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Cipher
- Joined
- Oct 21, 2013
- Messages
- 940
It's not a genre, it's a recipe.
1. Waifus, they must be present
2. Instant gratification (but not with #1, just your gameplay mechanics)
3. At the end of the game, you should either reward the player with #1 or punish them with a loss of#1
4. Pitch the game as a social justice issue
5. Allow players to construct their own houses
6. Make the game easy
7. Make the game speed-runnable (consider enlisting the aid of a popular speed runner to promote your game)
8. Make many controversial comments while developing the game
9. Promise much, but don't worry about delivering. As long as it runs and has pretty packaging. Remember to include #1.
10. Sprites or voxels, don't worry about textures or animations or AI (keep it cheap and simple)
11. Front-load the game with content, release a demo and/or release a fake leaked alpha version
12. Promote users to discuss your game on their favorite web zone
13. Sell now, sell now, sell now. Don't start selling it until it's 'finished.' Start as soon as you have a menu screen.
14. It's never finished, but it's okay to stop working on it as long as you release token updates every six months.
1. Waifus, they must be present
2. Instant gratification (but not with #1, just your gameplay mechanics)
3. At the end of the game, you should either reward the player with #1 or punish them with a loss of#1
4. Pitch the game as a social justice issue
5. Allow players to construct their own houses
6. Make the game easy
7. Make the game speed-runnable (consider enlisting the aid of a popular speed runner to promote your game)
8. Make many controversial comments while developing the game
9. Promise much, but don't worry about delivering. As long as it runs and has pretty packaging. Remember to include #1.
10. Sprites or voxels, don't worry about textures or animations or AI (keep it cheap and simple)
11. Front-load the game with content, release a demo and/or release a fake leaked alpha version
12. Promote users to discuss your game on their favorite web zone
13. Sell now, sell now, sell now. Don't start selling it until it's 'finished.' Start as soon as you have a menu screen.
14. It's never finished, but it's okay to stop working on it as long as you release token updates every six months.