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Preview Pillars of Eternity II Fig Update #34: Josh Sawyer Social Media Gameplay Snippet Compilation

Discussion in 'RPG News & Content' started by Infinitron, Jun 2, 2017.

  1. Make America Great Again Infinitron Trade Master Patron

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    Codex 2016 - The Age of Grimoire Serpent in the Staglands Dead State Divinity: Original Sin Project: Eternity Torment: Tides of Numenera Wasteland 2 Shadorwun: Hong Kong Divinity: Original Sin 2 BattleTech A Beautifully Desolate Campaign Pillars of Eternity 2: Deadfire
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    Tags: J.E. Sawyer; Katrina Garsten; Obsidian Entertainment; Pillars of Eternity II: Deadfire

    Obsidian have published the first real Pillars of Eternity II: Deadfire Fig update since the game's extended crowdfunding period ended in April. I thought the weekly updates would continue, but it turns out they only wanted us for our money! Well, it hasn't been that bad. Josh Sawyer has been posting gameplay snippets on his social media feeds since the updates stopped, with the aim of demonstrating various features and abilities (this one's my favorite). So it's only appropriate that the centerpiece of this new update is a compilation video of everything that he's posted. Obsidian producer Katrina Garsten narrates and provides additional details:


    Pretty cool stuff. Pillars of Eternity II is going to be at E3 this month, so we're going to see a lot more of it very soon.
     
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    can't focus, distracted by eyebrows
     
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  4. l3loodAngel Proud INTJ Patron

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    And I thought I won't talk about them and be nice to people for a change... Bah 2 assholes beat me to it.

    Still she's pretty and I won't be asshole, but I'll admit it's getting harder and harder with Obsi. I feel like I need a muzzle every time I see their thread.
     
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  5. covr Cipher

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    Pretty good update - from the one side that eyebrows are distracting, she's wearing a bit too much make-up and I am almost certain that she is hiding some ugly tattoo somewhere. From the other side, she's probably good at blowjobs and she's not fat, which is uncommon for American woman. Not the worst update at all.
     
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    Also she might be representing current state of PoE or recent Obsidian games - you may only fall for it if you're male, over thirty and a bit drunk. And nobody is going to give you back that $40.
     
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    Only a fucking pole could be so obsessed with himself that he thinks he can evaluate blowjob skill level from a GAME update. Do you even understand that she was not the fucking update?
     
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    Spell retargeting. OH YEAH!!
     
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    Wasn't she? All I know that you've bought PoE and, what's worse, you liked it. What is more, you are probably fat.
    Oh, if I could enjoy PoE as much as I can read shallow people, right now I would be selecting entire party of Biawac children and left-clicking on band of Xaurips.
     
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    No she wasn't the fucking update. I know the part when she talked about penetration probably hypnotized your gerbil brain. But no. The update was about POE.
    No I am not fat. I am 6'3 fairly muscular with a little fat, cause my normal weight is around ~96 kg and I am full of white hot rage.

    I did not buy POE, I kickstarted it, and I regret kickstarting every game except BattleTech (thus far). The only thing shallow here is your ability to read people.
     
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    Also, just make the game turn-based already. Crutches like ablitiy to retarget aoe spells won't fix a shitty rtwp combat.
     
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    A woman presenting the update! This is so inclusive and progressive, guys. I hope you are all enjoying supporting your Obsidian games. LOL
     
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  14. luj1 Learned

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    Maybe if Cuckitron keeps on shilling for Sawyer he could ride that pink bike at 4:05 with him one day :shittydog:
     
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    In this thread, people who've never seen a woman naked in real life make comments about eyebrows....
     
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    the best announced thing about this sequel is caster spells are all per encounter. Pillars casters are nowhere close to power to baldurs gate. Now they do not require as much baby sitting while being mediocre.
     
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    Why? Do they have more/bigger eyebrows under their clothes?
     
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    Cute girl if she gained some.
     
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    Thought that was a dickbutt behind her.
     
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    If she was fat with pink hair you would all complain as well. Admit it, you just want to complain about something. You all are not really interested in any news.
     
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