
Lord of the Rings: The Rings of Power,
takes on the role of Captain Grisly, a former pirate who retired from a life terrorising the Sea of Swords to become the proud owner of the Blushing Mermaid – one of the roughest taverns in Baldur's Gate.

 

[Non-Edgy Gamer]

Also, does the origin character romance thing mean that we'll have to deal with intraparty romance drama even if we remain celibate? Like Aerie x Haer'Dalis, but for the entire group?

The Dark Urge looks more and more tempting every update.

 

[jf8350143]

Also, does the origin character romance thing mean that we'll have to deal with intraparty romance drama even if we remain celibate? Like Aerie x Haer'Dalis, but for the entire group?

The Dark Urge looks more and more tempting every update.

The new version of community update state that NPC origin characters won't romance each other, and there aren't many non origin characters companions (3 at most), so probablly not.

 

[Shaki]

As if this is the first game on the Codex which contain some grating or cringe stuff in it.

You could probably get every AAA RPG from the last 20 years, and all of them together still wouldn't even come close to the amount of degeneracy BG3 contains. It's not "some grating or cringe stuff", this game is pure wokeism, it's the spirit of reddit distilled and shaped into a cRPG. There are legit porn movies that could be argued to be more wholesome and family friendly than this satanic abomination.

 

[Theodora]

I don't care if you are real girl or not, but tell me: Are you real Greek?

You're asking me if I'm a Real Geek Greek?

Priorities: misplaced.

The game.

Isn't that something of an institution in monied game development? ^^;

 

[Non-Edgy Gamer]

The new version of community update state that NPC origin characters won't romance each other, and there aren't many non origin characters companions (3 at most), so probablly not.

Throughout your journey, you'll forge genuine connections with those you venture with. These can flourish into relationships that add gravity to every decision you make in the game, and you’re free to pursue them through deliberation, choice, and consequences. However, you’re also able to back out of them at any moment, change your mind, or fall in love with someone else.

What's more, in some cases you can even form polyamorous relationships.

To offer further clarity on exactly who can romance who in Baldur’s Gate 3, we’ve laid it out in the least romantic way possible, below:

• A played Origin can romance an NPC Origin
• An NPC Origin cannot romance an NPC Origin
• Played Origins cannot romance other player Origins

Ah, I see. I doubt that Minsc is going to be romancing Jaheira, so I think we may be safe in the drama department then.

Although:

What's more, in some cases you can even form polyamorous relationships.

So I guess that Gale is going to be offering to team up with the player to put Shadowheart on the spitroast.

This shit is completely degenerate, but what else can you expect from Bear Sex 3 at this point?

 

[hellbent]

Sophia Nomvete, fresh from her role in
Lord of the Rings: The Rings of Power,
takes on the role of Captain Grisly, a former pirate who retired from a life terrorising the Sea of Swords to become the proud owner of the Blushing Mermaid – one of the roughest taverns in Baldur's Gate.

Looks like Captain Grisly picked up the HIV in some off-the-map port before retiring - that neck looks about as thick as an orc's half-orc's half-elf's elf's wrist.

 

[jf8350143]

The new version of community update state that NPC origin characters won't romance each other, and there aren't many non origin characters companions (3 at most), so probablly not.

Throughout your journey, you'll forge genuine connections with those you venture with. These can flourish into relationships that add gravity to every decision you make in the game, and you’re free to pursue them through deliberation, choice, and consequences. However, you’re also able to back out of them at any moment, change your mind, or fall in love with someone else.

What's more, in some cases you can even form polyamorous relationships.

To offer further clarity on exactly who can romance who in Baldur’s Gate 3, we’ve laid it out in the least romantic way possible, below:

• A played Origin can romance an NPC Origin
• An NPC Origin cannot romance an NPC Origin
• Played Origins cannot romance other player Origins

Ah, I see. I doubt that Minsc is going to be romancing Jaheira, so I think we may be safe in the drama department then.

Although:

What's more, in some cases you can even form polyamorous relationships.

So I guess that Gale is going to be offering to team up with the player to put Shadowheart on the spitroast.

This shit is completely degenerate, but what else can you expect from Bear Sex 3 at this point?

There is always Halsin, wait until the MC wake up in the middle of the night to see a bear fucking several companions.

