Tehdagah
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You probably can't fail.
So, if you fail the QTE, do you accidentally strangle the baby with the umbilical cord or what?
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Gurkog
Erudite
If you fail the QTE the baby is circumcised instead.
Awor Szurkrarz
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What game is it from?Googled, but didn't find anything. Instead I found this one, I know, already posted, but it remains awesome.
its a girl =\
Average Manatee
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Are you implying that girls can't have penises? How closeminded of you.
It's an isometric mock-up of the Dark Souls boss battle vs. Ornstein and SmoughWhat game is it from?Googled, but didn't find anything. Instead I found this one, I know, already posted, but it remains awesome.
Xor
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I played some shitty free MMOs when I was living with two console gamers and this parody is pretty accurate. I've gotten actual emails like this.
I thought Bioshock could have made an interesting RPG, and Bioshock infinite could actually pretty easily be redone as an RPG. Just add a few more companions to recruit and a lot more people to talk to instead of shooting people for 95% of the game. Hell, you could actually add some choice and consequence to the game with using or not using tears to solve your problems.Stasis dude is at it again:
What if BIOSHOCK Infinite was an isometric RPG? (x-post r/Isometric)
The picture is beautiful, and it's just depressing to think of how the genre could have evolved if RPGs had become more complex in gameplay and story, instead of devolving into first and third person action games. At least we finally have some good old 2D isometric games developed by veterans of the genre coming out within the next year or so.
What the actual fuck.
Citizen Kane of gaming.
Gurkog
Erudite
Angthoron
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Did that question refer to Ellen Paige?
Luzur
Good Sir
Clockwork Knight
Arcane
I thought this was a nice article on gameworld boundaries.
http://www.unwinnable.com/2013/10/01/far-lands
http://www.unwinnable.com/2013/10/01/far-lands
Luzur
Good Sir
penis is a social contruct and doesnt exist.
EmoBunny
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Some Amish sects do it too.
Luzur
Good Sir
Cassidy
Arcane
I can't stop staring at the panda plate.
He keeps bumping it...
That panda plate is some evil god.
catfood
AGAIN
Hellraiser
Arcane
Guy should kickstart for proper recording equipment, not bad for an amateur.
Horus
Arcane
Unless he has boobs he won't make enough.
dnf
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That's just mean he will only get money for recording equipment.
Ooooh yeah, seen that one too. It's awesome, and my favorite Disney song. And Frollo is awesome.
Although he is still better in the book, of course, more complex.
Minister Frollo, Dragon's crown sold well
What?
Our complaints did nothing for it!
But how? Never mind, get out, stop raping me
Damn I can't believe Internet finally turned it's free time and ability on to create something of worth:
Although he is still better in the book, of course, more complex.
Minister Frollo, Dragon's crown sold well
What?
Our complaints did nothing for it!
But how? Never mind, get out, stop raping me
Damn I can't believe Internet finally turned it's free time and ability on to create something of worth:
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Those crazy Russians: http://www.polygon.com/2013/10/8/48...ized-female-skins-were-designed-from-regional
Crytek: Warface's 'sexualized' female skins were designed from regional feedback
By Alexa Ray Corriea on Oct 08, 2013 at 10:30a @AlexaRayC
The physically revealing female character skins in Crytek's free-to-play first-person shooter Warface were designed based on regional feedback, lead producer Joshua Howard told Wired in a recent interview.
According to Howard, the skins — which show women in revealing clothing with waists and chests exposed and have earned criticism that their proportions are anatomically exaggerated — were created from feedback provided by Russian and Chinese players. The designs for these skins will change based on feedback from each territory of Warface players, he said.
"The female skins [are] a good example of how we see how culturally the different regions approach the same game in different ways," Howard said, "The skins we're showing right now are the skins that basically came out of our Russian region. They're not what our players at first requested in the Russian region. They tended to be considerably more extreme that what we ended up shipping with."
Howard added that while the Warface team are committed to male avatars in more realistic full combat gear, they were okay with dressing female avatars in "not what we would think of as realistic" gear. He added that for the Chinese market they are creating another set of "unrealistic" skins for the territory's female avatars.
"It's our job to maintain that Warface has an authenticity to it that makes sense for us," he said. "They were very comfortable with the fact we have these very realistic-looking men, but they wanted the women to be not what we would think of as realistic at all. Up to and including running round in high heels which is just silly, right?"
In response to a question as to whether Crytek has or would ever disregard community feedback in regards to wanting sexualized female avatars, Howard replied that "there's a tension both ways."
"Early on we said we want to make this game appropriate for the different regions while maintaining a cohesiveness that's still Warface," he said. "Coca Cola is Coca Cola all over the world even though honestly speaking that mix is different in many different countries. There are some products that are 100 percent identical in every region of the world and that was not something we wanted to do with a shooter because people around the world play shooters very differently."
Crytek: Warface's 'sexualized' female skins were designed from regional feedback
By Alexa Ray Corriea on Oct 08, 2013 at 10:30a @AlexaRayC
The physically revealing female character skins in Crytek's free-to-play first-person shooter Warface were designed based on regional feedback, lead producer Joshua Howard told Wired in a recent interview.
According to Howard, the skins — which show women in revealing clothing with waists and chests exposed and have earned criticism that their proportions are anatomically exaggerated — were created from feedback provided by Russian and Chinese players. The designs for these skins will change based on feedback from each territory of Warface players, he said.
"The female skins [are] a good example of how we see how culturally the different regions approach the same game in different ways," Howard said, "The skins we're showing right now are the skins that basically came out of our Russian region. They're not what our players at first requested in the Russian region. They tended to be considerably more extreme that what we ended up shipping with."
Howard added that while the Warface team are committed to male avatars in more realistic full combat gear, they were okay with dressing female avatars in "not what we would think of as realistic" gear. He added that for the Chinese market they are creating another set of "unrealistic" skins for the territory's female avatars.
"It's our job to maintain that Warface has an authenticity to it that makes sense for us," he said. "They were very comfortable with the fact we have these very realistic-looking men, but they wanted the women to be not what we would think of as realistic at all. Up to and including running round in high heels which is just silly, right?"
In response to a question as to whether Crytek has or would ever disregard community feedback in regards to wanting sexualized female avatars, Howard replied that "there's a tension both ways."
"Early on we said we want to make this game appropriate for the different regions while maintaining a cohesiveness that's still Warface," he said. "Coca Cola is Coca Cola all over the world even though honestly speaking that mix is different in many different countries. There are some products that are 100 percent identical in every region of the world and that was not something we wanted to do with a shooter because people around the world play shooters very differently."
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