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Discussion in 'General Gaming' started by Infinitron, Mar 26, 2013.

  1. Make America Great Again Infinitron Trade Master Patron

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    Blog of an obsessed LIBRUL who is watching the Torment forum: jakejesson.blogspot.com

    Holy crap this is hilarious. :lol:
     
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  2. Make America Great Again Jasede Prestigious Gentleman Arcane

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  3. ~RAGING BONER~ Learned

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    don't give that faggot exposure...people like that need to be smothered with pillows.
     
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  4. Zed Only played through AoD once

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    I spent today eating cookies and worrying about a job application I sent in last week. I also played 2 hours of Bioshock Infinite.
    Today I was 1000000000000000x more productive than that guy.
     
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    The guy managed to get all the user voice vote threads with opposing viewpoints shut down, bodes well :lol:
     
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  6. hiver Guest

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    oh its moose from the uservoice
    :lol: non confrontational, riiight! another victim! :lol:
     
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  7. Make America Great Again Blaine Cis-Het Oppressor

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    One day, idiot libruls will learn the difference between actual homophobes (most Codexians aren't, in my experience) and people who simply don't wish for their favorite computer games to be used as delivery systems for in-your-face "raising awareness" propaganda. I don't want overt heterosexual romance in Torment, either. Generally speaking, I shouldn't even know what the characters' sexual orientations are, nor care to know.

    Folsom Street Fair? No problem. I'd attend, though not as a "participant". Gay men or women kissing? Don't care. Gay marriage? Of course. Equal rights? Absolutely. Prosecution for homophobic hate crimes? Sure. I know it's cliche and a bit of a cop-out to say so, but I have numerous gay friends, and have always simply treated them like people... not to mention my bisexual sister.

    Just kidding—libruls won't learn. Anyone who doesn't want exaggerated gay sex rubbed right in their faces to prove how HOLY SHIT TOLERANT we all are must be a homophobe.
     
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  8. hiver Guest

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    victims man... professional victims.
     
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    Hell after what Bioware did to RPG's most of those same people don't even want straight sex let alone gay sex rubbed in their faces.
     
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    :hmmm: Konjad stop this.
     
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    You totally should watch. And do a slow fapping while you are at it.
    Now you are talking. Introducing us?
     
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    He says he doesn't want to be pandered to after paragraphs of begging to be pandered to.

    What the fuck.
     
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    It's a textbook example of doublethink. Orwell would be proud.
     
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  14. thedeadlymoose Literate

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    I'm not gonna lie. This is my favorite thing ever.

    After months of lurking, I didn't think 'y'all finding my incredibly shitty personal blog' would be the thing to make me actually sign up an account.

    I can't think of a better set of people to incoherently tear me a new asshole. <3

    Also, hi, Hiver!

    By the way, Hiver: yes, the fact that you're beta-testing did get me to raise my backer level. :P

    If that's how it's gonna work, hopefully the fact that I will also be beta-testing will get some more of you motherfuckers to raise your tiers as well. Otherwise I might fag the entire game up with my gay mind control.
     
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    Purge the dumbfuck before it breeds.
     
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    Battle not with monsters, gaze not into the abyss, etc, etc.

    Now if only I could tell which party that should be aimed at in this situation. I guess the advice arrived too late for the Codex to heed it, at any rate.
     
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    I thought the idea of prostituting yourself was that you don't want to starve.
     
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  20. Regdar Cipher

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    Yeah, never take anyone seriously who moderates their comments. Especially for "trolls".

    Some people just fucking love basing their entire identity around one fucking thing. How can he begin to identify with a character if that character isn't gay!

    This sort of inclusion for inclusion's sake is retarded whichever way you hold it. What this guy needs is a reality check. Preferably in a third world country where he'll be too busy getting by to worry about "social justice" in video games.



    I don't think we have to worry about this one breeding. :codexisfor::lol:
     
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  22. Trash Don't trust the grinning loon.

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    While I don't give a fuck about blogs I was curious enough to give a look. And yeah, it's lame. One thing I did like was the quote of Gaider saying it is like it is though. Go Gaider.

    Amen. Devs pandering to retards on their forum is almost as bad as them pandering to the suits in marketing. I backed the kickstarter because I have faith in the abilities of those devs to make great rpg's. I have almost zero faith in a bunch of forum posters to do so however. Design by committee is shit, let the devs do their thing.

    And people trying to push their retarded political/ideological/religious bullshit agenda in a game can also fuck off.
     
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    Roguey I think you and the deadlymoose will be great friends. I'll also donate $1 in your name thedeadlymoose at some point so you can access our general discussion section where i'm sure your input will be welcome.
     
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    All this said it wasn't all Bioware's fault, they fell into slippery slope by pandering to vocal fans (once a minority, pehaps not now though) in the hope of increased sales and greater customer loyalty, to a degree they just gave those people what they wanted (the furries, the bronies, other assorted oddballs, the LGBTs that cross over into those areas, the forever alone types and the pimple faced 13 year olds that want softcore interactive porn along with "i've come to clean your pool" levels of characterisation). Remain vigilant comrade :salute:
     
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    :lol: I had a feeling he was also lurking the 'dex. Ever vigilant!
     
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