Let's Play Knight of Xentar! 640x400 Sex Pixels! (NSFW)

[RK47]

My gods, they certainly have taken some liberties in the translation. I've played Dragon Knight 1 & 2 and 4 in Japanese, they're quite different from this version... Takeru/Desmond is certainly no Rance (often he is more into food and a warm bed than getting laid...!). At least the occasional sex scene/nipple slip enhances the droll dungeon crawl of 1&2...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i9x3G1b44OY

Dragon Knight 4 is probably the superior title in the series, being a tactical strategy game in the vein of Tactics Ogre. Unfortunately nobody ever bothered translating it.

Now I can see where Raidy Lightning Warrior gets their inspiration from.

 

[RK47]

Dreadsden.

Welp. Not the right guy. Where is that Elder?

Hmm. That staircase...

Outside the town, right?

Easy!

Hermit: I live alone and devote my life to the Great Light. I had a dream last night. A beautiful woman stood before me. She smiled and said that a young man would visit me today.

WHAT A COINCIDENCE! WONDERFUL STORY TELLING. Now, hand me over the goods.

Hermit: Do you know who this woman is? I never saw her before. She instructed me to tell you to seek the jewels you lost.

Yeah, yeah, whatever. I still remember what I'm supposed to do. Gimme the marble!

What did she look like?

Hermit: All I'm sure of is that she possessed the same innate power you do.

What's that supposed to mean?

Hermit: Perhaps you are the one, maybe you will succeed where I failed.

I don't understand where this conversation is going.

Hermit: I will give you this. Use it wisely.

Okay, thanks.I'll be leaving now...

Hermit: And take this. I have no need of it.

Sweet!

Jeebus. Enough plot guidance already!

Time to whoop Visel's ass.

Generic dungeon here we go!

This guy gives very poor rewards for the amount of pain he can deal out. He can also heal himself. Run away!!!

Not all treasure chests are worth opening, either.

It's best to save potions till the boss is cleared. Turtle when odds are against you.

Great random drop!

Stronger!

Finally!

Hmm.

(Perception) So that's Visel?

She'll bark like a dog! And then I'll give her a biscuit.

What a weirdo!

And then I'll cover her with bacon. Oh, boy, sweet mama, I'll eat it off!

You want a side of eggs with that?

Awesome threat. Let's counter that shit, Shep.

Sigh.

Well, you've arrived at a very inopportune moment.

Why? What are you going to do, sing?

Why not? What's wrong with my singing?

From what Priscilla tells me, a lot!

Why? That army brat! I'll show her but first I'll take care of you!

Visel's a mage. We have very little defense against them. Just hit hard.

The worst part is that he heals periodically.

We just gotta persevere...Eventually, he'll crack after we drank the 10th potion to sustain ourselves.

Right. Our reward. A nut. Visel's. Magic. Nut.

Yeah, baby! Time for hot sex!

It sure took you long enough.

Look, I did what you wanted. Do you think you could spare me the bullshit for just one minute?

Wow, Shep. Did you just man up or something from the last level up?

Sorry. Anyway. Here's the treasure I promised.

Now I have no friends but at least Visel is out of my life.

I'm still here, hun.

You'll be fine. I've lived most of my life without friends.

Err, Shep?

Mom vanished before I could remember. So all I got was the stern looks and the strong arm of my dad.

Shep, what about the other reward?

Dad was in the military, so we moved all of the time. Each year it was another base, another city.

I give up.

And that always meant another school and new kids.

Please stop.

Kids can be so cruel, you know. By the time I'd make new friends, we'd pack up and move away.

One year, Dad bought me a dog. No, wait, that was Mudd's family. They were the one's who kept moving-

THANK YOU!

Ah, yes! I forgot about that part of the bargain!

But there's one thing I need. Untie me.

Didn't we do that just now?

What'd you think? I like being tied up?!

I don't know what to say.

Fucking finally!

Uh, I don't usually.

Order me around!

Well, uh, why don't you take off your panties?

:effort:

Not like that, you limp excuse for a hero.

Take off your panties!

Well, what do you want me to order you what to do?

Maybe I should touch your-

Touch it! Caress it! Bite it! Leave teeth-marks!

*12 yo unable to comprehend*

Like this?

What's the matter? You got no teeth from 20 years of nursing? Bite harder!

Like this?

So you got any tools?

Tools?!

