Let's Play Daiteikoku - Legend of the Galactic Hoes [NSFW]

[Brother None]

Personally, I'd skip over all the dialog and just showcase the game.

I dunno about all, but some, for sure. This is a lot of inane banter.

Also better formatting please. No reason to give each line its own space just because the game does, paragraphs are easier to read.

 

[WhiskeyWolf]

Haba, you sonofabitch. You stole my fucking LP.

 

[Haba]

Personally, I'd skip over all the dialog and just showcase the game.

I dunno about all, but some, for sure. This is a lot of inane banter.

Also better formatting please. No reason to give each line its own space just because the game does, paragraphs are easier to read.

I will start summarizing the individual events once I get over the initial crap, in the beginning part of the game it is a bit too much hassle. I'm obviously not writing all of that Scheiße by hand...

Haba, you sonofabitch. You stole my fucking LP.

I'm only going to do one route, and most probably not the most complete one while at it. Consider me just saving you from the trouble of doing 1,000-2,000 lines of initial dialogue

Yes. That is 1,000 lines before you get in the game. HIE HIE HIE!

 

[Vaarna_Aarne]

For being an obligatory busty nurse™ she is really quite attractive. Just look at that submissive smile and provocative pose...!

(candlelit monitor-date incoming)

Space Kwan rich redhead is by far the best.

 

[RK47]

I WANT TO BE A CLIPBOARD

 

[Average Manatee]

Couldn't get into this myself. Its basically Sengoku Rance without Rance as the hero and without a good combat system. Coincidentally those were the two things that made SR great, and Daiteikoku didn't seem to bring much to the table on its own to make it interesting to me. And the gratuitous sex scenes felt completely out of place without a character like Rance driving them. Maybe this will encourage me to play it.

It does look really, really slick though. Alicesoft knows how to make good looking games.

 

[Haba]

...that's it, the first untranslated sex scene translated then. I feel so dirty now.

「ん、あ、うあっ、う、うっ…
くぁ、あ、うぅぅっ…！！
あ、あ、あっ…あああっ…！！」

For about ten pages. God, I am glad I don't need to do this for living.

This'll take a while, I need to... ehm... wipe my screen.

 

[Average Manatee]

...that's it, the first untranslated sex scene translated then. I feel so dirty now.

「ん、あ、うあっ、う、うっ…
くぁ、あ、うぅぅっ…！！
あ、あ、あっ…あああっ…！！」

For about ten pages. God, I am glad I don't need to do this for living.

This'll take a while, I need to... ehm... wipe my screen.

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[hoverdog]

...that's it, the first untranslated sex scene translated then. I feel so dirty now.

「ん、あ、うあっ、う、うっ…
くぁ、あ、うぅぅっ…！！
あ、あ、あっ…あああっ…！！」

For about ten pages. God, I am glad I don't need to do this for living.

This'll take a while, I need to... ehm... wipe my screen.

google translator to the rescue:

But "Ah, there will, Ugh, I ...
~A Phrase, Oh, ~Tsu U~u~u! !
Oh, Oh, Oh Oh ... there ...! ! "

 

[RK47]

 

[Erebus]

google translator to the rescue:

But "Ah, there will, Ugh, I ...
~A Phrase, Oh, ~Tsu U~u~u! !
Oh, Oh, Oh Oh ... there ...! ! "

Good to see that automatic translation hasn't stopped sucking.

I'm in no way able to read japanese fluently... but you don't need much knowledge of the language to be able to translate this.

ん is "n".

あ is "a".

う is "u".

っ is more or less the equivalent of "h" when it's written smaller than the other characters.


There you go ! You can now enjoy the subtle dialogue !

 

[RK47]

「ん、あ、うあっ、う、うっ…
くぁ、あ、うぅぅっ…！！
あ、あ、あっ…あああっ…！！」

Nnn, Aaa, uuaah, uuh
a,Aaa,uuuh!!
Aa,Aa,Ah...AAAAH..!!

GOTY 2012

 

[treave]

Bioware can only wish they wrote sex scenes as fluently as this.

Just get to the beamspam already!

 

[TheEntitledOne]

「ん、あ、うあっ、う、うっ…
くぁ、あ、うぅぅっ…！！
あ、あ、あっ…あああっ…！！」

Nnn, Aaa, uuaah, uuh
a,Aaa,uuuh!!
Aa,Aa,Ah...AAAAH..!!

GOTY 2012

Something like that....

Learning hiragana/katakana shouldn't take more than a few hours using some memory game.

If you use a translation engine you can get reaally weird stuff..


/weaboo

 

[abnaxus]

Space Kwan rich redhead is by far the best.

O RLY

 

[TheEntitledOne]

Space Kwan rich redhead is by far the best.

O RLY

OLE

 

[GarfunkeL]

Spain is always OP. Even in Civ4, Isabella is the best looking gal.

 

[RK47]

Hey, we're open minded. We'll do them all. Islam has all the answer!

 

[TheEntitledOne]

i want to feed my carrot to the universe...

 

[RK47]

wtf who the fuck is jinba

 

[GarfunkeL]

Sill turned into a horse?

 

[TheEntitledOne]

wtf who the fuck is jinba

Thats what I would like to know myself...

 

[laclongquan]

Gahahahahaha.

 

[hoverdog]

WHERE'S TEH UPDATE

 

[Vaarna_Aarne]

Space Kwan rich redhead is by far the best.

O RLY

OLE

You are wrong.