kingcomrade bravely enters the Fringe, now under control of the forces of Order. They appear to have cunningly transformed it from the Bitter Coast into the Ashlands.
But the Ashlands were cool, so I won't complain.
Dark Seducers! Running backwards and forwards and looking silly.
Oh, there are Knights of Order in town. We quickly dispatch them.
No, I can't be bothered commanding them. The fight will be horrendously easy either way, might as well leave it to her.
bai
What exciting adventure awaited kingcomrade now? Is it:
A) A generic dungeon crawl
B) An interesting dungeon crawl
You have three guesses.
"You want me to go in alone, right?" kc asks.
So off he goes.
Oh, this is the one I was in before that I couldn't find the interesting part in. That would explain it.
I heard yes
This is the room where kingcomrade left his chocobo. He looks around, desperate to make amends and begin their relationship anew, but it is nowhere to be found. Saddened, he continues into the dungeon.
In his rage, kingcomrade chases down a priest of Order. The fire in the corner smells of burnt chocobo. "Fluffy," he sniffs.
Into the next level of the dungeon, and to kingcomrade's surprise, he is attacked once more by Knights of Order.
A Knight stands, exposed, with his back turned. The perfect opportunity to snipe him in the back, kingcomrade thinks.
Seven arrows later, the foe dies. Bows are very useful in this game, you know.
Sounds like I might be here already. That was mercifully short.
No I haven't. I don't see it, at least. But I'm sure kc knows better.
Oh, there it is.
lol it's the fruity black man from Seyda Neen
He asks to tag along with our hero. kingcomrade agrees instantly, as he is a Paladin.
I'm not sure what reaction they were trying to invoke with this particular line. But it failed.
He instantly runs around the corner, down the stairs, attracting the attention of all the Knights...
and then runs away again.
He and the priest kept alternately running after, punching, and running away from each other. It was quite interesting to watch. And horribly, uniquely depressing.
kingcomrade starts feeding hearts into the Obelisk.
The cavern is inexplicably collapsing :!: :!: :!: :!: :!: How dramatic :!:
Uh where are we now
Bits of ceiling keep falling down and killing Knights. It's good because it saves me having to lethargically left click.
lol the ceiling knocked him out
Up the stairs, through this just-opened gate. Nothing can go wrong at all.
Surprise :!: :!: :!:
kingcomrade wanders into the next area, and is immediately buried in rubble.
He took it slower that time.
BUT HOW AM I TO RESTORE MY HP
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: THIS GAME IS SO COMPLEX AND HARD
Prick.
Avoiding the collapse actually gets fairly difficult at this point. I have to chug one or two minor healing potions, at least, which I think I've only done once up to now.
Ah, the escape. Not sure where the lightning bolts are coming from.
You hear that
: I survived :!: Thank you for telling me, Friend Journal.
man this hot chick is so impressed i have such a huge penis this game makes me feel so good about myself
I would rather not.
Just as I was about to enter the palace, I got the following message:
Yes, the idiot who followed me into the Isles and proceeded to gibber about completing a quest we'd already completed, and who I left to die. He's still wandering around out there somewhere. And he still seems to think I care.
You hear that? She's
wackee!
Well, that was refreshingly to-the-point. What of Jyggalag?
No, I rather think I will prefer him.
I hope all my conversations with him in future are like this.