If you won a FREE copy of Fallout 3...

[Elwro]

I'd install it immediately, of course. As you'd all do.

 

[MisterStone]

Not me, I'm so retro-cool that my machine can only play roguelikes and Mount and Blade on low settings.

 

[Unradscorpion]

Not me, I'm so retro-cool that my machine can only play roguelikes and Mount and Blade on low settings.

 

[Trojan_generic]

I mean, free is still free last time I checked...

if i gave you a free copy of barbie horse adventures: wild horse rescue, would you play it?

Well, it would clearly be LP thread material.

 

[Ismaul]

Throw it away.

That's all I'd be bothered to do. Everything else isn't worth the effort, and giving/selling it just isn't something I'd be comfortable with. Don't want to spread the plague.

 

[mondblut]

I'd send it to the poor, starving children of zimbabwe. Charity saves one's soul, they say.

 

[WalterKinde]

I'd try to sell it for mondo cash, yes IMHO its a shit game but what the hey, if Beth who probably also know its a shit game is making cash by selling an overpriced collector's edition etc why can't i make some money off the people who will buy it too?

 

[Zomg]

My raw hatred would cause the box to burst into flame, transmuting it into the Fallout dual jewel.

 

[Silellak]

I would give it a try.
If it turns out to be half as bad as i think it is, well then i atleast have the experience to back it up when i proverbially destroy it over the internetz.
Actually, that might be worth the 50 euros, except that i don't want any to fall into Beths hands.

Buy it used, then destroy it.

One less copy out in the wild, no money to Beths.

 

[Rhett Butler]

I'd sell it on ebay. I don't want to play it, but I don't care enough about it to waste money making a statement.

 

[MisterStone]

I'd sell it on ebay. I don't want to play it, but I don't care enough about it to waste money making a statement.

Hell yeah, FO3 could pay a decent portion of the services of a high class hooker in Amsterdam. Most Beth fanboys would be better off if they invested in that instead of Fallout 3

 

[Rhett Butler]

Hell yeah, FO3 could pay a decent portion of the services of a high class hooker in Amsterdam. Most Beth fanboys would be better off if they invested in that instead of Fallout 3

Not for me, not now I'm afraid. I'd be more likely to spend the money on a camping trip with my new girlfriend. She's hotter than four hookers put together into one super mutantwhore.

 

[St. Toxic]

Not for me, not now I'm afraid. I'd be more likely to spend the money on a camping trip with my new girlfriend. She's hotter than four hookers put together into one super mutantwhore.

Nothing is hotter than 4 hookers fused into a giant superhooker.

 

[Radisshu]

Not for me, not now I'm afraid. I'd be more likely to spend the money on a camping trip with my new girlfriend. She's hotter than four hookers put together into one super mutantwhore.

Nothing is hotter than 4 hookers fused into a giant superhooker.

This could be a pretty good Frankenstein spinoff.

 

[Rhett Butler]

Nothing is hotter than 4 hookers fused into a giant superhooker.

My girl is.

A: She actually likes having sex with me, rather than just trying to finish me as fast as she can so she can go score and shoot with the money I paid her.

B: She does shit hookers don't do.

C: She has an E cup. A natural fucking E cup, and I'm a tit fetishist.

D: She smiles at me when I kiss her on the forehead.

Disclaimer: It is my birthday and I am drunk as hell and missing her right now, you are not allowed to remind me of this when I am sober or you are gay and a liberal environmentalist.

 

[St. Toxic]

Nothing is hotter than 4 hookers fused into a giant superhooker.

My girl is.

A: She actually likes having sex with me, rather than just trying to finish me as fast as she can so she can go score and shoot with the money I paid her.

B: She does shit hookers don't do.

C: She has an E cup. A natural fucking E cup, and I'm a tit fetishist.

D: She smiles at me when I kiss her on the forehead.

Disclaimer: It is my birthday and I am drunk as hell and missing her right now, you are not allowed to remind me of this when I am sober or you are gay and a liberal environmentalist.

Dude.We're talking 4 hookers made into a giant mutated superhooker here. Fuck your abc's you dishonest bastard. :gnasher:

 

[Rhett Butler]

Dude.We're talking 4 hookers made into a giant mutated superhooker here. Fuck your abc's you dishonest bastard. :gnasher:

Yo man I've had hookers. Dozens of the bitches. I know hookers, had picking them up down to a fine art, or a science. They are good sex but they are forgotten easily. This girl picked me up, and she says I'm her man. I make her feel safe. She's really good at blowjobs too, and she has an E cup.

Edit: You forgot to say happy birthday too you cunt, I am 22 now.

 

[Kz3r0]

B: She does shit hookers don't do.

:shock:
P.S.
happy birthday
Is enough as MEMENTO MORI ? :twisted:

 

[St. Toxic]

Yo man I've had hookers.

You've never had a mutant superhooker composed of 4 individual hookers. Your birth is a waste of genetic material.

 

[Applegate's Breasts]

I'd install it immediately, of course. As you'd all do.

Yeah the morbid curiosity's certainly there. Kind of like thinking "Hey this 2girls1cup thing couldn't be as bad as everyone says it is..." or "this link on the Codex couldn't possibly be anything soul-scarring..."

 

[Texas Red]

Tzimisce just want to have fun.

 

[MisterStone]

Nothing is hotter than 4 hookers fused into a giant superhooker.

C: She has an E cup. A natural fucking E cup, and I'm a tit fetishist.

This is hotter.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY RHETT BUTLER! It is nice to see a young man reform from his wicked dissolute ways and follow the path of quality monogamous oral sex.