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- Thread starter hoverdog
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Undead Phoenix
Arcane
gg wp
hoverdog
dog that is hovering, Wastelands Interactive
sup guys
Captain Shrek
Guest
Azael
Magister
FEWL 
Undead Phoenix
Arcane
Proof, more than anything else, that procreating costs you a Willpower point
Azael
Magister
Hey, get your own excuses!
Hey, get your own excuses!
Undead Phoenix
Arcane
RK47, I'm going to rape your team so hard it'll violate you so deeply that you'll straighten out of all the neko and weeaboo shit you're into.
Nothing can save you now, run and I'll hunt you down and force the game upon you. You've had the entire season to prepare your anus - now bend and love it like the little bitch you are.
Nothing can save you now, run and I'll hunt you down and force the game upon you. You've had the entire season to prepare your anus - now bend and love it like the little bitch you are.
Undead Phoenix
Arcane
I don't know who you are. I don't know where you are. If you are looking for mercy, I can tell you I don't have any. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you take it like a choir boy, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will rape you.
Mission perimeter:
Primary Goal: Jaedar must win playoff
Secondary Goal: Reduce chances of Jaedar losing playoffs
Tertiary goal:
Prevent Grunker from taking 2nd place - Target is of high threat value to precious cargo
Risk assessment on Undead Phoenix completed - Target has conflicting sets of goal with Grunker - has beaten Jaedar in normal play.
Status: Unresolved
Multi Phase Plan Proposed
1. Await resolution of Hoverdog-Grunker match
2. If mathematical impossibility of Undead Phoenix in taking 2nd place = Forfeit the pointless match.
3. If there exist a mathematical possibility of Undead Phoenix taking 2nd place = Terminate Undead Phoenix with extreme prejudice. A Pyrrhic victory.
Payment upon mission completion -------------------------------------------------------------------------- dlcck2oldgods --------------------------------------------------------------end of trans--------------------------------------
Primary Goal: Jaedar must win playoff
Secondary Goal: Reduce chances of Jaedar losing playoffs
Tertiary goal:
Prevent Grunker from taking 2nd place - Target is of high threat value to precious cargo
Risk assessment on Undead Phoenix completed - Target has conflicting sets of goal with Grunker - has beaten Jaedar in normal play.
Status: Unresolved
Multi Phase Plan Proposed
1. Await resolution of Hoverdog-Grunker match
2. If mathematical impossibility of Undead Phoenix in taking 2nd place = Forfeit the pointless match.
3. If there exist a mathematical possibility of Undead Phoenix taking 2nd place = Terminate Undead Phoenix with extreme prejudice. A Pyrrhic victory.
Payment upon mission completion -------------------------------------------------------------------------- dlcck2oldgods --------------------------------------------------------------end of trans--------------------------------------
Azael
Magister
Your current avatar suits you, Arkay-kun-
I, for one, hope Hoverdog stomps Grunker into the ground so as to make Jaedar's diabolic machinations null and void 
ONCE HE MOVES THE MATCHDAY FORWARD THAT IS
ONCE HE MOVES THE MATCHDAY FORWARD THAT IS
I, for one, hope Hoverdog stomps Grunker into the ground so as to make Jaedar's diabolic machinations null and void
ONCE HE MOVES THE MATCHDAY FORWARD THAT IS
OR just replies to me. Or just gets online on Steam.
Seriously what the fuck man?
hoverdog
dog that is hovering, Wastelands Interactive
sorry, I currently don't have access to Steam. Should be back on my normal pc in a few days.
What's with the fucking lack of communication? Considering your own rage at slackers I suggest a public whipping for this admin!
I bet you're just afraid to face the rats.
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