The Mansion
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Some guard talks to us…
Guard -Hey, you guys.
Are you talking to me?
We ignore him.
We explore the mansion. The first floor has many rooms, but there is not much to do.
We find a small library, but we don’t do any searching for obvious reasons…
The main entrance is guarded.
Guard -I mean, our army's victory is pretty much certain, so the enemy's only strategy would be assassinating Henderson-sama.
Guard -Dahahaha, but hey. With a brawny warrior like me guarding the place there's no way a Leazas spy could get in, right?
(You are doing a great job there!)
We find the dining room.
And the kitchen.
There is also a small cafeteria on the top floor.
But nothing interesting so far.
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From the main entrance we go to the top flor.
We find a maid.
Just once is fine, let me do you. There's a bed here and everything.
Maid -....Yes, alright.
Heh.. is it really alright??
Maid -Yes, it's your first time, then? You were just recently stationed here, so you don't know about me, I see.
Maid -I was left alive to comfort the Helman soldiers here, so I won't resist. Please do as you like.
How terrible... the Helman Army is horrible.
Maid -*Giggle* *giggle*, you're a strange one. Aren't you part of the Helman Army as well?
Oh.. right.
Maid -It's fine, I'm.. alright. I'm used to doing it with two people as well.
I was about to attack the maid, but Sill pulled my sleeve.
What, don't get in my way, Sill.
Rance-samaa.. I feel so sorry for her.
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Tch.... I got it, I'll hold back today.
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Well, we will keep looking…
We won’t be able to continue from here…
In another room…
We get to another area, but we can’t continue…
No code and no key, let’s keep looking.
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Umm...
Yes, I'm here to deliver Lord Henderson's meal. He'll be angry if it gets cold so would you please let methrough?
Guard -I see, good work.Then, give me the password.
Heh.. password?
Guard -Ukki- marumaru.
....Do you, Sill??
I don't.
Guard -You don't seem to know the password. If that's the case then I can't let you pass.
Oh no.. but if his food gets cold, Lord Henderson will...
(Wow, a semicompetent guard!)
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Rance-sama.
Rance-sama!
Ra-n-ce-samaa!
Rance-sama, it doesn't look like we can do anything without the password. What should we do?
We'll get him to let his guard down and then kill that cheeky guard. That's the easiest way.
Rance-sama, if we do that the alarm will sound and enemy soldiers will come running. Then we can't search for Nurse....
Argh, how annoying.. this is irritating. Fighting to solve your problems is always the best answer.
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Rance-sama, there must be another way...
Tch, it's annoying but it's the only way, huh... fuck.
Let's go.
Yes.
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And now we need to get the password.
And the code.
And the key.
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We will start exploring every unimportant item in the mansion….
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We start searching random wardrobes…
Alright, search with spirit.
Yes.
(Rustle rustle rustle rustle)
(Rustle rustle rustle rustle)
It doesn't seem like there are any documents related to the code hidden here, Rance-sama.
Alright, then we're checking the next place.
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We search the entire floor and find nothing…
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We search the first floor and nothing…
We start searching the bookshelves too….
I see where this is going…
While we are searching the smaller room in the library…
Hey, Sill.
Yes, Rance-sama.
Nothing came out of any of those wardrobes we looked through. What a waste of time.
I'm sorry, Rance-sama. But….
But what?
If we look again, we'll surely...
Dumbass, I can't do something so annoying again!
I'm not forgiving you, *hit* *hit*.
(Hit hit hit hit)
(After some comic relief mistreatment)
*Sob* *sob*.
Well then, what should we do now...?Do you have any idea, Sill?
......Umm.
....I don't really have any good ideas. I'm sorry.
Hmph, you're so incompetent. Alright, we'll use the intellectual plan I thought up to find out the password.
....Heh?
You don't have any charm at all, but you'll be able to lure one of the woman-starved soldiers here. Got it?
Yes.
Then I'll beat up the soldier and get the info from him.That's the plan. Isn't it perfect?This way we can get the password without making a scene.
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What do you think, isn't it a great plan?
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Isn't it great?
Oh, yes. It's amazing, just what I would expect of Rance-sama.
I see, isn't it? Wahahahahahahahaha.
By the way, Rance-sama, I'm supposed to seduce someone and lead him here?
I won't allow anyone else to touch it. Got it?
Yes, well then, I'll get going.
Sill left to capture an enemy soldier.
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To waste some time we will read some of the stuff here…
Post-kun's Dream? Love Between Hannys?