 

[King Crispy]

Hi, I'm Captain Grisly, former pirate, now owner of the Blushing Mermaid here in Baldur's Gate. Welcome.

Yes, I am wearing a pirate cap. Yes, I am wearing a patch on my eye. Yes, I am black. Well, I mean African-American. No, I'm not Chultian. No, I don't know what or where 'Africa' is. Same with 'America'. No, I'm not Chultian-American either.

Yes, I am wearing mascara. No, I don't actually know what mascara is. I think it's a substance that was somehow ported here from another time and dimension. I smear it on my eye(s?) to make me look sexy. Or dark. Or smoky. Yes, I'm already dark.

Anyway, would you like a drink? Our newest is called The Grizzly. Yes, my name is actually Grisly, but this is a different grizzly. You probably don't want to know.

Enjoy your stay in our fine city.

 

[Theodora]

Yes, I am wearing mascara. No, I don't actually know what mascara is. I think it's a substance that was somehow ported here from another time and dimension. I smear it on my eye(s?) to make me look sexy. Or dark. Or smoky. Yes, I'm already dark.

ur thinking of eyeshadow, silly

 

[King Crispy]

Thanks for ruining the joke.

Typical woman.

 

[Non-Edgy Gamer]

Anyway, would you like a drink? Our newest is called The Grizzly. Yes, my name is actually Grisly, but this is a different grizzly. You probably don't want to know.

 

[cpmartins]

This thread is the new general gaming thread on the Codex.

 

[King Crispy]

Eh, most (including me) are anticipating a fresh thread on release day, so while I'm *NOT* condoning a free-for-all in this thread before then, it's naturally going to get a little weird in here until then.

 

[Tuco Benedicto Pacifico]

Was there ever any doubt? Now that "Abigail Thorn" announced on Twitter that they're voice acting in the game, expect much more of this.

I'm afraid I have no clue of who the fuck are you even talking about.

 

[Modron]

Eh, most (including me) are anticipating a fresh thread on release day, so while I'm *NOT* condoning a free-for-all in this thread before then, it's naturally going to get a little weird in here until then.

So you're saying you will condone the post release thread to be a free for all thread?

 

[Non-Edgy Gamer]

Was there ever any doubt? Now that "Abigail Thorn" announced on Twitter that they're voice acting in the game, expect much more of this.

I'm afraid I have no clue of who the fuck are you even talking about.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abigail_Thorn

In October 2019, Thorn discussed her sexuality in her YouTube video Queer, where she came out as bisexual.[9][10] On 30 January 2021, Thorn came out as a trans woman.[11][12] She has given speeches at protests in favour of transgender healthcare, and advocated for transgender liberation.[13][14][15] Thorn identifies as a lesbian, as of February 2022.[16]

The trannification of BG3 continues.

I guess we're going to need a good site to host the un-tranny AI voice mod, since Nexus bans anything that removes LGBT.

 

[Nerevar]

Total faggot genocide the playthrough.

 

[Raeyn]

I hope that guy isn't voice acting someone that actually matters... Because I simply plan to take an axe to the problem. No mod required.

 

[Tyranicon]

How could an NTR "hatedom" be insane? Isn't that just called being normal?

There's people who hate NTR content and move on, and then there's the people that will make stalking you a hobby. I've heard some horror stories. Absolutely not worth it.

If you can't turn into a full blown mind flayer then what's the bloody point of the premise?

So this has probably been discussed. But is the eventual twist going to be that

prediction

the player was the tadpole all long?

Cause that would be super lame.

 

[dsndo]

Total faggot genocide the playthrough.

My intentions also. Tav will be a Jesus type mage, whip in hand ready to drive out the money lenders from my fantasy game. A racist paladin flanking me on either side. I will cut down everyone who makes me cringe and test just how reactive this slop really is. I don't expect to make it past Act I.

 

[Modron]

Cause that would be super lame.

Dunno it might be kind of cool if you could skulljack anyone and everyone in game. Omikron style.

 

[Non-Edgy Gamer]

There's people who hate NTR content and move on, and then there's the people that will make stalking you a hobby. I've heard some horror stories. Absolutely not worth it.

Kill NTR authors. Behead NTR authors. Roundhouse kick an NTR author into the concrete.