oldmanpaco
Master of Siestas
Chapter 7: Into the Great Wide Open II
At the Red Sheaf Inn in Beregost
OK I'm tired of squishy people dying.
I imagine they feel the same way.
What we need is someone who can put on some plate armor and take a hit for the team.
The Barbarian thinks plate armor is for little girls.
Well I'm tired of burying people so lets see what we can find.
Attention people! I am looking for someone who can wear plate armor.
I stand ready strangers!
Who are you?
My name is Wulfstand and I am a Cavalier.
The Barbarian wonders what a Cavalier is?
Well you see I am a Paladin specially trained in..
Yeah, yeah. You can wear Plate?
But of course. I also have the ability to..
Great. Welcome aboard.
Perhaps we should look for someone who can use that bow we found.
Good idea. Can anyone here shoot a bow?
My name is taplonaplo and I can use a bow.
How good are you?
I split my studies between the martial and mystic realms but I am a fair shot.
I guess you will do for now. OK now who do we want?
I suppose we should try to find a mage of some sort.
I'm a mage!
No you are our archer. Try to keep pace here.
We are looking for a mage! Any mage will do!
I am available to travel.
The Barbarian finds your looks very familiar.
My name is ScottishMartialArts and my Necromatic talents are ready for action.
We traveled with a, er, person named ScottishMartialArts before. You have a remarkable resemblance.
You must mean my poor confused cousin James. Ever since we were children he would dress up as a girl and pretend to be me. Where is James now?
Funny story. Paco here decided to charge this group of Kobolds without resting beforehand. So once we got..
Unforutntnly your cousin died saving us all. A true hero was SMA.
I'm SMA.
The Barbarian is confused and angry! Who is James, who is SMA? You little girl are now SMA II.
But I'm..
Best not argue with him SMA II. Just go with it.
Am I to understand we will be traveling with this vile magician of the undead?
Shut up Wulf. No one cares.
Grunker, Barbarian I have a plan.
Oh do tell.
We are going to take these three on a shakedown tour of the Cloudpeaks. If they survive we can continue on north again.
The Barbarian believes that the strong survive and the weak perish. It is the nature of the world.
We Travel to the Cloudpeaks
We must travel at once to Baldur's Gate to retrieve this poor mans reading candle!
Ehhhhh, soon Wulf soon.
Alright lets find his dog.
Dog is quite the delicacy where I am from.
What? No we are returning the dog to the boy. What's wrong with you?
Once again this battle is not my fault. I was being polite.
Must be something about your nature that pisses people off.
Ahh. Here is the little guy.
That's one baddass looking dog.
Did we just assist a devil?
Looks that way. Does that upset you oh-high-and-mighty one?
Do not address me foul mage. I must pray to my god for forgiveness.
Pray while we walk you ninny.
Take these bracers Tap. You are going to be a killer archer.
My magical abilities are quit substantial as well you know.
Ha, If you say so.
Tap and SMA II Level Up
We Head to the Western Cloudpeaks
Great we saved a tree.
This was the right and noble thing to do.
This was a waste of time.
Not completely. Look at this belt.
Oh. I used to have a kitty-cat. We need to find her.
Kitty-cat?
Found it.
And it all worked out in the end.
That's right! We promised that Red Wizard we would kill the witch. Let's go do that.
You know boss I don't really have many spells. Maybe we could go buy some before we go after the witch?
I'm aware of that. It's just that I don't know if we should make that kind of investment if...
If what?
Yes Paco, if what?
Nevermind. Let's go get spells.
We Travel to High Hedge
tap and SMA II Scribe Spells
Grunker Levels Up
We Travel to the Gnoll Fortress
Hear that Paco? Your head's so dumb you won't miss it.
I feel as if he would miss it.
Why are the pretty ones so stupid?
This is the second Tome we have found. At some point we need to decide who gets to use them.
The Barbarian is a man complete and needs no instruction.
I wouldn't mind using a Tome.
Who are you again?
Ah, tap the mage...
Hmmm..
the archer...
Oh that's right. We will decide later but you're not getting one.
You just let her go?
The Barbarian does not strike down helpless women.
Yes you do! I've seen you do it.
This was the just thing to do.
Shut up Wulf. Why didn't you tell us you were going to let her go?
The Barbarian's consul is his own.
Well next time maybe give us a hint so we don't need to cut our way through a hundred gnolls for no reason.
Paco Levels Up
Let's get the hell out of here.
We are ambushed on the way to Beregost
The Barbarian Levels Up
In Beregost
Here you go Grunker.
What's this?
I'm tired of you always almost dying. Since you're so weak you can't wear decent armor or carry good shields. This should help though.
How nice of you to point out my flaws while presenting a gift.
Ahh.. Are you guys going to hug?
At the Red Sheaf Inn in Beregost
Alright men I think we are ready to take on the bandits again.
Again? What happened the last time?
Death, slaughter, the violation of a corpse. You know the usual.
We both know Satori would have enjoyed that. Regardless I have a good feeling about this.
You need to stop saying that.
Next we hunt some bandits and based on our track record people will probably die.
At the Red Sheaf Inn in Beregost
We Travel to the Cloudpeaks
Tap and SMA II Level Up
We Head to the Western Cloudpeaks
We Travel to High Hedge
tap and SMA II Scribe Spells
Grunker Levels Up
We Travel to the Gnoll Fortress
Paco Levels Up
We are ambushed on the way to Beregost
The Barbarian Levels Up
In Beregost
At the Red Sheaf Inn in Beregost
Next we hunt some bandits and based on our track record people will probably die.