Panthera said:
Annie Carlson said:
Dear Square, please do not introduce me to a minigame via having the starting team rape you until your colon prolapses, thanks.
I see that you're getting the hang of this.
What, using rape in a comedic context? Oh, darling, that's old hat for me. We used to have Game Nights at Obsidian where extensive use was made of a modded Xbox to play MAME games, including puzzle games. It wasn't long at all before losing meant you were "being raped." In fact, if you play
Puyo Puyo 2, every time you make a combo, the terrifying rabbitlike mascot (which will occasionally do horrible things with its tongue as you're playing) it will chirp a little noise at you. Once someone pointed out that noise sounds like "rape!" THAT IS ALL YOU WILL EVER HEAR IT SAY, EVER. Thus be it known that the
Puyo Puyo mascot is named
Rapeichu, and he is "rapethirsty" (a term coined by me). And if the main character loses a game, I
challenge you to find an expression that looks more like "dear me, I've just been buggered up the bum" than hers.
Also, if you challenge me at
Puzzle Fighter, I will destroy you with my gem rapings. You cannot beat my Donovan-fu. Designers have fought me and all failed. FEAR IT!
...ahem. Rape-topics aside, I also liked Pazaak. It's a simple card game, but it's unique. I value that way more than things like "ah, we need a card game! Let's just put in poker." C'mon, little effort on the minigames, people, 'kay?