Whatever you got. Hammers, sanders, egg beaters, spatulas, cranes.

Shit, so much sex education packed in one CD Rom for a 12 yo.

Sorry, I don't usually bring those.

What a shame. If you're going to be boring, at least tighten the bonds.

That's nice.

Yeah. NICE.

What a deviate.

What a vocab.

I'm not a deviate. I'm a naughty girl.

Naughty girl?

A very naughty girl who needs to be punished.

12 y-o realization : So there are women out there in the world that likes to be treated like this....

*You have learned Bondage*

Then why did you have me attack the dwarves.

Good Point! Suddenly you gained +5 INT. What the fuck, Shep?

Don't ask questions. Tighten!

Hurgh.

All right. Heave!

That's very nice!

Tighter?

Yes! I want my skin to turn red and my veins to pop out!

Too much for a 12 y.o.

You asked for it!

Ouch! It hurts!

I thought that's what you wanted!

There's a difference between asphyxiation and death!

What does 'asphyxiation' mean?

Good question, Shepard.

Erotic asphyxiation is the intentional restriction of oxygen to the brain for sexual arousal. (Wikipedia)

Asphyxiation: Suffocation due to lack of air. Deals 8% of total health in damage each second. (World of Warcraft)

Now I know.

That's better. You've just about got it.

What the hell am I doing?

I wonder...have you done anything?

Oh yeah. Make sure you leave marks.

Visel was better than this.

You're joking!

That was a cool experience.

No, thanks.

Not a fan of S&M, huh?

Whatever. I got the McGuffin. Let's head to that 'Tymm' fella and use it to kill him.

 

[Brother None]

She should've offered him food before offering him her body. I think that's how his priorities go.

Not buying that Black Knight is a he.

 

[LusciousPear]

She should've offered him food before offering him her body. I think that's how his priorities go.

Not buying that Black Knight is a he.

This calls for ... trannytime!

 

[mape]

Thanks to this LP I decided to stop lurking, register and post because I played this game when I was young ) too (around 14yoand have fond memories about it. The game is always funny (thanks to a less than faithful translation of the original, although the humor is very low brow and might not appeal to everyone) and together with the combat, even as simplistic as it is, at least makes the gameplay much less monotonous that all those crappy hentai interactive stories.

Also RK47, I have toyed with the idea of LP'ing it myself and collected some material of the game, but since you beat me to it (and are doing an excellent LP) maybe I can provide you with a transcript of the game text, if you don't have it already?

 

[RK47]

Thanks to this LP I decided to stop lurking, register and post because I played this game when I was young ) too (around 14yoand have fond memories about it. The game is always funny (thanks to a less than faithful translation of the original, although the humor is very low brow and might not appeal to everyone) and together with the combat, even as simplistic as it is, at least makes the gameplay much less monotonous that all those crappy hentai interactive stories.

Also RK47, I have toyed with the idea of LP'ing it myself and collected some material of the game, but since you beat me to it (and are doing an excellent LP) maybe I can provide you with a transcript of the game text, if you don't have it already?

Wow. I didn't know. Very sorry to hijack your efforts. If you wish to take over, you're welcome to do so! I didn't know people lurked over a LP post.

 

[desocupado]

This shit is too funny. Continue good sir!

 

[mape]

Thanks to this LP I decided to stop lurking, register and post because I played this game when I was young ) too (around 14yoand have fond memories about it. The game is always funny (thanks to a less than faithful translation of the original, although the humor is very low brow and might not appeal to everyone) and together with the combat, even as simplistic as it is, at least makes the gameplay much less monotonous that all those crappy hentai interactive stories.

Also RK47, I have toyed with the idea of LP'ing it myself and collected some material of the game, but since you beat me to it (and are doing an excellent LP) maybe I can provide you with a transcript of the game text, if you don't have it already?

Wow. I didn't know. Very sorry to hijack your efforts. If you wish to take over, you're welcome to do so! I didn't know people lurked over a LP post.

Not at all, my "planned" LP consisted mostly in gathering some links, walkthroughs and tools for the game (including one to get a text dump of all the dialogue), playing a little and then sitting in my ass while without even starting to write about it So no effort on my part is going to waste

This is your LP so don't take my commentary as a recrimination, please. I'm following it closely and enjoying what you have done so far, please carry on

 

[RK47]

I wouldn't mind having that transcript of the dialogues you have with you. Perhaps you could host it at Mediafire and PM me the link?

