The Mass Effect 3/BioWare Thread

[WhiskeyWolf]

No Tali with a baby of the late Shepard? Well shit, doesn't that suck

 

[CrustyBot]

In brightest day, in blackest night,
No evil shall escape my sight
Let those who worship evil's might,
Beware my power, Green Lantern's light!!!

 

[Angthoron]

No quarian babies or turian babies/wimmin? OMG BIOWARE IS RACIST!

Fact: Krogan babies are called Krabbies.

 

[DragoFireheart]

Apparently you can tell the starchild to fuck off. Here you go:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PThzItSAT5c

 

[CrustyBot]

Rofl, maybe it's a bad camera angle but EDI moved in to kiss Ashley (the LI of this guy's Shepard) in the Synthesis ending.

Lesbian robots?

 

[Stinger]

Gahaha they just shopped green shit all over the same ending slides and called it "Synthesis" fucking Bioware, the butthurt will be massive.

 

[Ulminati]

Apparently you can tell the starchild tp fuck off. Here you go:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PThzItSAT5c

Shepard: "I fight for the freedom to choose my own fate. And if I die, I'll die knowing that I did everything I could to stop you. I'll die free"
BIOWARE: "WRONG RESPONSE! BEND OVER AND TRY AGAIN!"

 

[Commander Xbox]

okay, control and synthesis ending are basically exactly the same, except in synthesis everyone has glowing green eyes. bioware took the exact same slides as the last 2 endings and photoshopped weird green eyes into them

in summary the new endings actually disregard the player choices even more, everything is wrapped up in a nice bow and everyone lives happily ever after in each of the endings. the only difference is in the red ending the reapers die and we rebuild by ourselves, but in the blue and green ending the reapers become our friends and do it for us.

the slideshow in each ending is exacrtly the same but with a blue/green/red tint, and actual ending exclusive scenes amount to little lame 3 second clips of something pointless and a different voiceover saying ''WE ALL LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER'' in different wording

 

[WhiskeyWolf]

I wonder if BSN already went up in flames? If not it's probably heading in that direction right now.

 

[Brinko]

The BSN won't be in flames till about noon. Most Biodrones don't wake up til 11AM EST and it'll probably take them an hour to get to the "new content". Which puts me in a pretty good position as I can eat lunch and watch the BSN burn.

 

[CrustyBot]

I wonder if BSN already went up in flames? If not it's probably heading in that direction right now.

Yes, in flames.

 

[Menckenstein]

Apparently you can tell the starchild tp fuck off. Here you go:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PThzItSAT5c

Shepard: "I fight for the freedom to choose my own fate. And if I die, I'll die knowing that I did everything I could to stop you. I'll die free"
BIOWARE: "WRONG RESPONSE! BEND OVER AND TRY AGAIN!"

1:00 Starchild replies in Harbringer voice when you refuse to play it's game, suggesting this is happening in Shepard's head and Indocrination theory is true
BillSerif 20 minutes ago in playlist Uploaded videos 10

 

[Malpercio]

Wait so THIS is canon now!?

 

[Ulminati]

Yep. Normandy can fly, ass erect relays are repaired. Krogans have babies. Shep is dead. Ding, dong the shep is dead.

Retarded star child still in.

 

[CrustyBot]

More or less. There's even a slide where Reapers are putting together buildings alongside humans and aliens in the synthesis ending.

 

[Angthoron]

I wonder if BSN already went up in flames? If not it's probably heading in that direction right now.

Yes, in flames.

Hahahahahahaahahahah

I hated the original endings.....I can now say that I actually want to play through my favorite series again

AAaaaaaaahhahhaahah. Haaaaaaa. These "people" have the perceptiveness of a baby. "Spoon!" - "Waaaaaaah :'(" - "SPOOON FROM OTHER ANGLE!" "GIGGLESQUEE!!!!!"

 

[Ulminati]

Safe travels bold adventurer.

May your ending be clarified, and your feels be Awesome.

Oh Bioboards, you never fail to deliver

 

[WhiskeyWolf]

I wonder if BSN already went up in flames? If not it's probably heading in that direction right now.

Yes, in flames.

Hahahahahahaahahahah

I hated the original endings.....I can now say that I actually want to play through my favorite series again

AAaaaaaaahhahhaahah. Haaaaaaa. These "people" have the perceptiveness of a baby. "Spoon!" - "Waaaaaaah :'(" - "SPOOON FROM OTHER ANGLE!" "GIGGLESQUEE!!!!!"

Bioware fanboys cuddling together and cirklejeking, who would expect that.

 

[Stereotypical Villain]

SO BE IT

And then the Reapers win besides being made out of kleenex and polystyrene which falls together when you so much as blow in their general direction.

Majestic.

 

[Monk]

Oh, my poor butt hurts!

 

[Oriebam]

http://social.bioware.com/forum/1/topic/355/index/12756961/1

it starts picking up on page 2

edit:
http://social.bioware.com/forum/Mas...C-worse-than-original-endings-12758976-1.html

lots of drones seem to be liking it, actually

 

[Ulminati]

http://social.bioware.com/forum/Mas...C-worse-than-original-endings-12758976-1.html

lots of drones seem to be liking it, actually

Apparently krogan babies was all the ending needed to be perfect

 

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300 PAGES OF BIOWARE

 

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ALMOST THERE

 

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DAMN YOU

LET'S DO THIS