Tacticular Cancer: We'll have your balls

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Completed Let's Play: Words Worth! (NSFW!)

Discussion in 'Codex Playground' started by TheEntitledOne, Feb 7, 2012.

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  1. Luzur Good Sir

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    Click here and disable ads!
    STALLION WE ARE COMING HOME UNF

  2. Lagole Gon Savant

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    Caesar has been officially replaced, we have the new main douchebag in our grand epic tale.
    :x

    I can't wait for Stallion. He'll bring back the tastefulness.

  3. Johannes Liturgist

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    Actually, our bro Pollux is now in a similar situation that Caesar was.

  4. LundB Up in the Air

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    Except Astro was just a pussy who had the girl Caesar wanted.

    William is all of that, but steals credit for others' achievements too. He also wasn't forbidden to improve himself.

    But yeah, Caesar's situation was actually pretty understandable IMO, except for the fact that Astro actually did get strong.

  5. Lagole Gon Savant

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    Hoooolllly shiiiiit, this thing is deeeep :eek:
    Huh, it's true, but young Astro wasn't a sneaky jerk. One more reason to hate lightfags.


    I was thinking... all those daughters of light chicks... and Stallion did some tasteful things to them 20 years ago... could it be bros? :smug:

  6. Edward_R_Murrow RPG Codex Staff

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    This rape game has a better storyline so far than 95% of games.

    Continue.:dance:(Astro is dead you know :rape: )

  7. TheEntitledOne Arbiter

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    Considering the lack of horsie features in them I don't think so...

  8. Lindblum Educated

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    NINA!!!! We're home!

  9. Haba Harbinger of Decline Patron

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    If you don't want to have your anus forcibly stretched, update this LP ASAP.

    -Stallion

  10. Lagole Gon Savant

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    Who knows for sure? I haven't seen them naked...












    ...yet:troll:

  11. TheEntitledOne Arbiter

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    We go back to where we left…

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    We soon encounter one of the new-gen warriors in trouble…

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    Being the a great hero of Light we help the girl…

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    We find one of the colored buttons of awesome…

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    …but seems to be out of order (like the rest of them).




    We explore several sections of the level…


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    And soon encounter more tasteful stuff.






    HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

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    We continue exploring…

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    Guards of the tribe of Shadow stop us…


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    But they are no match for Pollux.

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    We find some stairs down…

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    We go to the lower level with Rigel…


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    We encounter new monsters …

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    Time to go to town to resupply…

  12. RK47 No time like the present Patron

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    Wow I thought horses ....erm ...never mind.

  13. TheEntitledOne Arbiter

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    You mean the moustache? Shouldn't it be under his nostrils?

  14. Lindblum Educated

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    Stallion!

    Its nice to see the game doesn't want us to kill our friendly neighborhood Pony.

  15. Lagole Gon Savant

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    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~got milk?~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

  16. Haba Harbinger of Decline Patron

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    Stallion is not what he appears to be.

  17. WhiskeyWolf RPG Codex Polish Plumber Patron

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    You mean he is not a horse?

  18. Luzur Good Sir

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    what the fuck does he have on his face?

  19. Hellraiser Arcane

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    Stallion is getting rusty after 20 years.

  20. ceifadorx Literate

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    wtf stallion you were my hero :(

  21. TheEntitledOne Arbiter

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    While we are headed back to town…


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    This strange guy tries to fight us, but we kick his ass and take the baby from him…

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    …unfortunately he manages to escape.

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    The guards in the mine were useless…

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    Before reaching town…


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    Time to visit the lake…


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    (She is talking to herself about her mother)

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    Her mother sure is a real woman...:love:


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    After some voyeurism we go to town…


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    But sir Douchebag interrupts us...

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    We also visit the graveyard…


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    After this we are congratulated by several citizens, including Silvana (but she doesn’t know that her daughter had a tasteful encounter with horsie)

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    After talking with the king we check the stores, and buy new equipment.



    We will take some rest before continuing our heroic exploits…

  22. Edward_R_Murrow RPG Codex Staff

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    Keep it up, bro. I must know how this story plays out. WHITE KNUCKLE EDGE OF YOUR SEAT SHIT!



    And, uh, what's with the non-existent female anatomy of everyone but the witch in the Light people? Do they, like, reproduce through mitosis?

  23. TheEntitledOne Arbiter

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    yeah, the censorship in this game is atrocius...

  24. Haba Harbinger of Decline Patron

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    I still prefer the lacking genitalia to the pixelation of late 90's.

  25. Akasen Educated

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    Kinda makes you wonder if they drew them genital-less or if they removed them afterwards.
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