Tacticular Cancer: We'll have your balls

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Discussion in 'General Gaming' started by Jaesun, Mar 15, 2011.

  1. Skittles He ruins the fun.

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    Troll.

    "There couldn't have been a better game to introduce RPGs...to North America. I mean, look at the artwork on the front of the case."
  2. Humanity has risen! Arcane Patron Repressed Homosexual

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    My life was changed forever when mom bought me a copy of Final Fantasy on NES for my birthday... and ruined probably. It was just about when I started doing judo, and it warped my interests towards this game and this game alone. Probably the turning point of my existence. Today I'm here.

    It also took hours of playtime before I learned what "equipping" items was. I thought the first few bosses were impossibly hard too.
  3. Cassidy Arcane

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    My gaming tastes were partly defined after I gained my first CRPG as a gift shortly after gaining my first PC, when I was 10 years old. The game was Betrayal at Krondor, the first CRPG I played.

    I pity those who had Final Faggotry instead.

    :M
  4. Vaarna_Aarne Ask me about anime Patron

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    The first RPG I ever played was Thunderscape. I never managed to finish it.
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    First rpg I ever played was Oblivion.
    anus_pounder and meh Brofist this.
  6. hoopy Savant

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    http://borderhouseblog.com/?p=7966

    I have no words.
  7. Ed123 Arcane Patron

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  8. Menckenstein Lunacy of Caen: Todd Reaver

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    This is why I drink.
  9. SCO Arcane

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    First games i had on the pc (had a amiga before), was a pirate cd full of all the sierra, dynamix, cocktel arts games.

    Needless to say, the overload of awesome left me marked forever.
    Sceptic and Darth Roxor Brofist this.
  10. Humanity has risen! Arcane Patron Repressed Homosexual

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    It took a while before my father forked over 3000$ for a computer.
  11. Darth Roxor Prestigious Gentleman Wielder of the Huegpenis

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    Same. Battle Bugs, Betrayal at Krondor and Goblins adventure games (all from these three devs) are some of the very first pc games that I remember playing. And also pirated! :troll:
  12. SCO Arcane

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    It had all the adventures prior to LSL7 and some lucasarts too.

    Ultima 4-7...
    Monkey Island I & II, Fate of Atlantis some others...
    Conquests of the Longbow, gabriel knight, quest for glory I-IV, laura bow 1-2 etc.
    It had all the dynamix adventures as well as Betrayal at krondor.
    Goblins, even Inca.

    Goddamn that cd almost ruined my life - it lasted years.
  13. Average Manatee Prestigious Gentleman Arcane

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    For this I promise I will buy HL3 even though I didn't particularly like most of HL2 or its expansions. In fact I'll go to my finance planner right now and plan to keep $60 ready for 2015.
  14. dextermorgan Liturgist

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    Not just any sewers, phasetick sewers. Fucking ragequit quit.

  15. Infinitron RPG Codex Staff Patron

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    Codex 2012 Dead State Divinity: Original Sin Project: Eternity Torment: Tides of Numenera Wasteland 2
    Testimonial time, huh?

    I played adventure games almost exclusively in the early 90's. Sierra, Lucasarts, and everything else I could get my hands on. Then those Myst clones and FMV games started coming out and I ran to RPGs as the genre crashed.
    I got into Ultima around 1995 or so. Dabbled with it for a couple of years and joined the UDIC. But it was Baldur's Gate that solidified my status as an RPG fanatic. (I unfortunately missed the Fallout craze that preceded it)
  16. ChristofferC Liturgist

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    My first RPG was BG2.
  17. evdk comrade troglodyte :M

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    Codex 2012 Dead State Divinity: Original Sin Project: Eternity Torment: Tides of Numenera Wasteland 2
    Please, tell me this was staged.
  18. Lagole Gon Prophet

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    Not sure though... maybe it was...
    DINK SMALLWOOD

    Anyone else played that shit? :obviously:
    meh Brofists this.
  19. Angthoron Prestigious Gentleman Arcane Patron

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    Well duh. And a lot of mods. Some were pretty good too.
  20. ChristofferC Liturgist

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    I have played it. It came free with PCGAMER back in the days when I didn't have Internet at home.
  21. dextermorgan Liturgist

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    No clue, I did a search for the sewer rage and only noticed the brofight in the background after I posted the vid. Sounds genuine all right.
  22. Clockwork Knight Arcane

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    Eh, having not played 13 I have no idea about Vanille, Selphie was indeed borderline retarded in her perkiness ('Trains trains trains I fucking love trains~"), but Aeris was pretty far from hyperactive, hyper feminine, cheerful and energetic. There must be some quality brainwashing in those gender studies.
  23. Seboist Learned

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    My first RPG was Final Fantasy: Mystic Quest I think.
  24. evdk comrade troglodyte :M

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    Codex 2012 Dead State Divinity: Original Sin Project: Eternity Torment: Tides of Numenera Wasteland 2
    My first RPG was Dungeon Master. FTL FTW!
  25. corvus Arcane

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    My first RPG was Morrowind.

    :oops:

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