Chapter Eighteen - Are We Deer Yet?
Previously on Pokemon Emerald!
Yes indeed, as Bubbles tried to leave the town she was immediately accosted by a strange man in sunglasses! Let's find out what happened next!
"Goddamn these Infinity Engine-games! Guys! Where the hell are you? It's time to go!"
"Um, yes?"
"Is it the tight black shorts? It's always the tight black shorts, isn't it?"
"Can I help you with something?"
"What's THAT supposed to mean?"
"Well, nevertheless... Have you seen a man with short black hair, dressed in red body-stocking? Maybe a big yellow mantle?"
"Hmm..."
"No, I don't think so."
"Right."
"What a strange man."
"Hey, Bubbles. Is he gone?"
"Oh hi, guys! Where were you two?"
"We were hidi..."
"We had to help Rick to the hide ospital in the bushes. And he's much better now."
"Oh, well that's good." :D
"No thanks to you, girl."
"I didn't know you were going to be shot at!"
"Look what you did, bird! You made her cry."
"Right."
"You're horrible."
"Uh huh. You'll find me up in the clou..."
"Hell no, you go into the ball now, you little monster."
And so Bubbles could finally gather her companions and venture forth.
"So who was that man, Bubbles?"
*sniff* "Well, I..."
"Take your time, dear."
"Thank you... I think he was that Corey Hart man we met way back in Chapter 2."
"Yes, yes. That makes sense."
"Something's suspicious is going on here."
"Yes, you farted!"
"I did not!"
"Flappyjack farted!"
:D
"Oh fuck off."
To be continued.
