So, Konjad, how is DA2 - Legacy?

[Ulminati]

Too late. Interest is gone.

 

[Andyman Messiah]

Don't make me write the review and post it here for you.

 

[waywardOne]

Too late. The review cannot match the anticipation. Retcon all mention of it and go away.

 

[Konjad]

Not my fault Codex's staff is as fast and efficient as English police forces.

 

[Shannow]

Not my fault Codex's staff is as fast and efficient as English police forces.

Not their fault that your review is as intelligent and insightful as English bankers, suits and politicians. M:

 

[DwarvenFood]

Actually, post it on BioWare forums then post the link here.

This, or retardo thread.

 

[Andyman Messiah]

Also ban Grunker and Konjad for this bullshit.

 

[Ulminati]

Also swap Grunker and Konjads passwords for this bullshit.

 

[Konjad]

why? we are not trolling.

 

[Crooked Bee]

Alright, now I too am starting to think the review is a lie. As in, there is no review.

 

[anus_pounder]

Keep grunker. Ban Konjad.

 

[Konjad]

there is a review. codex staff just haven't posted it.

 

[Konjad]

i'm honest, why don't you believe me

 

[DwarvenFood]

Hey Grunker, why don't you post that shit. You probably had to change so much, that it can be classified as your original work anyways.

 

[Andyman Messiah]

why? we are not trolling.

You kept hyping up your review + going around saying shit to everyone's faces, "yo, this game is the shit!" So expectations are skyward swordhigh, man, and now you fail to deliver. Keep excusing yourself by saying it's some conspiracy or stuff. And as for Grunker, well, he made himself into an accomplice. Guilty by association and stuff. I feel bad for the denmarker but whaddaya gonna do man? You've conned us, CONjad. We will not take this shit laying on stomach. In be4 review gets posted ohfuuuuuuuuuuuushiiiiiiiii

 

[Serious_Business]

and stuff, eh?

You've conned us, CONjad.

 

[Brotherman Bill]

Not my fault Codex's staff is as fast and efficient as English police forces.

Quite to the contrary, I suspect that DU quickly and efficiently decided against posting your review (as in, within a minute), it's just that he's trolling you by pretending not to. Post it on the forums, but not in this thread. No one still reads an 8 pages long thread from weeks ago just for one or two more posts. Also, post the review in GRP for extra drama when Jaesun moves it to GG.

 

[Konjad]

why? we are not trolling.

You kept hyping up your review + going around saying shit to everyone's faces, "yo, this game is the shit!" So expectations are skyward swordhigh, man, and now you fail to deliver. Keep excusing yourself by saying it's some conspiracy or stuff. And as for Grunker, well, he made himself into an accomplice. Guilty by association and stuff. I feel bad for the denmarker but whaddaya gonna do man? You've conned us, CONjad. We will not take this shit laying on stomach. In be4 review gets posted ohfuuuuuuuuuuuushiiiiiiiii

Is it soon yet?

 

[Andyman Messiah]

According to how time works, I'd say yes.

 

[Grunker]

Wow. Guy goes on a vacation for one week and gets threatened with banning by a horse. A horse I fought for when he himself was banned no less

It's hardly my review since I hated EVERY SINGLE THING (YES PEOPLE EVEN ISABELA'S BOOBS) about Dragon Age 2, and Konjad wants to have its babies (seriously, the review has like, not a single point of criticism for the game).

And I only corrected grammar and did a little tidying up. Most of the "konjad-isms" have been kept for great justice.