Guilty Pleasures gives birth to Let's make a Princess 2!

[RK47]

*plays the Eye of the Tiger Tune*

There's only one way to get the title belt. And that's DA FIGHT CLUB!

Months of training follows under the tutelage of Chuck Boris.

Now she's ready. With a suit of mithril armor she'll ascend to the top of the tournament ranking. But first let's crush her rival in a farce of a match. If she wins this title, we're set for a life of easy money and high class schooling for months. Not to mention awesome paid vacation with her manager, yours truly. So come on, Immershun!

Round 1 FIGHT!

She didn't even scratch her armor!

This Quarter final amazon don't stand a chance against my litle sugarpuff! Keep it up champ!

Semi Final is a fuckin rematch with that muslim fencer whose name is not even worth mentioning. Immershun faceplanted him in 5 fireballs. My lady? Go back to Iraq asshole!

And finally the showdown with the savage beast. Remember girl, eye of the tiger!

He did a grand total of 20 damage before dropping at the 12th fireball.

Take that, beer-breath!

Alright with the defensive bonus from the Royal Sword, my little goddess of war is finally ready. The travelling salesman came about and I decided to purchase a demon pendant instead of the buxom pills. Maybe it'll come in handy in the desert.

Rumors of a tower in the northern glacier houses a real God of War. I'll stop by there soon with Immershun's Kung Fu training coming to an end rendering her godly defenses impenetrable.

 

[Thor Kaufman]

great stuff, keep it coming

 

[Gragt]

Pretty cool!

 

[RK47]

I sent Immershun to the desert with the Demon Pendant, hoping to find something in the ruins that might be related to it. The whole trip turned out to be quite unusual.

It's alright Immershun, you can kill him if he lies anyway.

Ahh, more powers. But at what cost?

It was getting late by then, so I told her to break camp. That night...

Uh oh.

Hey, more Choices and Consequences. I pick...Intelligence. More mana is good for the epic battles.

Who needs faith in gods if you are as strong as gods themselves, am I right? With that sort of power, we set off to the northern Glacier in search of the famed God of War.

Immershun, Daughter of the Codex will challenge you!

The extra intelligence proved important here, with 40 MP left to finish him off. He took out 1/3 of our health too after more than 20 exchange of blows.

Shut up and die.

And hand over your flashy sword.

This is nice if you want to chop shit up. But since royal sword boost our defense that Gods even have trouble penetrating, this God's sword would go to the pawnshop to pay for our summer vacations.

Let's proceed up the tower. I'm curious of what's he guarding.

Hey she looks familiar.

Sigh. That's it? Can't you take her back at least?

Quit whining.

Shut up.

And so it ends our adventure. A short bounty hunt for the Glacier bandit and we're done with adventuring for now.

And months turns into a year.

Happy birthday, girl. This is your finest year. *wipes tear*

Right. With all these spare cash, I'll let you study ANYTHING you want. Poetry, Dancing, Theology, Science whatever! I'll take you on vacations. As I've promised.

Eventually the money runs out. And I was forced to send her out on adventuring at the desert again. I told her to visit grampa Dragon again at the Desert Ruins. It's been a while. Oh what a visit it turned out to be. I won't even type a description. I'm sure the text box speaks for themselves. And I have to give credit to the devs. This is quite an original dialogue between Dragon and a human female. Dragon Age of Decadence. Just think about it...

Oh I'm sorry, since I've been feeding her robust diet, she's can't put the tights on. >_< I'll try to put her on weight loss diet from now on. Hopefully she can put them on within 2 years time we have left.

After a year of studying artsy stuff while killing stuff to fund all that studies. We celebrate her 16th birthday.

But there's a knock on her door, who could it be? Maybe the king came to visit heheh. She's getting famous after all.

Gulp.

 

[deuxhero]

No, go for the Hikaru Genji Plan.

 

[Suicidal]

This looks familiar.

 

[RK47]

No, go for the Hikaru Genji Plan.

i'm afraid that is unlikely to happen. She's a little bit too 'spectacular' to admire her own father in that sort of way.

but it's your choice, Codex. The old man is asking you. You have 8 hours.

 

[deuxhero]

What do you mean? Is it impossible to get that ending at this point?

 

[Korgan]

Amazingly sick. Great stuff.

 

[Jim Cojones]

No

 

[Suicidal]

Can you make her marry

or

?

 

[JoKa]

what happens if we say yes? we get 10k and it's game over?

 

[Kz3r0]

yes :!:

 

[Gragt]

Depends. Did you talk to the "young officer" every January? If yes, do not bother with the dragon youth.

If not, well, money is nice but I'm not sure if marrying the dragon youth lowers your final score or not...

 

[ghostdog]

This game is amazing.

Also:

what happens if we say yes? we get 10k and it's game over?

 

[Zyrxil]

If there is less space on his face below the eyeline than above the eyeline, then, fuck no.

 

[WalterKinde]

Marry the young dragon lets see the outcome of that what C&C occurs.

 

[RK47]

This game is amazing.

Also:

what happens if we say yes? we get 10k and it's game over?

the game is not over but you've stuck with marrying him. you cannot break the deal. We have 2 years left anyway.

and as for marrying her father, i'm afraid she's too well educated and has better aspirations than marrying her father. I read somewhere if you kept her 'unremarkable' in a lot of areas and take her to vacation a lot, she'll develop feelings for you. But since I've turned her into some sort of sorceress, there's no way it's gonna happen.

