Tacticular Cancer: We'll have your balls

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Completed Let's Play: Words Worth! (NSFW!)

Discussion in 'Codex Playground' started by TheEntitledOne, Feb 7, 2012.

  1. abnaxus Arcane

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  2. TheEntitledOne Prophet

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    After some rest we go back to where we left.

    There we met William.

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    He seems to be interested in the fairy girl… screw him.



    We also find Mu.

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    She gives us the typical strong/independent womyn speech, but 5 seconds later, like 5 squares from there…


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    We fight the monster to rescue the girl, as usual…


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    He attacks us with his head…

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    But we end up defeating the fucker, although he manages to escape…

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    [​IMG]-Ah you are as obstinate as Sharon…

    [​IMG]-Isn’t that the warrior from the tribe of light?

    [​IMG]-Oh… you know her.

    [​IMG]-Not really, my mother told me about her.

    [​IMG]-Well, I guess she became famous…

    [​IMG]-I need to heal your wounds, the weapons of our enemies may be poisoned.



    She makes us shut our eyes…



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    Fuck you William...

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    Afterwards she teleports back to town…


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    In a small room we find a switch…

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    (That deactivated the traps in this level or something like that…)

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    We find our monstrous friends…

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    Later we find a strange sealed door…

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    Seems like a ghostly presence is guarding it…

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    A bit later we met Algo and Rigel…

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    We checked the swamp room they were talking about…

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    If we try to advance we start sinking and eventually drown, we won’t take the risk…


    We explore another section of the level…

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    Seems like he gave her an aphrodisiac…


    But we mercilessly cockblock him…

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    He is very strong…


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    But we defeat him…

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    He seems to be unconscious…


    Time to check on Eoria…

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    She wants??? :smug:

    Before we can stop her…

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    She swallows all the astral juice…and then proceeds to kiss us.


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    Oh…Shiit.


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    When the effect of the drug disappears, well… she is not happy.

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    After this event, we go confront the strong guard in the north we heard about…


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    Advancing north…

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    The octopus guy is blocking the door from behind. We trick him with the photo of Maria…

    (Why in hell did William had a photograph of his naked stepsister? Plus we are like in the middle ages)

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    We fight him…

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    This time we kill him for good, and recover Mu’s ring…

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    Or Maria’s ring.

    And another tablet fragment…

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    We go to the surface and go to the lake.


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    We she an apparition…

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    Flashback time…

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    In town, we talk to the old man in the graveyard.



    He tells us that he picks flower from the lake, and that he uses magical shoes to walk in the water.

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    He is nice enough to lend them to us.


    We also met Vega…

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    Well at least we got free blowjob…




    Finally we have a more pleasant talk with Maria…

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  3. GarfunkeL Racism Expert

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    Slurp Slurp MMm Mmm Slurp Slurp

    How does one get a job writing "dialogue" for H-games? Brilliant.
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  5. TheEntitledOne Prophet

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    Still, better than ME3 romance writting...
    Hellraiser and Fafnir Brofist this.
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    Original Japanese is better. Well. As good as one can expect. The translators either gave up or just didn't care enough to bring the full variety of slurping sounds to play. Perfectly understandable, writing that script is one thing, but having to translate pages after pages of kyaa~~ kyaa~~ kimochii~~ ahnn ahnn sugoi itai~ rots your mind.
  8. GarfunkeL Racism Expert

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    Must be a cultural difference. In Western erotic literature, no author writes down sound effects. Which is why it's so strange how they are always written down in hentai, whether it's a game or a comic.
  9. TheEntitledOne Prophet

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    Meanwhile in another game I’m playing right now…


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    How can I resize images properly btw??
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    Rance just doesn't give a flying fuck where he gets it on hohohoho
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  13. Lindblum Learned

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    At least have the decency to LP it!

    The images for the Rance LP is dead for me.
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    Wait what?
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    Looks to me like he does give flying fucks.
  16. TheEntitledOne Prophet

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    In our way back to the dungeon, we visit the lake…

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    Now that she has the ring, we can open the cursed door.





    We go to the lower levels of the dungeon, and reach the swamp room…

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    With the magic boots we can walk in the water.


    At the other side we find Nina…

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    But she runs away…



    In a dark corner we find something suspicious…

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    WTF man?


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    We hit him in the head and rescue the fairy…

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    We decide to leave William on the floor.


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    With some luck he will become the victim of some yaoiwhale’s fantasies…




    From this point on we are forced to fight many guards…

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    We find Nina several times, but she runs away…


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    Is she leading us to a trap?



    Finally we follow her to a secret room…

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    [​IMG]-Did you lure me into this room?

    [​IMG]-It’s because… I needed time…

    [​IMG]-Don’t approach me or I will draw my sword.

    [​IMG]-Show me your face…closer.



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    [​IMG]-I don’t see your face well because of your beard, but…

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    (She starts crying)


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    :(

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    [​IMG]-Eh… I remember something!

    [​IMG]-Is it true?!

    [​IMG]-Last time I forgot to give you your pendant…


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    [​IMG]-I’m not an impolite guy, I didn’t look.

    [​IMG]-Please do so.

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    [​IMG]-The picture of a little girl…

    [​IMG]-Don’t you feel anything?

    [​IMG]-It’s a lovely little girl.

    [​IMG]-You think it really?

    [​IMG]-…She looks like you.

    [​IMG]-Doesn’t she look like someone else?

    [​IMG]-What?

    [​IMG]-Look at her well…






    [​IMG]-Eeeh (cry). She will be sad to know you don’t recognize her.

    She leaves crying…

    [​IMG]- Why will the little girl be sad??


    We end up finding a strange door, but it’s guarded by a password, until we figure it out we can’t pass…

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    Finally we find Mu in front of the cursed door…


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  17. WhiskeyWolf RPG Codex Polish Car Thief Patron

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    Fucking amnesia...
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    I love little girls they make me feel so good
    I love little girls they make me feel so bad
    When theyre around they make me feel
    Like Im the only guy in town
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    First astro was cockblcoked by being a pussy now he's cockblocked by amnesia. Seriously fuck that shit.
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    I remember this pussy. This breast. Yeah. I remember now.
    No seriously. You can't make people remember by touching their friend's or lover's private parts. :lol:
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    Maybe we should go with the Mu ending so we can cockblock William further.

    Because, fuck that guy (not literally, this isn't ME3)
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    *kicks Haba on the kidneys really hard*
  24. Lindblum Learned

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    Apparently the Rance LP images have been taken down due to violation of the TOS, I checked the first 3 pages. Then again its 3 years old.
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    Hmm, I checked the first page and the img were loading. Also my img are still up, but those start from +8 pages.

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