You're getting better at this!
Guo Jia, this Provocation stratagem is too good.
First you discard the towers, now you want to cast away your enemy's weakness. How about we stop attacking for ten years?
Alright, I get it. Get up the walls and rain death! This battle is over once Yuan Shu is wiped out!
I'm outside the walls, Shi Difen! Come! Let's duel as men!
Your opponent is me, Xiahou Yuan!
CURSE YOU!
He finished his unit in two days?!
Commander! Yuan Shu is commanding a smaller sub-unit within the walls!
Get down there and finish him!
Charge!
Noooooo!
Lord Zhang's reinforcements didn't even have time to show up.
Hah! That's true.
Line up the captured officers! Let's have some KFC!
ROUND THEM UP! BRING THE HAN DOGS FORWARD!
Men! Those who oppose Heaven shall meet the same fate!
Insolence! You are not divine, not at all.
Lord Cao Cao, I admire your skills. Come, join us. Isn't it time you serve a greater cause?
I didn't spare Lu Bu because he is easily swayed. But you... you are a talent with nary a flaw. If you would not serve, then I can't risk letting you off.
Farewell, Cao Mengde. NEXT!
Yuan Shao! Han's fallen general! Come forth!
I won't beg. My only regret was that it was my lesser kinsman, Yuan Shu who led us to this end.
Yuan Shao, you should stop having high opinions of yourself. You are no better. Indecisive, overrated, and achieved everything through mere connections. You are the epitome of Han's decline.
H...how dare you?!
Lord Yuan, I've killed your son, but seeing as you are the 'greater of the Yuan kinsman', are you magnanimous enough to forgive this one and serve under him?
Take him away and don't even bother announcing his execution. And do it in front of Cao Cao.
As you command!
Zhang He, I let you off once when you refused me, will you change your mind?
I see. Let there be no ill-will between us. Give him a respectful sending off.
Your words pained me, talented general. Next, quickly, we don't have all day!
E-execute them!
Milord, some of these men did not even fight in any battles-
No! CONTINUE!
MORE! Don't stop!
Haaah.... hahhhh.... is that.. all?
Commander, Yuan Shu is the last one!
Yuan Shu, why did you take command? You were obviously not up to the task.
If I do not, someone else will. In these uncertain times, one must take any opportunity that comes his way. Whoever said otherwise is a liar or a naive fool.
Well said. So, will you join us?
Yuan Shu, before you go. Answer me this: by refusing to serve me, do you consider yourself a hero?
Y-yes. A true hero fears no death till the end.
Fool!
FOOLS! ALL OF YOU!
I- I...
You are no hero. A true hero understands that one can accomplish much more by staying alive. Take him away. Die with regrets, Yuan Shu. You are an hero.
U-uu-wahhhhhhhH!!
So harsh, but true.
Guo Jia, how many sons, daughters, wives, brothers, and sisters have I angered today?
I counted at least 2 posters butthurt at having not read your updates due to the bandwidth cap, my lord.
AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Well said! Well said!
Feeling better, Commander?
My head... no longer hurts.
Better late than never. Hey, Guo Jia.. new year's coming. I can see the snow.