Gamespot retard plays Duke Nukem 3D.

[Forest Dweller]

I'll just leave this here:

http://www.gamespot.com/shows/now-playi ... em20110520

 

[Darth Roxor]

Where the fuck are they getting those people? Best thing is how that shithead says he's a 'doomguy' and doom is his fav fps, after which DN3D is apparently teh hard cause hp doesn't regen and you can't avoid being hit like in Halo or Call of Duty. AND U NEED TWO KEYCARDS WTF!!!!!

The part at 20something when they play Manhattan Project is similarly disgusting

 

[Forest Dweller]

He doesn't like health regen but I'm sure he would appreciate some ammo regen.

 

[visions]

"I don't know where I'm supposed to go... I'm immediately lost... What the heck..."

 

[Luzur]

Duke Nukem 3D in 1993? lol talk about being ignorant.

didnt they research the game before reviewing it?

also:

hahaha,,,remember me when i played sega and nintendo when child

 

[Multi-headed Cow]

DUKE NUKEM WAS A PLATFORMER? HWHAT!!!

 

[Awor Szurkrarz]

To be honest, it looks like they are having fun.

after which DN3D is apparently teh hard cause hp doesn't regen and you can't avoid being hit like in Halo or Call of Duty.

Actually, he said that you can avoid getting hit unlike in Halo and Call of Duty. He said it after dodging an attack of an enemy.

 

[Forest Dweller]

From playing a little of DN3D I don't see any dodging. Doom yes. DN3D no.

 

[Avonaeon]

What is this shit. Complaining about lack of firepower when they aren't even picking up the ammo clearly in the level. It's really painful to watch.

I would have expected this level of stupidity from people who were born AFTER Duke 3D, but jesus christ, these guys look older than me. How can you be this retarded..?

 

[Forest Dweller]

And they already admitted to playing it back then too.

 

[MetalCraze]

Most favourite Codex games of the past few years all have health regen and quest-compasses (and some even unlimited ammo). Wonder how you lot will roll in DN3D when you will first play it.

 

[hanssolo]

lol, 360 controller.

 

[Overweight Manatee]

Damn, 9:30-10:00. He opens the door he needs to go through then leaves while saying "I don't know where to go", and he only accidentally notices it later when an enemy comes out. This is why we need quest pointers in this day and age, An area that take 5s to cross and has 1 clearly marked openable exit is too hard for some people.

 

[Clockwork Knight]

"I don't know where I'm supposed to go... I'm immediately lost... What the heck..."

I didn't know it was even possible to get "immediately" lost.

 

[JarlFrank]

This is the first time I watched a video of people playing a shooter on an Xbox, and holy crap the controls look horribly awkward and inaccurate. Just watch how difficult it is for them to aim accurately, ffs. How can anyone play a shooter like this?

 

[someone else]

I dunno, was he playing while talking, I mean if I was talking on TV I will be concentrating on talking.

 

[UserNamer]

i replayed duke 3d recently and I think it's really, really easy. You don't dodge like in doom but if you just keep running the enemies can't touch you (except the big guy with the gattling). you can also jump over them, they can't stand a chance against duke.

shadow warrior by the same developer is even more easy, you just keep firing, the weapons are so powerful that you can rape everything just by keeping the fire button pressed, even if you use just the fists

 

[Topher]

This is the first time I watched a video of people playing a shooter on an Xbox, and holy crap the controls look horribly awkward and inaccurate. Just watch how difficult it is for them to aim accurately, ffs. How can anyone play a shooter like this?

Libertarian magic? ...also the video won't play for me.

 

[Turisas]

What archaic flash version are you using?

 

[sea]

i replayed duke 3d recently and I think it's really, really easy. You don't dodge like in doom but if you just keep running the enemies can't touch you (except the big guy with the gattling). you can also jump over them, they can't stand a chance against duke.

shadow warrior by the same developer is even more easy, you just keep firing, the weapons are so powerful that you can rape everything just by keeping the fire button pressed, even if you use just the fists

Some of the bosses are tough, but I agree, Duke 3D was never hard, and it gets even easier with EDuke32 (proper mouselook and WASD movement). Seeing this being played on a console makes me die inside a little. I mean, yeah, it's fun, I'm sure, but it turns it into a game of caution, sneaking slowly around every corner hoping to not get shot in the face, rather than the original's "run around like a fucking madman blowing everything up" style. And people wonder why console shooters are so much slower and clunkier these days? It's all due to the controls - design with limitations in mind to cripple the experience for everyone else.

 

[Gragt]

Sarah Silverman is still terrible at humour.