Ackermanus
Educated
Amazing LP so far, keep on going. Seconding B aswell, how the fuck did Hungary get up their though, aren't they supposed to lose all their old counties the moment they declare the kingdom of Hungary?
Yup, don't really know what happened there. Likely some inheritance shenanigans, or perhaps they keep a claim even if they lose the lands? Don't really know.
Anyway, new update!
Part 6: Kambiz I: Sod Alzheimer's
The coronation ceremony is sadly cut rather short due to the war, with many of the elector counts being absent as they lead their armies against the infidels. For their part, the other major players in Khiva quickly side with the lord of Tabriz in an attempt to keep a semblance of balance of power within the realm.
We are not interested in a prolonged war, so we assault the first holding (which has few defenders) but we are held out at the other ones in the region. Some of the vast wealth of the Bavandids has to be spent on soldiers of fortune so we don't conquer lands to the West only to lose some on the East.
You can't trust the degenerate centaurs to do anything without proper Persian leadership.
That's better.
Now to handle internal affairs. We have HERESY, but I am pretty sure this is just a tantrum because he doesn't have some land within his de-jure duchy.
Sure enough.
Maybe this will pay off in the long term, who knows?
Oh you. I think this is the start of a beautiful relation between us.
And we have people plotting against us, because apparently people aren't too keen on losing land. I could try to bribe him or assassinate him, but it's not worth the hassle really. I could try fabricating a claim, but those truces keep getting in the way.
So we'll have to bide our time, and...
As before, the Grand Alliance of Peace is formed.
Honestly though, even more than before, they don't really stand a chance.
Huh. Okay then, christian leader of the Cuman band, you are so weird I'll just let you go.
One step closer to complete Zoroastrian domination.
Oh really now?
Also, surprise, peasant revolt.
A genuine shock comes later however, when it becomes apparent that all the dukes favor a female heir. And no, I'm not voting for her, this must be genuine cultural progress. Either that or she is using her feminine charms and vile magicks to sway everyone else.
Also, the the Blob of the North has engulfed a successor state.
Great. Anyway, the War of Idiotic Aggression is finally over. That means a huge ransom, huzzah!
Kambiz is happy. All this cash will serve to further his ambitions of... what was it, exactly?
Well, that's not good.
That's a low blow dude. I thought we were friends. If you are going to be like that, I will be forced to install another puppet in your place. Pretending to be my ally just until I... I... Sod it, die!
Good luck, have fun!
But what's this?
A vassal being useful? Wait, the same one I converted to the one true faith? Was it him? I'm not sure anymore. But we have to prolong the war as long as possible, so he won't be forced to stand down. Why would he have to stand down?
Modern reimagining of Kambiz's later years, translated to more easily please an audience of ignorant crossgod tards.
Do not worry sweet Kambiz. We, the spirits of the incline, will guide your country while you sleep. No peace for the subhuman hordes until all is ours.
And with the assurance that those above will guide his spirit and his successors, Kambiz rose to paradise above. All hail the the new ruler of the true Persians, Afsaneh!
We are not interested in a prolonged war, so we assault the first holding (which has few defenders) but we are held out at the other ones in the region. Some of the vast wealth of the Bavandids has to be spent on soldiers of fortune so we don't conquer lands to the West only to lose some on the East.
You can't trust the degenerate centaurs to do anything without proper Persian leadership.
That's better.
Now to handle internal affairs. We have HERESY, but I am pretty sure this is just a tantrum because he doesn't have some land within his de-jure duchy.
Sure enough.
Maybe this will pay off in the long term, who knows?
Oh you. I think this is the start of a beautiful relation between us.
And we have people plotting against us, because apparently people aren't too keen on losing land. I could try to bribe him or assassinate him, but it's not worth the hassle really. I could try fabricating a claim, but those truces keep getting in the way.
So we'll have to bide our time, and...
As before, the Grand Alliance of Peace is formed.
Honestly though, even more than before, they don't really stand a chance.
Huh. Okay then, christian leader of the Cuman band, you are so weird I'll just let you go.
One step closer to complete Zoroastrian domination.
Oh really now?
Also, surprise, peasant revolt.
A genuine shock comes later however, when it becomes apparent that all the dukes favor a female heir. And no, I'm not voting for her, this must be genuine cultural progress. Either that or she is using her feminine charms and vile magicks to sway everyone else.
Also, the the Blob of the North has engulfed a successor state.
Great. Anyway, the War of Idiotic Aggression is finally over. That means a huge ransom, huzzah!
Kambiz is happy. All this cash will serve to further his ambitions of... what was it, exactly?
Well, that's not good.
That's a low blow dude. I thought we were friends. If you are going to be like that, I will be forced to install another puppet in your place. Pretending to be my ally just until I... I... Sod it, die!
Good luck, have fun!
But what's this?
A vassal being useful? Wait, the same one I converted to the one true faith? Was it him? I'm not sure anymore. But we have to prolong the war as long as possible, so he won't be forced to stand down. Why would he have to stand down?
Modern reimagining of Kambiz's later years, translated to more easily please an audience of ignorant crossgod tards.
Do not worry sweet Kambiz. We, the spirits of the incline, will guide your country while you sleep. No peace for the subhuman hordes until all is ours.
And with the assurance that those above will guide his spirit and his successors, Kambiz rose to paradise above. All hail the the new ruler of the true Persians, Afsaneh!
Next time, we will continue our push towards Georgia, righteous wars will keep burning through the lands of our ancestors, and we will suffer treachery so vile the heavens themselves will cry in outrage.
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