 

[mape]

I wouldn't mind having that transcript of the dialogues you have with you. Perhaps you could host it at Mediafire and PM me the link?

Wish granted, check your PM

 

[RK47]

Gotcha! Thanks! I read a few lines off the script and LOL'ed. This game's translation is awesome for its time. Update incoming in 30 mins!

 

[Scream Phoenix]

Fuck this LP I gotta play this

 

[RK47]

Right, thanks to the map provided by mape, I can finally chart my course in game and made life a little easier for me. We're only on the first continent! The blue line is where we're headed next!

Before that, more upgrades!

Looking good, Shep!

That's Tymm's Lair. We got the Magic Mirror! Let's go!

New monsters!

Oh, shit. Now I've done it.

It looks like a male in spite of its non-existent loin-pouch bulge. Any last words, little hermaphrodite?

You're awfully eloquent for a demon.

Umm.

Obviously, you're not.

No, I didn't think so. Oh you are lucky. I just ate a party of four. Now they had loins to be proud of.

Shep, I think it's time to pull out the McGuffin.

Tymm, prepare to meet your doom!

How long did it take you to think of that?

Man, he's good.

From the looks of your trousers, your brain can't be much bigger.

You gonna let him get away with that, Shepard?

Joke all you want, you aberration of magic, nature and computer art. have ever heard of the Magic Mirror?

It's a meaningless legend, like your potency.

I could say something long and pretentious but instead I'll just show you your reflection.

Oooh! I haven't aged well, have I? Look at those wrinkles. They're getting deeper, aren't-

YES!

Fuck that was too easy. Let's move on!

Hmm. TREASURE ROOM!

Oh, no treasure. But something better!

CUMMIN'!

Please don't eat me! I'm too young! But if you're going to, use your tongue a lot. Some work with the finger might be-

Marie?

Oooh, you know each other? Awesome.

Shepard! You've come to rescue me!

Failed the (Perception) check again, Shep?

So, what are you doing here? I thought your approach to monsters was running and hiding.

Well, I decided to refine the image. By the way, do you know what's up with Rolf? Is he still in Phoenix?

Yes, and I hear he's enjoying the farm work.

What? Farm work? Rolf's working on a farm?

(Perception)

He especially enjoys tending to the livestock if you know what I mean.

At 12, I don't quite understand.

Do you mind giving me a hand? I am tied up.

Mmmm. OK.

Sorry, I'm not very good with knots.

Excuse me. Do you mind covering that up?

Make up your mind! Are you a perv or a retard?!

What?

Uh, there.

Oh, please. It's nothing you haven't seen before.

Hmmm, so they fucked in Dragon Knight 1 or 2?

Well, I'm trying to change now.

Wut?

Oh, I see. We're the big hero now. And I guess going to Phoenix will only make it worse. The tower where you defeated the she-devil is now named after you! It's been renamed due to your achievements, not your attributes.

Hah. Ice-burned!

Shut up. I got enough of that from Tymm.

I'm sorry. Mmmm.

What?

Let's do it here.

Next to the pool of dead monster sludge?

You really know the right words to say, Shep.

It'll be more exciting!

I can't do it twice with the same girl. My Johnson'll shrink even more.

Stop lying. If that was true you'd have a higher voice than I do.

All right! So it's a lie!

Hey don't wig out on me! When did you get to be so serious?

Hey, are we going to fuck or what?

I don't wanna talk about it.

If you can't tell me, then who else can you tell?

Well.

Sigh.

Come on. Who's my little man?

All right! I have had it with the little jokes! I'm going to whip out-

STRIKE ME DOWN~!!!! AND I SHALL RETURN STRONGER THAN...

Wait a- you manipulating tart!

Le sigh.

You taught me how.

You're so convinced that I'm small. We'll see small.

And that's it. She went upstairs and left our hero alone. I have fucking idea what that was all about. Fail-writing!

Oh well. Time to head to Phoenix. The area mob changed to a higher one. Gonna have to run a bit before we get stronger!

Fuck.

Shit.

Cock.

Finally, Phoenix! Time to stock up on potions!

Or maybe your lady friend needs, what do you mean it doesn't work? Well, it doesn't work if you don't have something soft nearby to inspire you.

I don't think so.

Hey! You're Shepard! How are you? Oh shit.