This also holds true for the prince ending somewhat. I never got an ending where I killed the God of War and she marries the prince. Then in another playthrough I was making her a quite intelligent stay at home novelist etc. I thought the game was gonna give me a low score, but turns out the prince picked her in the ending. wtf?

Alright. So we're heading for a NO?

 

[Gragt]

As far as I know, she can marry the prince only if you visit him every January, missed no meeting, keep her sin level at a minimum and of course have no prior engagement. If you do that, she'll marry him, whatever her profession, even if it's something "remarkable" like hero or ruling queen (that one is considered the best ending: the king decides to abdicate in her favour as everyone believes she'd make a better autocratic ruler).

Game doesn't end with any actions you take, it ends when she reaches her 18th birthday and you then see what happens to her. The only exception is if you let her become sick and she dies from it.

Again the choice of marrying the dragon youth might not be such a bad thing if it doesn't make you lose points at end and you botched the prince marriage. But I really can't remember if it lowers your score or not...

Marrying the father isn't considered so good, but it isn't that bad either. You need to spend a lot of vacations with her, I think giving her pocket money helps but not that much... Staying with her when she is sick definitely helps though you get less money since you do not work and letting her be sick is bad anyway. Talking can also increase it but I do not remember the whole thing. One good way to know if she likes is if she makes a cake for your birthday, but that only means she likes you, not that she'll marry you.

She can even marry Cube if she spends a lot of time doing housework and if he saves her in the adventure mode many times. Their relationship gets a great boost if he saves her when she gets raped by the bandits.

 

[feighnt]

there can be only one!

 

[RK47]

I've decided. You are right, Codex! My daughter deserves more than that! I quickly rejected his offer. 10,000 is not enough for a daughter like this.

We still visit gramps for pocket money when we ran low though
And I also pay visit to the Lucifon Gang and Immershun finally mustered the courage to drink with them. I'm so proud! We're living a good life here with all the vacations and free cash from Gramps.

I bet we can earn more by just working at that new sleazy bar that just opened in town. She's turning out quite sexy with the weight loss program and dance classes I'm sending her. 45G daily is good pay. Although it's quite stressful with all that petting and shit. But meh, I gave her 100g allowance at the end of every month to cope with it. No pain no gain.

And after 2 years of diet, she finally manage to put on the dragon tights. Mmmmmm SEXY! :twisted:

There's no end of suitors too. Hahah! You, a mere mortal? Get outta here!

We still take the cash he left beind though, usually it's around 800-1000. She's getting sexier from all that sleazing in the bar. And the repeated trips to Grampa Dragon and Lucy's at the desert is pretty worth it. We never really ran out of gold. Such comfortable life, without worries, a far cry from hunting down kidnappers on lakeside and working hard at the farm.

Everything's so perfect. But a few days after her 18th birthday, she went missing. Where could she go? I found a letter addressed to me by her bedside. The window was open.

Honey, that was for your own good!

Come back to me buttercup!!

A few days ago...

Back to the present...

I couldn't find her. Where could she be? Jeez. Ah well. I guess I need to unwind a bit. I know this nice secret club where I get 'nice services' (That's where I spend my 95% of my annual salary, leaving 500G for my daughter MWhahaahah)

I checked in at the usual place and the manager told me there's a new girl at a special price. I chucked the bag of coins and walked into the room.

'Oh hi, Slave. Meet your new mistress' a familiar voice cried out.

Oh. My. God.

But who did she end up marrying? I mean...uh, she's hawt. Really! Ow ow , that wax is HOT. Yeowch....Yes Mistress Immershun! I'll be good I'll be good. Daddy will be good to you!

Later that night...

I swear I'm hearing voices from her room. Immershun decided to stay in the same house until she gets a new apartment. Fuck my arse hurts from all that whipping. But man she's hawt. There's that deep voice again, maybe it's just the after effects of being dominated? But...it's so familiar. Like I've heard it before...but where? I'm so sleepy...*yawn* Good night sweetheart.

Inside Immershun's Room

I think I'm dreaming. Yeah that must be it. I'm floating amongst the stars. I'm at peace..that's Venus, Earth...Mars....and... Oh hi, Uranus! Nice to see you again!

What? That's bullshit! All that adventuring I taught her, self defense classes and MAGICK. Defeating God of War at 14 year old! ADULT? She's an AMAZING CHILD!

We killed MONSTERS. KIDNAPPERS! and shared drinks...with...the devil...Oh. Err. BUT WE STILL KILL KIDNAPPERS FFS!

It's a job, goddamit!

What? What are you talking about? The demon I defeated?

I only did those things to make her HAPPY DAMN YOU!

And I awoke. Lucifon? With her? No way! I ran upstairs, it was still early morning. The brothel opens at night.. she's not in her room. The windows ajar. It can't be.

Immershun!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GIVE HER BACK, LUCIFON!!

 

[Suicidal]

And they lived happily ever after!

 

[feighnt]

ignore Uranus - she's an elitist snot. to be a dominatrix is a perfectly respectable profession, and she ended up marrying the freaking *prince of darkness*, who's got to be one of the strongest and wealthiest guys in the universe.

frankly, Uranus is just jealous. if i ever have a daughter, i could only hope she'd one day marry the Kurgan.

 

[Gragt]

Hahaha, you suck!

 

[Korgan]

WOW. Just WOW.