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The Brazilian Slaughter
I live piadinhas too. Here's one:
The Brazilian Slaughter
A plane fell on the jungle. There were only three survivors - A hindu, a jew and a argentinean. After walking through the jungle, they found a small farm house. They asked the owner, a humble local, to spend the night. He said: "My house is very small, I can only accomidate two people. Someone will need to sleep in the Animal Pen".
The Hindu said: "I will sleep in the animal pen. I must practice good deeds."
The Hindu said: "I will sleep in the animal pen. I must practice good deeds."
The Brazilian Slaughter
Thirty minutes later, someone was knocking on the door of house - the indian, who said: "Can't stay on the pen, there's a cow there, and its a holy animal. Can't sleep together with it".
Then the jew said: "I will sleep in the pen. We jews are a humble people and without pre-conceived notions."
Then the jew said: "I will sleep in the pen. We jews are a humble people and without pre-conceived notions."
The Brazilian Slaughter
Thirty minutes later, the Jew knocks on the door house, saying:
"I can't stay in the pen. There's a pig there, and its a impure animal. I can't sleep together with a impure animal."
Then, the argentinean, who was "muy putón de la vida", accepted sleeping in the animal pen.
Thirty minutes later, someone knocks on the door.
"I can't stay in the pen. There's a pig there, and its a impure animal. I can't sleep together with a impure animal."
Then, the argentinean, who was "muy putón de la vida", accepted sleeping in the animal pen.
Thirty minutes later, someone knocks on the door.
The Brazilian Slaughter
It was the pig, and the cow.
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