?!

Don't be alarmed by the experimental stuff. So anyway, tell me, what can I get you?

Yeah, potions. The usual.

Eve: This is so totally awesome! Like, he had the most awesome wally! Yeeeek! How are Bennett? As horny as ever?

I'm Shepard.

Eve: Oh. Like, I'm totally sorry. I thought you were the other dude!

Goddamn, you're so famous, Shep! Anymore ex-girlfriends to introduce us?

Awesome.

Shepard!

Let's fuck!

I missed you.

Awwww.

Like hell. The minute I'm gone, you marry Pietro.

Well, batteries are hard to find in Medieval Europe.

We're in Europe?!

But every time we did it I thought of you.

How sweet...

Oh! Not you too?!

What? Oh, my new diamond ring. Pietro gave it to me.

It's mine. It was stolen.

Yeah, I didn't think Pietro could afford such a luxury.

So does that mean Shep is married to Kate? Or....

Does it matter?

Really? Then: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU~~

Come on, Warrior. You know you want to.

Are you sure he's not around?

Nope. We're all alone.

C'mon, Shep! Let's go!

THAT'S THE SPIRIT!

Now you alerted the whole neighborhood.

I can't wait any longer!

SO AM I!

I see you still have patience.

Shut up and kiss me!

Yuck! Is that pig gristle?

No, tripe.

...WHAT?

Are you in yet?

Very funny! You know insults arouse me more.

Since when?

Since now, when I thrust like this!

Eh...I don't see any dick.

I assume you like that?

Oh, yes!

This game does not draw dick nor pussy.

Good, because when I do that too many times,

SPLASH.

Oh, yeah. That took even longer than Pietro!

Really?! No wonder you're screwing around on him.

I love you.

Uh, yes. That's nice.

You goddamn Neanderthal.

I thought so. Let's do it again.

Uh....

Tell me the truth.

Yes.

Good. Most husbands aren't wimps like Pietro and would kill you. This will only make him try harder.

I thought you said he wasn't here.

He's not but I plan on telling him as soon as he returns. But enough talk, let's commit more adultery. You're not worried, are you?

Nope. Not at all.

God. That was 2 sex in one update. I think I should take a little uh...break.

 

[mornick]

Pro-tip: The Quine Shield for sale in Coventry is an awesome piece of equipment. It gives good magic defense - and surprise surprise almost all of the monsters between Coventry and Carnage Corners are magic users.

In fact it's so awesome you'd be better off picking up two before heading off to kill Tymm. I hear you ask "Why two?" and the answer is that having to trek back to Coventry to get one more for Rolf is an annoying waste of your time.

 

[Johannes]

Hm, this Kate seems to also appear on the intro.

 

[mape]

Hm, this Kate seems to also appear on the intro.

Apparently the intro is a montage of images from the first two games. The city of Phoenix appeared before on the second game in the series (Knights of Xentar is actually Dragon Knight 3). The women from the city feature prominently in that game, they were turned into monsters by some demoness, so Desmond Shepard had to battle all the girls in order to save them. When defeated, they turn back into their normal bodies, minus clothes

 

[RK47]

Yeah I do remember reading a manual with backstory from previous installment of the series. It was an original manual as well. Uncle Allen bought the original shit. Awesome.

 

[GarfunkeL]

RK47

Hilarious game!

 

[Cenobyte]

Yes, extremely hilarious. Excellent lp so far

 

[RK47]

Goddamn, I'm suffering from severe gastric pain at the moment. Let me try to suppress the pain with some cookies then the update will come.

 

[RK47]

Hey, we're back! And we're still at Phoenix. As mape's info explained, Phoenix is the whole city setting of Dragon Knight 2.

In the process of beating Dragon Knight 2, Shepard banged up all the Phoenix's city gals he rescued. We already met Kate and Marie, let's see if there's more ex-lovers of his.

What of, Pietro?

Pietro: My wife, Kate, seems so distant. As if I don't exist. You used to know her right? Now Kate's talking about celibacy!

Celibacy refers to a state of not being married, or a state of abstention from sexual intercourse or vow of marriage

That's too bad, Pietro! I wish we could help!

It looks like the ghost of Slate's old boyfriend, Nesmond.

That's 'Kate' and 'Shepard', Chief, and I'm not a ghost.

The dead have risen from their graves!

