Management / Sim PC Building Simulator

[Perkel]

LMAO.



It would be amazing if they would introduce time evets like fucking mining boom so you can't even build PC in game for double despair.



edit:

looks pretty fucking funny and cool tbh

 

[mbv123]

Will there be a DLC where you fix customer PCs and in the meantime browse their internet history and look through their private photos?

 

[Mustawd]

Crispy , someone just made you irrelevant.

 

[Urthor]

Hilarious, and has the potential to be the greatest "how to build your PC" tutorial in the history of the internet

 

[King Crispy]

I wonder if it simulates needing to hold your breath while you scrape the cigarette-infused dust-like paste from the inside of some 80-year old woman's ten-year old Dell because if you breathe in one iota of that scent you'll throw up all over yourself and swear to sell the business to the first bidder.

 

[Mustawd]

That’s the VR version.

 

[thesheeep]

Will it allow me to play games on the assembled PC?
Think of the meta possiblities!

 

[Burning Bridges]

Sounds like a great idea. If it's well made. lots of people could play this before they build their first PC.

 

[tindrli]

i wonder if it includes putting those little connectors that you must plug in one by one to make frontal USBs and reset button etc operational

 

[MadMaxHellfire]

I wonder if it simulates needing to hold your breath while you scrape the cigarette-infused dust-like paste from the inside of some 80-year old woman's ten-year old Dell because if you breathe in one iota of that scent you'll throw up all over yourself and swear to sell the business to the first bidder.

because you never found a dead rat inside one.

 

[Citizen]

I wonder if it simulates needing to hold your breath while you scrape the cigarette-infused dust-like paste from the inside of some 80-year old woman's ten-year old Dell because if you breathe in one iota of that scent you'll throw up all over yourself and swear to sell the business to the first bidder.

because you never found a dead rat inside one.

Dead cats and small domestic dogs are more common, sadly.

 

[Santander02]

This shit is getting meta

 

[MadMaxHellfire]

I wonder if it simulates needing to hold your breath while you scrape the cigarette-infused dust-like paste from the inside of some 80-year old woman's ten-year old Dell because if you breathe in one iota of that scent you'll throw up all over yourself and swear to sell the business to the first bidder.

because you never found a dead rat inside one.

Dead cats and small domestic dogs are more common, sadly.

how fucking big are computer cases in your country? o_O

 

[Zarniwoop]

So anyone played this? Is Crispy Simulator any good?

30% off on Steam right now.

 

[Beggar]

It's pretty much a management game. You take order, you order some parts, you rest. Very repetitive. And no, it won't teach you how to build a PC

 

[IDtenT]

The only thing I've learned playing this over the last week is that it's an incredibly unprofitable business.

 

[MadMaxHellfire]

depends on your customers and where you live. there's a guy around here who opens a computer shop and doesn't pay taxes at all for years until he gets the notice his activity is being investigated, then he closes the shop, opens another a few steps down the road and goes at it again. he's been doing it for years and earned quite some money also because of ignorant customers.

 

[Luka-boy]

Yeah unless they're very lucky or placed in an excellent spot without competitors, those stores usually don't last long unless they also do some contractor work fixing/mantaining the IT equipment of other businesses.

The one where I almost did my internship earned over 80% of their profit that way.

 

[Haba]

The only way to get your hands on a 3080 during 2021.

 

[HoboForEternity]

The only way to get your hands on a 3080 during 2021.

pretty much. not only i missed the crypto train, but this missed train shot the prices that the minimum 3080 i can find are +$1000.

after 2017 boom, i got few hundred bux profit, but i pretty much ignored it ever since