This is why Dark Souls and Demon Souls suck.

[Syril]

Newfags don't know about Blade of Darkness

 

[hoverdog]

another fascinating thread by syril

 

[J_C]

So Blade of Darkness is a good game game with demanding melee combat and was released earlier than the DS games. Alright, that's true. But that's why Dark Souls and Demon's Souls suck? Fucking idiot, dumbfuck, retarded, son of a, stupid dumb fuck. Get the fuck out!

 

[felipepepe]

This is why Syril suck.

 

[20 Eyes]

LOL DARK SOULS SUCK BECAUSE OLD PC GAME IS BETTER!

CAN I HAVE BROFIST NOW XD?

 

[Zarniwoop]

Dark Souls sucks because some piece of animation that would make Oblivion look like the motion-capture work of the century shows a guy jumping 3 meters straight up some cube covered with ice?

I'll admit to being a bit of a newfag, having joined after 1998, but I just don't get it.

 

[Untermensch]

Wouldn't brofist even if I could.

Retard

 

[bonescraper]

Surprisingly, i'm with Exmit Syril on this one.

And why Dark Souls sucks? Because it's an overrated, unbalanced, ugly looking, shallow Japanese piece of shit with an awful environmental design, stiff animations and shitty maps (cliffs, cliffs and more cliffs suspended in fucking limbo). Oh, and it's fucking boring.

Aaand because Blade of Darkness did it better 11 years ago

 

[Syril]

Surprisingly, i'm with Exmit Syril on this one.

And why Dark Souls sucks? Because it's an overrated, unbalanced, ugly looking, shallow Japanese piece of shit with an awful environmental design, stiff animations and shitty maps (cliffs, cliffs and more cliffs suspended in fucking limbo). Oh, and it's fucking boring.

Aaand because Blade of Darkness did it better 11 years ago

Oldfags don't need a lot of words to understand each other.


Too bad codex nowdays consists mainly of weaboo animu faggotry that finds hentai rape rpgs as the next best thing since fallout and is cumming all over rimjobs and ass efukts.

 

[Zarniwoop]

it's an overrated, unbalanced, ugly looking, shallow Japanese piece of shit with an awful environmental design, stiff animations and shitty maps (cliffs, cliffs and more cliffs suspended in fucking limbo).

Yes, it is indeed a PS3 game. You can't make one without those elements. You forgot 1998-res by the way as it's only 1280x720. Still nothing to do with why it "sucks" (or with the OP for that matter.)

 

[bonescraper]

EDIT: Fucking newfags fanboys weeaboos these days. My jaw dropped and i'm... i'm speechless.

 

[SerratedBiz]

AKA, DS games are praised for their gameplay, not their "ugly looking, shallow Japanese piece of shit with an awful environmental design, stiff animations".

You declining oldfag.

 

[bonescraper]

Well the more unbalanced, boring and shallow they are, the better, right?

Well, enjoy your great... pieces of... art... i guess. I'm outta this Twilight Zone.

 

[Jasede]

2008 newfag with shit taste calling fags newfags



<- the strongest

 

[SerratedBiz]

Oops, you forgot to include the stiff animations and how ugly looking it is! Hey, does that make your assessment superficial and completely useless now?

Hey, Blade of Darkness is a shitty game with shitty graphics and asshole animations. Also, it's boring and it sucks. (Guess I'm qualified to be an oldfag now)

 

[Clockwork Knight]

Syril is Kotaku given human form, incorrigible clickwhore

 

[20 Eyes]

I'm very upset about games I've never played.

 

[Admiral jimbob]

People actually paying attention to Exmit?

Reminds me that I need to play Severance, though.

 

[Humanity has risen!]

Lots of people bitter because they can't purchase a console and can't pirate Demon's Souls.

 

[Syril]

Good review

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=agJ8WQMLKNk#t=107s

 

[Castanova]

:baby:

 

[Don Peste]

¡Alto! ¡Ey! ¡Ey je!

 

[Johannes]

good thread, would read again