Chief, I'm not dead!

Well of course you're not! Welcome back, son.

Whatever, man.

Megatech's writing strikes again. Do note that the old man is mangling up the protagonist's default name 'Desmond'. If it isn't obvious to you right now, heh. But not everybody has (Perception)

But you do look fine, Dismal. If I could remember anything about you, I'm sure we'd have a fine talk!

I'm sure we would.

C'mon, Shep. Let's leave this old geezer alone. We have better things to do.

Have I told you about my daughter, Nate? she's a real tramp.

But what about Mudcrabs, Chief?

She's married to a perfectly respectable guy. His name eludes me. He's often away, so she snags the next guy who comes by and convinces him that he's her special other man. Now, if I could only remember why she does that.

That's deeper than people visiting murderers in their sleep for recruitment. Let's check the tavern, maybe someone got raped!

Why, thanks!

Bunny: You want me to sit beside you? It's an extra 10%. You're a cute one. You remind me of my first regular.

Uh-huh.

Bunny: Nobody knew him, except he had money, a sword and armor!

Not you too!

Wut? What's wrong, Shep?

Bunny: Excuse me?

Never mind.

Bunny: Anyhow, after I taught him everything, he tried to nail everyone in town.

Man, that sounds awfully familiar.

I think this has gone on long enough.

Mmm-hmm.

Bunny: What are you saying?

Drop the act, Bunny, you do remember me.

Bunny: I'm sorry, you're just too effeminate to be Shepard.

INFO: interesting to note: Takeru ( Japanese version of Shepard), has black hair in the anime of Dragon Knight. I do not know why they turned him blond in DK-III. Also this is how they resolve combat in previous Dragon Knight:

Yikes! I'll take this semi-auto combat engine anytime! And NO, I DO NOT HAVE ANY INTEREST IN BLIND-LP OF PREVIOUS INSTALLMENTS. The pixels and moon-language will kill my eyes.

Back to the game, let's check what's upstairs!

Hmm, that butt looks so familiar.

Geez, you've fucked EVERY girl, didn't you?

Shepard?

Hi! Long time no see!

So polite.

Long time no see? Is that all you can say?

Trust me, Rita. It's the best I've seen from him yet.

Well, yes.

Sec..let me google it up. I don't quite understand...

Oh.

We'll talk about it later, honey. Sweetie pie.

I think I'm gonna puke.

How long you intend staying this time?

Not long.

Since Grandpa keeled over, I've been running the inn alone.

With his last few breaths he asked for little Shepard.

...You...you had a child with him?

What? There isn't one, is there?

Thank god, no..but the least you could do is patronize the place a little.

PHEW.

Man, can't stop bumping into people you fucked before. This has got to be very awkward if this ever happens in real life.

May: I didn't think I'd ever see your face again. Excuse me. You do remember me, don't you?

.....Uh, Shep?

May: I'll give you a hint. These letters on my name tag spell my name.

Oh, May! How good to see you. How's your, um?

(Perception) to the rescue!

May: Oh, give it up. You've probably forgotten that night. What a disappointment. I couldn't touch a man for months.

Hey, it wasn't my fault. It was the peach brandy.

May: Oh, you DO remember. It's about time. Now leave me alone.

Man, that made me curious. But not enough to make me play DK-2. Let's talk to the other girl next to her. Shep can't possibly have fucked her too, right?

I thought so.

Know you? You once called me your "Grand Scepter".

This guy. What the fuck?

Jocelyn: I did, did I? And you still left without saying good-bye. Yes, I do remember. I have no intention of being hurt again.

Awww. I guess not all ex-lovers are like Kate.

Hello, shopkeeper. Did Shep had sex with you?

Shepard, welcome back! Finally decided to pay the money you owe me? That's what I get for not demanding a written IOU. At least try to make it up to me and buy something. With you gone and Rolf buying a farm, nobody wants to kill and maim any more.

Sure thing!

Finally, a real...oh wait, the description. Let's move on, oh look, a church.

I guess as long it's got a vagina, Shepard's willing. Nuns be damned.

What? No! That wasn't a dick joke.

So, what do you do when you're not hurting a girl's feeling?

I gave up magic for religion. I work here now. There's certain things people shouldn't mess with.

No sex for old times' sake? I am disappoint.

OK.

Rid yourself of your guilt. Tell me everything: every look, kiss, caress, every thrust!

