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Someone decent at statistics needed -- help debunk Lhynn's claim
- Thread starter King Crispy
- Start date
Charles Eli Cheese
Neckbeard Shitlord
Jesus Christ, Crispy. If you can't even conceive of a dnd faggot having such stats then you would never believe my real life stats.
Anyway one time I played a game with my brother as DM.
I got 18 (00)
16 con
16 dex
Everything else 12 or over except maybe one roll was more average. Holy shit was he pissed.
Then I went into his dungeon and kept hitting critical after critical. Then I got to town and decide to gamble. I win 50k gp. A giant gate slams down and the room floods with hobgoblins! A few crits later and I walk out with 50k gp and several magic items and it's time to go shopping.
At that point he rage quit like a faggot just like you're doing
Anyway, the dungeon master's guide itself says we are there to play extraordinary characters you don't meet in real life. Just get a grip on your pitiful mantwat and go along with it. If they have a super character then you have to come up with an even more super villain for them to attempt tp overcome. If they have every magic item on oerth, it's time for them to meet up with a rod of cancellation. If they are the world's greatest mage it's time to meet up with the world's greatest assassin. And so on.
Anyway one time I played a game with my brother as DM.
I got 18 (00)
16 con
16 dex
Everything else 12 or over except maybe one roll was more average. Holy shit was he pissed.
Then I went into his dungeon and kept hitting critical after critical. Then I got to town and decide to gamble. I win 50k gp. A giant gate slams down and the room floods with hobgoblins! A few crits later and I walk out with 50k gp and several magic items and it's time to go shopping.
At that point he rage quit like a faggot just like you're doing
Anyway, the dungeon master's guide itself says we are there to play extraordinary characters you don't meet in real life. Just get a grip on your pitiful mantwat and go along with it. If they have a super character then you have to come up with an even more super villain for them to attempt tp overcome. If they have every magic item on oerth, it's time for them to meet up with a rod of cancellation. If they are the world's greatest mage it's time to meet up with the world's greatest assassin. And so on.
laclongquan
Arcane
If we have to dig out every lies and every baseless bragging we would have no time to do anything else. No one tax lies (or braggings).
That was a necessary necro.
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