Andyman Messiah
Mr. Ed-ucated
Oh great, now God's going to feel loved!
Yes, I did. I merely slapped them all together since I got a new tie thanks to that prick, Cassidy. God is indeed on an epic quest to become a hero. See that list? See that slow motion hero walk? Surely the stuff of heroics! :wink:OccupatedVoid said:You didn't go with E.
Locue said:Yes, I did. I merely slapped them all together since I got a new tie thanks to that prick, Cassidy. God is indeed on an epic quest to become a hero. See that list? See that slow motion hero walk? Surely the stuff of heroics! :wink:OccupatedVoid said:You didn't go with E.
There comes a time in every man's life when situations spiral out of control and he finds his back against a wall. Maybe somebody stole his iPod. Maybe he just killed his wife and kids. Maybe he looked in the mirror and saw a fucktard. Whatever the reason, you can either get up and face the music, or you can tell the world and whatever deity you believe in to fuck off. In the latter case, pull out your list of final solutions and place a check in the suicide box. Tonight, you dine in hell.... But, are you "An Hero"?
Simply pwning one's self IRL is no cause to become "An Hero". Without exceptions,"An Heroes" are made, not born. When otherwise normal and rational people fondly eulogize and honor those that have killed themselves before them, that's when "An Hero" is made. Like it or not, somebody out there probably gives a shit about Curt Kobain. Could anyone say the same about you? That's why you'll never amount to anything. You'll never be "An Hero". (But don't let us stop you from trying. Having said that, becoming an hero is shit because you won't get to see the results of your endeavours. However, if you do a school shooting and don't kill yourself, you just might. With a lot of luck. Don't expect not to get raped and murdered in prison, or executed in the electric chair.)
The phrase "An Hero" dates back at least 100 years ago last thursday, to the proto-An Hero, Mitchell Henderson, who famously shot himself after losing his iPod. /b/tards jumped on a grammatical error made by one of his myspace friends, and it is now immortalized as the banner under which we mock those courteous enough to remove themselves from the gene pool. Since then, an heroes of all ages have bravely been removing themselves from the gene pool, including 3 year olds
Of course not. Did you not notice that funky smiley?Cassidy said:Locue said:Yes, I did. I merely slapped them all together since I got a new tie thanks to that prick, Cassidy. God is indeed on an epic quest to become a hero. See that list? See that slow motion hero walk? Surely the stuff of heroics! :wink:OccupatedVoid said:You didn't go with E.
I'm not a prick
Nobody gives a shit about Encyclopedia Dramatica. Don't get me wrong, I've gotten some laughs out of it but God's going to become a traditional hero like Duke Nukem and George Washington. Not an hero. Sorry.And I should have linked to this, because that's not what exactly "becoming an hero" means in the Internets:
Become an Hero
There comes a time in every man's life when situations spiral out of control and he finds his back against a wall. Maybe somebody stole his iPod. Maybe he just killed his wife and kids. Maybe he looked in the mirror and saw a fucktard. Whatever the reason, you can either get up and face the music, or you can tell the world and whatever deity you believe in to fuck off. In the latter case, pull out your list of final solutions and place a check in the suicide box. Tonight, you dine in hell.... But, are you "An Hero"?
Simply pwning one's self IRL is no cause to become "An Hero". Without exceptions,"An Heroes" are made, not born. When otherwise normal and rational people fondly eulogize and honor those that have killed themselves before them, that's when "An Hero" is made. Like it or not, somebody out there probably gives a shit about Curt Kobain. Could anyone say the same about you? That's why you'll never amount to anything. You'll never be "An Hero". (But don't let us stop you from trying. Having said that, becoming an hero is shit because you won't get to see the results of your endeavours. However, if you do a school shooting and don't kill yourself, you just might. With a lot of luck. Don't expect not to get raped and murdered in prison, or executed in the electric chair.)
The phrase "An Hero" dates back at least 100 years ago last thursday, to the proto-An Hero, Mitchell Henderson, who famously shot himself after losing his iPod. /b/tards jumped on a grammatical error made by one of his myspace friends, and it is now immortalized as the banner under which we mock those courteous enough to remove themselves from the gene pool. Since then, an heroes of all ages have bravely been removing themselves from the gene pool, including 3 year olds
Imbecile said:D.
Though wouldn't that mean that KC was God?
Feel the fear.
Madness.kingcomrade said:What the hell is goin on in here
kingcomrade said:What the hell is goin on in here
Locue said:"Oh this is the best day of my life! Now all I need to do is press "B" when I want to run!"