This is going to be a long wait.
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After a few minutes…
That's not it. Anyway, I have to talk to you.. in here.
Guard -Hehe, I get it. Let's have a nice man-to-woman talk in the storeroom.
Guard -Now, we're all alone. Go ahead and take off your clothes.
Rance-samaa!
Guard -Who the hell's Rance-sama? Don't call another man's name when you're with.. eh?
Hey, bastard, how dare you lay a hand on my woman? You know what's gonna happen to you now, right?
Guard -Eh.. but... this woman brought me here...
I'm sorry, Mr. Soldier.
That's the deal. Now, what should I do to you..?
Guard -Eeee, I'm sorry.. if it's money you want, here.. I'll give you everything. Please forgive me.
I obtained 100 gold.
Hmph, it's just small change, but I'll take it. I've also got something to ask you.
Guard -Oh, of course. Go ahead. I'll tell you anything.
First of all, Nurse's location? Where is she?
Where is this underground limestone cave?
Guard -It's under this mansion.
Alright, next.
Guard -Who.. are you? You're not Helman soldiers, are you?
Guard -Aaah.. yes, sir.
Well then, tell me the password to enter Henderson's room.
Guard -A grunt like me wouldn't know that.
Whaaat, you don't know! What kind of nonsense is that!
It's true, I really don't know! P.. please forgive me!
In the end the soldier started crying so I smacked him and knocked him out.
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Again, we need to wait even more….
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At last.........
Yes, so please come with me to that storeroom. I have something very important to talk about.
Guard -You know, it's fine because I'm a serious guy, but you do know what calling a guy to a storeroom means, right? You shouldn't do it.
Gaurd -I see, but I'm a man too. Even if I'm a serious guy, I've gotta listen to girls' requests. It's my first time, but I'll do it well, okay? Don't worry.
Hm, what're you gonna do well...
Guard -What is this, Sill-san?
I'm sorry, but Rance-sama ordered me to.
Guard -Ee---, how could this be? This cute girl is under the control of a devil..Ohhhh.. God...
-Shut up, stop screaming. Do you know what happens to guys who lay their hands on my women?
Guard -...Are you gonna hit me?
Naiiive.
Guard -Then, kick me..?
First, I'll beat you 'til your half-dead. Then I'll crush all your fingers and toes one by one with pliers.
Then I'll put a light bulb in your mouth and punch you, and your mouth'll turn a pretty red. Let's see, then I'll squish your eyeballs... (FOR JUSTICE!)
Guard -Uwaaaah, please stoop, I can't listen to any more! I'm a serious guy so please forgive me!
Gahahaha, no way. You laid a hand on my woman after all.
Guard -Please, forgive mee! I'll do whatever you say!
Well then, first, give me all the money you have on you.
Guard -Okay, sure.
I obtained 500 gold.
Ohh, you're carrying quite a lot.
Guard -Heh?
The password to enter Henderson's room?
Guard -I don't know it.
You better be telling the truth.
Guard -Y.. yes.. I really don't know.. guh.
I hit him on the back of his neck and knocked him out.
I'm sorry, Rance-sama. I'll do my best to find someone higher up and bring him here.
Saying that, Sill left the room.
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More waiting ……
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More waiting…
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That's right, there was that maid over there who said she'd let me do her, so why don't I kill time with that?
Yeah, that sounds good. Sill isn't coming back, so.
I decided to screw the maid.
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Maid-...Oh, yes, sir.
Alright, then let's do it on this big bed. Right right, let's lock the door.
Maid-...And I just made the bed, too....
Ugh, stop complaining and let's do it.
Maid -Yes, sir.
Maid “Mr. Helman soldier, sir, please don't be too rough."
“Don't put me together with those guys. I'm not a Helman soldier."
Maid “Eh...?"
Sh-shit. I'm supposed to be disguised as a Helman soldier but I blurted that out without thinking.
.......Well, it's fine.
Maid “....Who are..."
“Fufufu, well I can't do anything about it now that I've been exposed, can I? Actually, I'm someone of a certain high class."
Maid “.....??"
Maid “Re.. really...? You're going to drive out the Helman Army..?"
“Gahahahaha, be at east knowing I'm here. Right now I'm disguised as a Helman soldier, but soon my subordinates will come and wipe out the Helman Army."
Maid “I'm so happy.. the town will finally, finally be freed."
“Yup, by the way I don't think I heard your name. What is it??"
Maid “My name is Mikiru Deva LZile. I belong to the ruling family of this town, the LZiles."
