Derp Rising 2

Stereotypical Villain · Sep 1, 2010

So, Dead Rising 2 is abandoning it's twack-ye-mole by not being console-exclusive.

Now, what little I've seen of the gameplay tells me that it's indeed a herp derp game meant for those who wants to just have some mindless fun for a bit, and I suppose that's fine if you just want to play a campy, and very stereotypical, Army of Darkness-type zombie action game, but I would like to hear what the rest of you lot think about this game.

(Ps. Yes, I am aware that I posted this right after holding a big speech on how games must be an experience to be worth wasting time on... Surely you are a very perceptive individual and I'm sure you'll find your middle-aged guy father some day.)

Zed · Sep 1, 2010

Japan cannot into westernized games.

That is all I can say on this subject.

Luzur · Sep 1, 2010

it could have been more fun to play if it had had the plot of Army of Darkness.

HanoverF · Sep 1, 2010

Zed said:
Japan cannot into westernized games.

That is all I can say on this subject.

New one is being made by Canadians, isn't it? Not sure if :incline:

or

The first one was mindless fun until it melted my Xbawks.

Plopping on a moose head and charging a horde of zombies looks :thumbsup:

Silellak · Sep 1, 2010

Dead Rising 1 was fucking awesome. I don't care what anyone says.

DR2 is one of the few upcoming released I'm genuinely interested in, though now that it isn't 360-exclusive, I imagine it'll probably be easier and dumbed down for the PC crowd. :smug:

MapMan · Sep 1, 2010

I liked the mall environment more than Las Vegas like casino or whatever.

Clockwork Knight · Sep 1, 2010

Stereotypical Villain said:
Now, what little I've seen of the gameplay tells me that it's indeed a herp derp game meant for those who wants to just have some mindless fun for a bit, and I suppose that's fine if you just want to play a campy, and very stereotypical, Army of Darkness-type zombie action game, but I would like to hear what the rest of you lot think about this game.

Yes, the motorcycle with the chainsaws attached should tell you it's just a zombie genocide simulator, i.e., heavan.

(Ps. Yes, I am aware that I posted this right after holding a big speech on how games must be an experience to be worth wasting time on... Surely you are a very perceptive individual and I'm sure you'll find your middle-aged guy father some day.)

I wouldn't worry, since I can't even imagine how much of a pretentious faggot one must be to not consider simple fun as an experience worth wasting time on, specially with a game.

Hobo Elf · Sep 1, 2010

Capcom + PC is never a good sign. Be warned.

bert · Sep 1, 2010

Silellak said:
Dead Rising 1 was fucking awesome. I don't care what anyone says.

DR2 is one of the few upcoming released I'm genuinely interested in, though now that it isn't 360-exclusive, I imagine it'll probably be easier and dumbed down for the PC crowd.

Stereotypical Villain · Sep 1, 2010

Clockwork Knight said:
I wouldn't worry, since I can't even imagine how much of a pretentious faggot one must be to not consider simple fun as an experience worth wasting time on, specially with a game.

True enough. Sometimes games are good for simply blowing off steam, and Dead Rising 2 seems to be a perfect game for that kind of thing, just like Prototype was.

Multi-headed Cow · Sep 1, 2010

The original was a hardcore game for hard men, and the sequel apparently follows that almost exactly. You shouldn't expect a free running silly open world zombie smashing game, the game has an always-running clock and if you don't get to missions or critical locations in time you can be fucked and/or miss out on quests. CHOICES AND CONSEQUENCES, REAL TIME EDITION. Also has multiple endings depending on what you do.

Multi-headed Cow · Sep 1, 2010

Oh yeah, and I forgot to mention, no checkpoints and no save anywhere, you have to get to save locations. And in the original you had 1 save slot and if you saved in a position where you couldn't make it to a quest in time then welp you better restart the game buddy. Sequel apparently gives you 3 save slots to help alleviate that.

Clockwork Knight · Sep 1, 2010

The first one was made to be replayed lots and lots of times, anyway. You're expected to fail a lot.

Clockwork Knight · Sep 1, 2010

The first one was made to be replayed lots and lots of times, anyway. You're expected to fail a lot.

