Game News Grimoire Beta Begins But So Fucking What

[Sol Invictus]

Tags: Grimoire

Renowned racist/conspiracy theorist/failed game developer <b>Cleve Blakemore</b> has announced today at <a href=http://www.rpgdot.com>RPGDot</a> that the development of his near-vaporware RPG Grimoire is nearing its final beta test, which begins this Friday. Several of RPGDot's staff members are ridiculously hyped by the notorious RPG that's been in development longer than Duke Nukem Forever and Team Fortress 2.
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<blockquote>Cleve Blakemore announced today that the final beta testing for the long awaited Old School RPG Grimoire would begin on Friday of this week, with world wide release of the game scheduled for October of THIS YEAR!! Since several prominent members of the RPGDot community are involved with this beta, you can be assured of continuing coverage. Finally, the day many said would NEVER arrive is almost upon us. Grimoire is definitely coming!!</blockquote>
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ZOMG WTF!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111one

 

[Raymondo]

OMG! It's the first sign of the apocalyptic! We're all doomed!!!!111

 

[Percolator Fish]

It's pretty ugly looking, judging from the screenshot. I'll pass.

 

[Shagnak]

[predictable response] GRAFIX WHORE!! [/predictable response]

j/k

 

[NeutralMilkHotel]

FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISHHHH!

 

[Sol Invictus]

Behold, shitty graphics

 

[Shagnak]

He was obviously a drug-smoking hippy who watched way too much 2001 : A Space Odyssey

 

[tilting_msh]

I thought only IGN readers and console players cared about graphics?

I don't know anything about the guy or the game.

 

[Diogo Ribeiro]

I see potential for some furry endeavours in that picture.

 

[LlamaGod]

The game looks alright, it's like Wizadry so whatever.

As long as it doesnt end up playing like shit, it might be pretty decent.

 

[Shagnak]

I see potential for some furry endeavours in that picture.

Oh yes, that Agatha is giving me the eye...

 

[Elwro]

Hey, if it's Eye of the Beholder done again, count me in. Sometimes I just need some dungeon crawling...

... if it's a free download, of course.

PS. Furries < Reptiles

 

[Diogo Ribeiro]

PS. Furries < Reptiles

True. King Kull's leathery skin is giving me teh bon4r.

 

[Elwro]

King Kull's leathery skin is giving me teh bon4r.

Yeah, he's truly a noble and charming aristocrat.

 

[EvilManagedCare]

I bet it won't suck as bad as Dungeon Lords...or will it?

 

[Sol Invictus]

Worse.

 

[Trash]

Well, at least he was building one in his garden.

Hell, the game is build from within a fallout shelter. That ought to be worth something. :wink:

 

[theverybigslayer]

PS. Furries < Reptiles

True. King Kull's leathery skin is giving me teh bon4r.

These are the most important things about a game. The big role player. Ha-Ha-Ha.

 

[LlamaGod]

What about the game gets your panties in such a bunch, Exitium? Did he call you a gook or something?

 

[bryce777]

I love the irrationalness of exit.

Well, something about the floating baby made me laugh...I have seen the guy make his rambling internet posts so I find it hard to believe it will be a GOOD game with him writing it, but it is bound to be interesting.

 

[DemonKing]

That floating baby reminds me of the ridiculous boss you had to fight at the end of the original Half Life - in a bad way.

In any case, at present its still vapourware.

 

[Eron]

Add a ciritcal point in the game where you choose good or evil, throw in a bunch of computer animated boring conversations, and slap a bioware sticker on the front..

You guys would be lapping it up like old yeller with a bowl of stew..

 

[kris]

Add a ciritcal point in the game where you choose good or evil, throw in a bunch of computer animated boring conversations, and slap a bioware sticker on the front..

You guys would be lapping it up like old yeller with a bowl of stew..

You haven't been around here long have you?

 

[Flink]

Classic.

 

[M0rphz0rz]

Add a ciritcal point in the game where you choose good or evil, throw in a bunch of computer animated boring conversations, and slap a bioware sticker on the front..

You guys would be lapping it up like old yeller with a bowl of stew..

HAHAHAHAHA

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