.....wow.

Huh?

If you heard "I had an impure thought about my wife" all day, you'd be desperate for smut, too. If you're tired of talking, I'm willing to see a demonstration.

Right, unfortunately we cannot have more than two sex per city. Or something. Cause every ex-lover so far gave Shep the cold shoulder. Except for Kate & Marie.

Oh, that's nice. Some back-story.

I'm sure that's not the truth. Let's find Rolf...

Gee, I wonder why that happened.

Free cash! And finally...

Shepard?

If it was a dream, I'd be a six-foot blonde in a night!

Yep, it's you.

It's that killer wit, huh?

More like your killer smell.

At least I don't look like a walking ad for steroid control.

Thanks but no. Really, you're looking pretty good.

Well, I'm doing fine except in the equipment department.

What are you talking? Hey! Where's your sword? And your armor!

Well, you know.

A girl, it figures.

No, bandits.

You lost your Falcon Sword to pansy-ass bandits?

Well, you know I can only draw the blade against evil. I thought they were only stupid and ugly.

Like yourself...but it's just like in my dream.

Dream?

Yes, a beautiful woman appears and whispers in my ear. She tells me a young, brave but foolish soul will seek my aid.

Bioware couldn't have written a better plot.

The six-foot blonde in a nightie?! Did she have big ones?

Man, why are you so hyper about sex when you talk with your bro?

Shepard!

Sorry.

Maybe the dark knight can help us. He just passed through.

Did it seem like he was in a hurry?

Yeah, I invited him for coffee but he only had half a cup. Maybe it's my coffee.

Rolf! We need to find the Falcon Sword!

Took you this long to reach this point in the dialogue?

We? What's this we stuff?

Yours was only a dream but I had a demon-destroying light with a sweet female voice tell me you'd help me.

That would kind of suggest that she wants me to help you, wouldn't it?

No shit. Can we get a move now?! This conversation sucks ass!

Well, I am tired of working the farm. Sure, I've grown close to the sheep but I'm starting to long for some wanton violence. Remember the time I crushed that guy's skull with only my left hand while draining a tankard of scotch-soaked pig gristle with my right?

OK, OK, any idea where to start?

Oh, I see. Besides the killing, I must also do the thinking! Well, where did you lose the stuff?

Squalor Hollow...but it took a long time to get here.

Why? Did you hold the map upside down again?

Well, first I went to Dreadsden and then to Coventry...

Squalor Hollow is due north of Phoenix!

But there's a boulder.

Leave it to me!

Really? Let's go!

Rolf is weaker than us, but extra damage and damage soaker is good. We're almost done with Phoenix, but let's visit the tower.

You bet it does, little buddy.

Shepard, it's you! I knew you'd come! So you see all your former lovers yet?

Kinda.

What's with this "Tower of Shepard" business?

The chief renamed it in your honor. The prestige helps raise funds for the tower's upkeep. But you don't need to pay. Be sure to check the jack-in-the-boxes on the top floor. Open it in the correct order to win a souvenir! You can go ahead.

I helped kill the she-devil too!

All right, all right. Go ahead.

If you get it wrong, descend, and re-enter the top floor to reset.

We're done with the tower, let's check the Cemetery.

Hello, Nora. Looks like you're still the mistress of guilt!

My black leather outfit's at home, no need to call me 'mistress'.

Huh?

You turned me off to normal sex, so I tried a more exotic pleasure. So, how long you staying?

Not long enough to see your new toys.

Heheh.

What a shame, what I learned from my cousin Clara. She lives my aunt out in the woods. You may have seen her place.

You mean the house. Uh, never mind.

That's rude! Just looting the crypt...

I also found a helmet for Rolf in here. But failed to screenshot it. It went by so quickly. Looks like there's no sex in this update, and no combat either. Let's hope the next update is better!

See you next time!

 

[Luzur]

i never really understood that dialogue when i was playing, is Shepard big or small?

 

[desocupado]

Why did the bugger abandon a LP like that?

The thing is comedy gold, he doesn't even need to think of jokes!

 

[ComradeCommissar]

Why did the bugger abandon a LP like that?

The thing is comedy gold, he doesn't even need to think of jokes!

Seriously, this needs to be revived. OP or that one lurker who had thoughts of LP'ing this, one of you get back and give us more updates.

 

[RK47]

OK I'll update it tonight.