Codex Blood Bowl League

[MicoSelva]

I, uh, validated the hoverdog vs. toastboy match and moved the matchday forward, so Grunker and hoverdog can play the final now.
Do it, bros. Let's not repeat the situation from last season, when the final was not played for months and finally cancelled.

 

[Grunker]

hoverdog has been online a bunch of times of steam but he doesnt respond to my sultry advances

 

[Captain Shrek]

hoverdog has been online a bunch of times of steam but he doesnt respond to my sultry advances

He wants to do you, you know, doggy style.

 

[Captain Shrek]

I suggest everyone ignore scoring and safety in any game against a dwarven team and go directly after killing their players. With the whole league doing this, it should be a matter of time before the team fields 11 loners.

goes for orcs too

But don't Orcs have like 4 players with STR 4?

 

[MicoSelva]

hoverdog has been online a bunch of times of steam but he doesnt respond to my sultry advances

Well, I had the exact same problem when he was supposed to play against me in the last season final...

 

[Grunker]

hoverdog still silent on steam

 

[MicoSelva]

I don't really want to do that, but if You guys don't play until the end of the week, I'll declare a winner by fipping a coin.*

*This coin currently has 'Grunker' written on both sides.

 

[Jaedar]

I don't really want to do that, but if You guys don't play until the end of the week, I'll declare a winner by fipping a coin.*

*This coin currently has 'Grunker' written on both sides.

I claim the right to be on the other side of that coin for past danish injustices!?!

 

[grotsnik]

Yeah, bloody Danes. Why haven't they paid out reparations for Lindisfarne yet?

 

[Grunker]

Doubt the match is going to be played. hoverdog is silent as the grave.

 

[MicoSelva]

Let's wait until the end of the day. If he does not appear, You are the winner, Grunker.

 

[Grunker]

faggot-ass way to win a tournament if i ever saw one

 

[Jaedar]

It's the absolute last game? :/

 

[Grunker]

yup

 

[Jaedar]

Fucking hoverdog eh?

Shouldn't whoever is in third place fight Grunker for the final then?

 

[Grunker]

MicoSelva: hoverdog has replied! We're playing tomorrow.

 

[hoverdog]

Sorry guys, I was away with no internets to speak of.

 

[MicoSelva]

Good You're back.

Good luck tomorrow, guys.

 

[Grunker]

hover couldn't play today ( ) so he asked if we could play tomorrow, same time. I'll give it my best but I have to be at uni for a long time tomorrow, so I can't guarantee anything.

 

[Grunker]

So.......

We're playing tommorrow instead. This time it is Dirty Cyanide's fault though.

 

[Grunker]

.......aaaand steam was offline all evening. Great.

 

[Grunker]

Let's never discuss those finals again.

Spoiler

Congratulations to hoverdog on the championship

That was one heavy mess of a game. Three blitzes, a Wizard that did nothing, plenty of injuries. Chaos from start to finish.

 

[hoverdog]

I've only killed two guys this time

Spoiler

Including block/guard golem and a fresh ghoul

 

[MicoSelva]

I'm thinking we should ban this steamroller of a team from future cups.
Ah, yeah, congratulations, hoverdog.

 

[Captain Shrek]

I've only killed two guys this time

Spoiler

Including block/guard golem and a fresh ghoul

Congrats!