“...Then you're the mistress of this mansion?"
“You poor thing..."
Mikiru “But I can rest easy now, right?"
“Yep, I'll kill all of the evil Helman soldiers, so you don't need to worry."
“But I'll do that later, for now let's have fun."
Mikiru “We're.. still doing it?"
“Of course. I need to fuck to charge up for the battle, otherwise I won't be able to beat the Helman Army."
Mikiru “..I see. Then please, make love to me."
“Dehedehe..."
Mikiru “I'll give you my best service, so please do your best. Please save this town."
“Okay, okay, okay. Let's do it!!"
I stripped off Mikiru's underwear.
Mikiru “Um, please turn off the lights."
“Sure."
(Click)
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..............*Rustle*...
...Ah.... *fondle* *fondle*....... *gasp*....
Dehe... *stir*.. *ram*.. *rustle* *rustle*......
......*Grope* *grope*... *ram* *ram*..........
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That was fun.
Yup, I'm super satisfied. Should we go another round?
Maid -I need to start working....But please do your best and defeat the Helman Army.
Leave it to me. I'll make it so that you can go back to your happy life.
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Let’s get back….
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Wha.. what!!
“Oh, Rance-sama!!"
(Seems like we got just in the nick of time)
Helman Soldier “Hm, who're you!!"
“Grr, grr.... You bastaard... What are you doing to my woman!!!!!"
I stabbed my sword deep into the man's chest.
Helman soldier “Agaah..!"The Helman soldier let out a pitiful cry and collapsed.
Don't worry, you're safe now. More importantly, this man. He must not know his place to lay a hand on my woman.
Guard -AAaah.. help me.. please.. help mee. I'll die from blood loss at this rate.. Aaaaah...
Sill, heal him enough so that he won't die.
Yes, Rance-sama. Pain, pain, fly away--!
Then I'll have you pay for the crime of touching my woman.
Guard -Ugya.... my finger.. my fingeer...!
Argh, don't make such a fuss over one finger. Here.
Guard -Gya---, my foot, my foot....! My foot's gone.. hi--h!
Guard -Stop, please stop--Please forgive mee...!
Hm--, I can't hear you..?
Guard -Ugya---!
Argh, you're so noisy! Now then, should I have you tell me what I want to know?
Guard -*Pant*, *pant*... tell you.. what should I tell you? I'll tell you anything, so please... ugya...!
I'll cut you up if you don't talk. See.
Guard -Ee--, ugya... I'll talk, I'll talk, I'll tell you anything---!
What's the password to Henderson's room..?
Guard -Ah, I'll tell you... ugya--!I'll tell you the password so please sto-op...!
Now, talk.
No, I won't! You're gonna die since you touched my woman! Die.
Guard -Ugya--- how cruel....!
(Thanks for your service
)
....That's..
(Not his brightest moment)
Rance-sama, I.. I.....
I got it, I got it. I'll come back sooner from now on so don't cry.
Yes.
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Well, we got the password. Now let’s save Maria.
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With the password the guard let’s us pass.
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Alright, let's look in from the keyhole first.
OHHHHhh...!
What is it, Rance-sama..? Is there something there??
This isn't something for women and children to see, go over there for a sec.
Henderson “Hohohohoho, you can't take it anymore, can you, Maria-san? Now, beg me. Tell me that you want me to fuck you."
“Oh... oh.. *gasp*..!"
Henderson “Now, now, holding it in isn't good for you, you know. You want it, don't you? Your body is veryhonest. Why are you so stubborn? Ohohohoho."
“Wha... what are you.. saying? It's.. unfair.. u.. using.. a.. an aphrodisiac.. ah!"
Henderson “Ohohoho, what are you talking about?"
Henderson “I don't like being forceful. You should be wide open down there about now, Maria. I'm just waiting for your heart to open up as well."
(It's no rape if she it
)
“Wha- stupid.. stupid.. stupid...!"
“....."
Henderson “Just tell me to love you. Then I'll free you from this frustration. It's hot and painful, isn't it?"
“....Go away."
Henderson “You're still being obstinate, I see."
Saying that, Henderson reached out to Maria's panties. Then he starting giving her some stimulation from above the thin fabric.
“Aah... aah.. no...!"
Hmmm, this is getting interesting. Just watching is pretty fun too, but I'd better hurry up and save her soon.
I kicked open the door and entered the room with Sill.
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You're late, Rance... oh..!
Kekeke... should I have come..just a bit later, Maria?
