Decline 31st Golden Joysticks Awards

[Kane]

Yes, it's this time of the year again. The 31st Golden Turd Awards are looking for the most polished piece of shit that the industry delivered this year.

Nominated for best story telling:
Call of Duty BLOPS II
Halo IV
and of course
LEGO City Undercover

I think this says all.

http://www.computerandvideogames.com/joystick/

 

[Wirdschowerdn]

And yet again bribe money wins the day.

 

[Boyarpunk]

Nominated for best story telling:

LEGO City Undercover



http://www.computerandvideogames.com/joystick/

 

[Konjad]

Who wants to handle MY joystick, bitches?

 

[Astral Rag]

 

[DragoFireheart]

 

[KidBoogie]

Best online game:

http://www.computerandvideogames.com/joystick/game.php?cat=online&id=10

A social gaming experiment by gaming god Peter Molyneux,

 

[DragoFireheart]

Molyneux is such an asshole.

 

[Xor]

Best Youtube Gamer

Is this a real thing? I mean, are we sure this isn't just some elaborate practical joke?

 

[Wirdschowerdn]

Molyneux you douche you're no Demis Hassabis. Stop riding on his success.

 

[Wirdschowerdn]

And Warren Spector is no Doug Church.

 

[Zed]

"golden" hehehehe

"joysticks" hehehehehehe

"awards" hehehehehe

 

[Micmu]

more like golden shower awards amirite?

 

[Gurkog]

Console AAA shit will win, like always.

 

[dnf]

Well, what you expect, it's joystick awards duh. Surprised that Biocock didn't made thru best storytelling.