Well done, Mr. Latvian Hitman.
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Let's Play Thief: The Decline Project! (Finished!)
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Well done, Mr. Latvian Hitman.
Furious Flaming Faggot
Educated
Now, do the Dark Brotherhood quests. You must perform your sacred duty, for Codexia.
MadMaxHellfire
Arcane
what about the reward? was it capital?
Peter
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Part 12: My only friend, The End
Sorry bros, I will not be doing any of the other guilds. It would go against Garrett's character and I am a strong believer in LARPing
Here is the final part. I assure you, it is indeed capital.
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Alright, the time has come. Time to once again speak to the Gray Fox and claim our ultimate reward.
I have spent seven years learning how to translate this scroll. Even so, I will need a while to decipher what I have sought so desperately.
Yeah, yeah, who gives a shit. What about my reward?
Give this ring to Countess Umbranox in Anvil. Say nothing about me to her. I need to know how she reacts to it. It may provoke anger or tears.
Oh god, I do not like where this is going.
Not.
One.
Bit.
I suppose we must...
Pull yourself together, man! Get this over with.
ohfucohfuckohfuckfuckFUCK
How did you get it? Do you know his whereabouts? Why are you showing it to me?
At this point, "The Stranger" steps in.
NOTE THE GOD DAMN FUCKING GUARD IN THE BACKGROUND.
You're the Gray Fox. I've been betrayed!
Brace for some of the most touching words I've ever heard between these two long lost lovers.
[Speech 72%] I am the Gray Fox, but you have not been betrayed.
[SUCCESS] But...
I am also your missing husband, Corvus.
Ten years ago I inherited this cowl from the former guildmaster of the Thieves Guild. I became the new guildmaster, but I also received it's curse. "Whoever wears Nocturnal's Cowl shall have his name stricken from history." Once I donned the cowl, no-one in all of Tamriel could recognize me. With the cowl I became the Gray Fox. Without it, I was a stranger, even to you.
WHY WAS A NOBLE IN THE THIEVES GUILD. WHAT THE FUCK.
It's best you don't think about it too much. Seriously. I worry about you.
Perhaps you're right.
Anyway...
[Intelligence] You mean you were unable to return?
I blame inbreeding.
I've stood right next to you, and you didn't even know it. I cried out to you "Here I am. It's me, Corvus!", but you just looked at me, confused.
You have broken my heart for a second time. I cannot let the infamous criminal mastermind, the Gray Fox become the Count of Anvil.
You mean the dead one who hasn't left an heir?
From this moment forward, I renounce my life of crime forever. I am passing the Gray Cowl of the Thieves Guild to it's new guildmaster.
WHAT. FUCK NO. I DON'T WANT THAT CURSE.
NO. I DIDN'T SIGN UP FOR THIS
Of course, he tells us nothing of the Cowl, nor do we have a choice not to accept it. The fact of the matter is that the cowl is pretty worthless anyway. You can detect life around you, but the people in Tamriel are so god damn retarded, that i can sneak past them easily enough as it is.
: x 
The Gray Fox stays in Anvil with the Countess. Nothing left for us to do but to head to the guild hall.
Ah, the garden where i was initiated into the guild. Simpler, less retarded times
In the guild hall we find:
Some shitty bedrolls.
A useless dining room.
And a little bedroom for me.
THAT'S IT. THAT'S ALL I GET FOR PULLING OF "THE HEIST OF THE CENTURY".
So... That brings my odyssey to an end, I guess. Nothing left now than to than to sit here and look back on what I've done. My conclusion?
This
was
stupid.
-THEND-
Sorry bros, I will not be doing any of the other guilds. It would go against Garrett's character and I am a strong believer in LARPing
Here is the final part. I assure you, it is indeed capital.
===
Alright, the time has come. Time to once again speak to the Gray Fox and claim our ultimate reward.
Yeah, yeah, who gives a shit. What about my reward?
Oh god, I do not like where this is going.
Not.
One.
Bit.
I suppose we must...
Pull yourself together, man! Get this over with.
ohfucohfuckohfuckfuckFUCK
At this point, "The Stranger" steps in.
