Game News South Park: The Stick of Truth to be released on December 10th

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Tags: Obsidian Entertainment; South Park: The Stick of Truth; Ubisoft

Obsidian Entertainment's South Park: The Stick of Truth is vaporware no longer. Kotaku received the official press release from Ubisoft:

UBISOFT ANNOUNCES SOUTH PARK: THE STICK OF TRUTH RELEASE DATE

Grand Wizard Edition and “Destiny” trailer also revealed ​

Today, Ubisoft, South Park Digital Studios, and Obsidian Entertainment announced South Park: The Stick of Truth, will be available on the North American continent on December 10 for the PlayStation®3 computer entertainment system, Xbox 360® video game and entertainment system from Microsoft, and Windows PC.

Fans can check out the latest action in South Park: The Stick of Truth by watching the new “Destiny” trailer, released today. In the trailer, the New Kid steps forth and fulfills his, well, destiny.

About South Park: The Stick of Truth:
Arm yourself with weapons of legend to defeat underpants gnomes, hippies and other forces of evil. Discover the lost Stick of Truth and earn your place at the side of Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Kenny as their new friend. Succeed, and you shall be South Park’s savior, cementing your social status in South Park Elementary. Fail, and you will forever be known… as a loser.

In addition, consumers who pre-order South Park: The Stick of Truth will also receive the Ultimate Fellowship Pack. Choose your class and pick your perk with four exclusive Stick of Truth costumes that come equipped with special abilities. Suit up as the Necromancer Sorcerer to increase your fire damage, earn extra gold by equipping the Rogue Assassin outfit, deal extra weapon damage with the Ranger Elf costume, or raise your defense with the Holy Defender outfit.

South Park: The Stick of Truth Grand Wizard Edition, a must-have for any self-respecting South Park fan worth his weight in cheezy poofs, will also be available on December 10 for the expected retail price of $79.99. This limited Grand Wizard Edition features a trove of mystical items from the deepest reaches of South Park to aid you in your quest to acquire the Stick of Truth and rid the realm of evil.​

Pre-order bonuses, oh boy. And here's that trailer:

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Yes, Kotaku just posted a video with the word "rape" in it.

 

[Jasede]

Wer's glaubt wird selig.

 

[Infinitron]

BTW, GameBanshee got a different, UK press release: http://gamebanshee.com/news/112354-...-date-and-grand-wizard-edition-announced.html

It's coming out later there, and it looks like the PC version will be delayed even further.

 

[SwiftCrack]

Even though I grew out of South Park when I was 15, I'll probably get this just for the Obsidian support dollars.

 

[Liston]

They used the R word in their trailer and also used r*** in the same way as PA comic. Looking forward for the shitstorm.

 

[Lhynn]

They used the R word in their trailer and also used r*** in the same way as PA comic. Looking forward for the shitstorm.

Eh, you can just point those faggots to rockstar and tell them to knock their door if they are so butthurt.

 

[Duraframe300]

Kosher Damage

 

[Duraframe300]

 

[Liston]

Eh, you can just point those faggots to rockstar and tell them to knock their door if they are so butthurt.

GTA V is currently everybody's favorite game, they aren't stupid to fuck with it. I'm sure that Tray and Matt are deliberately trolling. It would be fun to watch all the butthurt over the same language that nobody gives a fuck* about when it is used in TV show. We might even get a South Park episode about SJW crusade.

Anyway game might be fun but I don't think that it'll be worth the full price.

*except for certain muslim organizations

 

[deuxhero]

It has that uplay shit right?

 

[Lhynn]

Eh, you can just point those faggots to rockstar and tell them to knock their door if they are so butthurt.

GTA V is currently everybody's favorite game, they aren't stupid to fuck with it.

And im pretty sure obsidian isnt stupid enough not to use everybodys favorite game as a shield if it comes to that.

 

[crakkie]

Grand Wizard Edition

I love that all Kotaku noticed was that "Cartman is dressed as a wizard"

 

[oldmanpaco]

Hah I didn't even notice that.

 

[Kamoho]

Reminds me of one of those McDonalds kids menu posters, that.

 

[cherry blossom]

In addition, consumers who pre-order South Park: The Stick of Truth will also receive the Ultimate Fellowship Pack. Choose your class and pick your perk with four exclusive Stick of Truth costumes that come equipped with special abilities. ... Earn extra gold by equipping the Jew Assassin outfit

Fixed.

They used the R word in their trailer and also used r*** in the same way as PA comic. Looking forward for the shitstorm.

Shitstorm at 0:50 in the video above.

Anyway, this will be a bargain bin game selling for 30% of the original price in 4-5 months tops.

 

[Duraframe300]

 

[Azira]

 

[April]

The best part of that picture is the mousemat.

 

[Minttunator]

It has that uplay shit right?

More than likely.

I don't think we've seen any actual gameplay yet, have we? I'm not sure what to think - I'm a South Park fan, but this could end up being really horrible.

 

[Surf Solar]

Not a single mention of the actual developer on this thing

 

[Athelas]

That's actually depressingly common. I don't even think Obsidian is listed on the cover of most of their games.

 

[undecaf]

Wasn't it the same with New Vegas commercials (or do I misrecall)?

There's obviously some bad karma involved in mentioning Obsidian in marketing shit.

 

[Duraframe300]

Obsidian is mentioned in the trailer and otherwise.

 

[Onholyservicebound]

Only coming out a month after the next gen consoles are released eh?..hm

 

[SwiftCrack]

That's actually depressingly common. I don't even think Obsidian is listed on the cover of most of their games.

Oh man lmao