I should probably do Gobbos in normal, tho', rite? To at least give me a shot at winning...
Match 25!
Rite, hummies. We're nearing a cool million in inducements as they get 920k. Naturally, all they buy is reroll, bribe and star player. Honestly, with them spending so little, inducements aren't a big deal in Classic Blood Bowl.
Receiving the ball.
And the fans kick the shit out of the ref. Fouling ho!
Jim Cojones injures Griff Oberwald. Man, what is it with this team and taking out star players?
Not that I'm complaining.
Took down the ogre, and kicked him in the nuts while he was prone. Hurray!
krbrbrbrbrbrbrbbbrbrbr fumbles his ball pickup. Oh well, nevermind, you'll always get a second chance.
Next turn the hummies just move about a bit, though they do manage to have two penetrate the line. I (somewhat foolishly) go for another round of beatups before having kauhburburbuh try to pick up the ball again.
Or not. Jim chases the ogre into a group of supporting hummies, rolls attacker down, fails his loner roll and goes down. Hummie turn again. Oh-oh...
They'd positioned themselves to pick up the ball, so...there they go.
Wow. I mean...huh? I'd like to remind everyone that the last time ANY team scored on the Seaskuas was
match 5 against the Mittledorf Smashers.
I'm...well...stunned, really. I almost forgot it is possible.
I have Vortexx on the field to pick up the ball next kick-off since, well, don't want to risk another fiasco. He has no problem picking it up, and the humans move in to box him up...Seriously, you guys want to brawl?
'cuz, y'know, we can brawl if you want.
It's no problem for me.
NiM doles out a groin strain. Also, prior to this Jim injured the Ogre and he was apothecaried back, forgot to screencap that one.
It are the party time!
Half-time!
They still field 11, but a fan helps me out by throwing a rock, stunning one of their linemen.
I don't usually work this way, but there was no blitzing opportunity on the strong side, so instead I blitz the one receiver who got through the line, KOing him
Right, so last turn Admund handed off to Bohort, who took off to the left side of the field (left for our team). He got chased, chickened out, ran back to Admund and handed the ball back. Well, that was useful, AI-sir? Apparently he hadn't noticed Admund is also being covered, and after thinking about it for a minute, he ends his turn.
Doi! What'd you think would happen, AI? Ball is knocked into Rabidredneck's hands.
HanoverF inflicts some extra humiliation.
Whose house? Rabid's house!
They field 10 next possession, so they might still tie it up...uh...and a fan throws a rock yet again, KOing a lineman. Man, sucks to be them.
OldSkoolKamikaze smashes Manfred's ankle.
Aahahahaha fags!
One easy push-out, pick-up and score, coming up.
Pro-tip: if you try to move your ogre out of a tackle zone, chances are he won't make it.
Excessive celebration! 10-yard penalty.
We wind down the last turn.
Not bad. Oh wow I made 50K gold?!...Oh wow I was taxed 50K gold.
Oh God Fucking Dammit. They make Vortexx MVP, yet again. I think he and Biz have been sharing the MVPs for the last half dozen games. THEY DON'T NEED THE EXTRA SPPs, AI.
Nothing interesting on Vortexx roll so I give him Block. I'd like to roll double for him and give him something like passer or leader, or maybe even dodge, but honestly if it's nothing I'll just give him big hands next time.
NiM grows a tail.
The Dwarf Giants beat the Lizardmen 2-1. You remember the Giants, right? They're the team with the high-level troll slayers and blitzers. This is the THIRD consecutive final I'm playing against them. Let's go for 3-for-3, yes?