NOTE THE GOD DAMN FUCKING GUARD IN THE BACKGROUND.
Brace for some of the most touching words I've ever heard between these two long lost lovers.
WHY WAS A NOBLE IN THE THIEVES GUILD. WHAT THE FUCK.
Perhaps you're right.
Anyway...
I blame inbreeding.
You mean the dead one who hasn't left an heir?
WHAT. FUCK NO. I DON'T WANT THAT CURSE.
NO. I DIDN'T SIGN UP FOR THIS
Of course, he tells us nothing of the Cowl, nor do we have a choice not to accept it. The fact of the matter is that the cowl is pretty worthless anyway. You can detect life around you, but the people in Tamriel are so god damn retarded, that i can sneak past them easily enough as it is.
: x The Gray Fox stays in Anvil with the Countess. Nothing left for us to do but to head to the guild hall.
Ah, the garden where i was initiated into the guild. Simpler, less retarded times
In the guild hall we find:
Some shitty bedrolls.
A useless dining room.
And a little bedroom for me.
THAT'S IT. THAT'S ALL I GET FOR PULLING OF "THE HEIST OF THE CENTURY".
So... That brings my odyssey to an end, I guess. Nothing left now than to than to sit here and look back on what I've done. My conclusion?
This
was
stupid.
-THEND-
Brother None
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So are you now under the curse or what?
I'm confused.
I do like how you can force people to take it tho. You should give it to your lizard friend.
I'm confused.
I do like how you can force people to take it tho. You should give it to your lizard friend.
Peter
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Brother None said:
Of course not! I guess it's handvawed away by the Gray Fox breaking the curse or whatever.
Really, all the cowl does is give some stat boosts when worn, but it always has a bounty on it, so you can't walk around with it out in the public.
Azael
Magister
Wow, that was terrible. Is this really supposed to be one of the better quest lines in Oblivion? Glad I've never played it in that case.
hoverdog
dog that is hovering, Wastelands Interactive
CAPITAL!
ironyuri
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This is the only questline in Oblivion I completed as well, because it was meant to be the "best" or "deepest". And the problem is- it was the deepest. Oblivion will forever remain an exercise in dumbfuckery.
This is the only questline in Oblivion I completed as well, because it was meant to be the "best" or "deepest". And the problem is- it was the deepest. Oblivion will forever remain an exercise in dumbfuckery.
Congrats on bringing this to the end!
Peter
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Ulminati said:
Truly awfulsome LP. What's next, oh masochistic one? Carth Onassi romance LP?
I've got a couple of possible candidates. All of them being good games, unfortunately.
ironyuri said:
Dark Brotherhood was way better. And the funny thing is that, if I'm not mistaken, that's the one questline they outsourced.
lightbane
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You did it!!
But you forgot the alternate ending, the uninstall.exe one
Dark Brotherhood's quests are somewhat good... Until they fall into full retard mode (like one moment where one of the Guild's leaders suspect that there's a traitor within the guild so he orders you to kill EVERYONE but the leaders so that hopefully the traitor is killed. Obviously this does nothing but force you to kill the only likable npcs in the entire game, and the traitor is very obvious who he is).
thanks for this... i broke the thieves' guild questline when i visited the moth caves before even joining the guild. i was sneaking around a bit and then killed everyone on my way out. when the thieves' guild sent me there, i couldn't finish the quest. and i just couldn't bring myself to play that shit again. i was also already the archmage when the guild sent me to steal the staff from the archmage... yeah...
ironyuri
Guest
Fens said:
I guess you could call that....
design excellence!
lightbane
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They don't, you can just grab it and take it to them and you will pass the quest (unless you do something that counts as a "bad" action that "annoys" the guards, then you'll be kicked out of the Mages' guild and you'll be forced to complete a fetch quest to restore your previous rank)
Furious Flaming Faggot
Educated
Whoever takes up the challenge of LPing the Dark Brotherhood quests will undoubtedly win the eternal respect and admiration of Codexia.
Once again, capital LP!
Once again, capital LP!
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