You look like you're having fun. Ihiihi...
...Why... aah.. geez.. idiot.
Henderson -This is unpleasant. You've been ignoring me for a while now....
Oh, sorry about that. I don't really pay attention to ugly things. I just end up.. ignoring them.
Henderson -How.. how rude.H.. how.. how could you say such a thing... to my beautiful face...?
(He looks like a total faggot)
Shut up.
What?
Henderson -Kukkukkuh, I have the power to transform into a stone guardian.
Henderson -Hohohohohoho, well then, I'll transform and crush you!
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BOSS FIGHT!!!
(Slash)
(Stab stab stab)
Err.... no boss fight.
I chopped up Henderson, who had started to chant a transformation spell.
You were full of openings, dumbass.
(Thud)
Henderson died. (Faggot has been removed from premises)
Hey, Maria. I came to save you.
.....Hey.. can you...?
Hm, what do you want??
Maria looked at me with wet eyes like she wanted something.
I see, you're being affected by Henderson's aphrodisiac. So you're all hot and hot and bothered, eh?
I got it.
Rance-samaa. (You are not cockbcking us again. In fact....)
Eh..?
I undressed Sill skillfully and attached her to Maria.
“Kya!"
Maria embraced Sill in a daze.
“Alright, I'm gonna observe for a bit, so you two go at it together for a while. Be a good girl and help Maria, Sill."
“But that's.. Rance-samaa.. oh!"
Maria embraced Sill and gave her a hot kiss. Then she pushed her breasts up to Sill's..
“Sill-chan... oh.. please.. do it."
Maria lost herself in her desire for Sill. She's normally so straight-laced and stuck up about sex, so I guess this aphrodisiac was the real thing. Maybe I should hold onto one.. uhih!
I watched Maria and Sill have relations for a while. Two beautiful girls are going up and down and embracing and entangling themselves... Ohhh, they're even doing thaat? Ukukuku.. this is all I can taaake!
I readied my rock hard hyper weapon and approached the two of them from behind.
“...Rance..samaa..."
“Ta-dah, thanks for waiting! Then I'll take you two to heaven right away!"
I grabbed Sill's cute butt from behind. Sill's and Maria's flowers are blooming beautifully in front of my eyes. It's the very picture of a secret flower garden. Wahaha!
The two of them are waiting for me with dripping wet pussies. I see, I see, wait just a bit more, I'm coming right now.
“Aaaahn..!"
“..Rance-samaa... ah!!"
I grabbed Sill's butt and opened it up, sticking my throbbing hyper weapon onto her pleasure garden.
And I inserted it in one swift motion.
“Ahn... aaahn.. Rance-samaa..!"Sill's sexy voice echoes around the room. Yeah, this is the best.
(Ram ram ram)After I pleasured Sill with my wonderful hip movement, I separated from her.
“Ah.. ahn.. Rance-samaa.. noo..!"
“Wait, wait, that was your turn. I've gotta do Maria next."
This time, I stuck it into Maria, under Sill.
“Ah.. *gasp*.. oh...!"
Maria's pussy looked painfully red and was dripping wet. Thanks to that, my huge thing entered easily.
“Mmmm, tasty. Well then, let's get to it!"
I pierced Maria violently and quickly.
“Nnh.. nnnh.. nhaah.. oh- ohh!"
(Thrust thrust)Alright, Sill's next.
“...! Kyau..h."
Like that I went between the two of them and fucked 'em both silly.
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Even I'm a little tired from that.
...You're wrong... that was because of the drug...
Maria's a pervert, Maria's a pervert!!
Rance-sama, let's hurry up and find Nurse-san....
Yeah, yeah.
We'll leave the fact that Maria's undeniably a pervert aside for now.
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Henderson should've known the code for the underground limestone cave. You didn't hear it, did you, Maria?
...I don't know. What does that have to do with anything?
We have no chance of winning if somebody doesn't defeat her and release the brainwashing on the Leazas soldiers. So we've gotta go to the underground limestone cave and defeat her.
I got it. But Henderson didn't say anything about that....Oh.
What is it?
That's right, Henderson was looking at some notes in that desk over there. Maybe, in there...
That desk??
Let's look, Rance-sama.
Let's do.
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Sill finds a note on the desk…
Great.
Now to the caves.
But first…
Now that Henderson is dead we visit the maid again and get something…
With the pink key we reach another room.
There are several healing items here. And a porno.
Now we go to the limestone caves.
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I will try to update Utawarerumono this weekend, I haven't updated in a month.
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