BLOBERT · Sep 1, 2010

COW BRO LOLLOLOL WHY BOTHER EVERYONE WILL POST CONSIOLETARD DOGFUCKER DUMBSHIT CUNT SCATEASTUNG BITCH WHY POST THAY DECLINE SHIT

COW BRO YOU AND I KNOW IT IS A SOLID GAME

OH WAIT LOLLOLOLLO IT IS CONSOLETARD SHIT FOR FAGBOX FAGS LOLOLOOLOLLOL

LOLOLOLOLL BRO STEROYTYOEINCAL VILLIAN GUY YOU ARE HERE ALOT EVEN YOU HAVE TO POST OH YEAH BRO I KNOW THE GAME IS GAY CONSELTARF FAG SHIT BUT MY FRIEND MIGHT WANT TO PLAY IT GET THE FUCK OUT WITHTHIS LAME ASS SHIT

Stereotypical Villain · Sep 1, 2010

BLOBERT said:
BRO STEROYTYOEINCAL VILLIAN

NO HOMO MAN! NO HOMO!!!

Multi-headed Cow said:
The original was a hardcore game for hard men, and the sequel apparently follows that almost exactly. You shouldn't expect a free running silly open world zombie smashing game, the game has an always-running clock and if you don't get to missions or critical locations in time you can be fucked and/or miss out on quests. CHOICES AND CONSEQUENCES, REAL TIME EDITION. Also has multiple endings depending on what you do.

Damn, that sounds awesome. Guess I'll fork out the dosh to buy it then instead of getting the... cough... "demo".

BLOBERT · Sep 1, 2010

YEAH BUT BRO MAKESURE WHEN YOU BUY IT YOU TELL PEOPL BRO THISIS TOTALLY POPAMOLE I JUST AM KINDA BOARD AND WANT TO SEE WHAT THE RETARDS ARE PLAYING

LOLLOLLLOLLLOL HEY BRO WHAT DO YOU LIKE BETTER PS3 OR XBOX LOLLOLLLOLLOL

Stereotypical Villain · Sep 1, 2010

No cover system.

Choice and consequence.

A hard timer which forces you to make tough choices.

Multiple endings.

Yeah, it's so popamole that it's not even popamole.

BLOBERT · Sep 1, 2010

BUT BRO YOU FORGOT IT IS NEW LOLLOLLLOL INSTEAF OF DERP RISING YOU SHOULD HAVE POSTED FAG RISING THAT WOULD HAVE MADE YOU SEEM SO MUCH COOLER

Satori (original) · Sep 1, 2010

Hobo Elf said:
Capcom + PC is never a good sign. Be warned.

They've upped their game since R4E and DMC3 and other abominationable ports, see DMC4 and RE5.

Stereotypical Villain · Sep 1, 2010

BLOBERT said:
BUT BRO YOU FORGOT IT IS NEW LOLLOLLLOL INSTEAF OF DERP RISING YOU SHOULD HAVE POSTED FAG RISING THAT WOULD HAVE MADE YOU SEEM SO MUCH COOLER

But not as cool as having my caps lock jammed, right?

Chef_Hathaway · Sep 1, 2010

The multiple endings in number one made me rage so many times.

FUCK YOU, B ENDING.

HanoverF · Sep 1, 2010

Played the demo a bit, it's more forgiving with three save slots and smatterings of save locations. Lawn darts are awesome, the combo weapons are lol wut, controls are a bit better than the awful mess the first games were.

Multidirectional · Sep 1, 2010

Satori said:
Hobo Elf said:

Capcom + PC is never a good sign. Be warned.

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They've upped their game since R4E and DMC3 and other abominationable ports, see DMC4 and RE5.

I'm not sure about DMC3 but they didn't even make RE4 PC port, that was Ubisoft's "work". And their recent ports have been great.

Multi-headed Cow · Sep 1, 2010

How about the survivors? Sounds like survivors have improved AI which is great. I'm amazed they didn't remove the cool hardcore parts of the game that make it tense (No checkpoints, time limit) and seemingly improved the things that were just straight broken (Controls, survivor AI). HOW DOES THAT HAPPEN, GAME DEVELOPERS ARE SUPPOSED TO BE TERRIBLE.

Still undecided on if I wanna buy Case Zero for $5 or not. Particularly since I'm not sure if I'm gonna pick Dead Rising 2 up on 360 or PC. If the PC port is good (Which Capcom's recent PC port history seems to indicate is likely) then it's $40 on Steam as opposed to $60 for 360. 360 version would let me carry over Case Zero shit if I do get it. Since PC version is GFWL maybe that would too but I doubt it.

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