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Discussion in 'General Gaming' started by Jaesun, Mar 15, 2011.

  1. Ed123gender: ⚧ Arcane Patron

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    First games i had on the pc (had a amiga before), was a pirate cd full of all the sierra, dynamix, cocktel arts games.

    Needless to say, the overload of awesome left me marked forever.
     
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  4. Make America Great Again Humanity has risen!gender: ⚧ Arcane Patron Repressed Homosexual

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    Same. Battle Bugs, Betrayal at Krondor and Goblins adventure games (all from these three devs) are some of the very first pc games that I remember playing. And also pirated! :troll:
     
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  6. SCOgender: ⚧ Arcane In My Safe Space

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    It had all the adventures prior to LSL7 and some lucasarts too.

    Ultima 4-7...
    Monkey Island I & II, Fate of Atlantis some others...
    Conquests of the Longbow, gabriel knight, quest for glory I-IV, laura bow 1-2 etc.
    It had all the dynamix adventures as well as Betrayal at krondor.
    Goblins, even Inca.

    Goddamn that cd almost ruined my life - it lasted years.
     
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  7. Make America Great Again Average Manateegender: ⚧ Prestigious Gentleman Arcane

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    For this I promise I will buy HL3 even though I didn't particularly like most of HL2 or its expansions. In fact I'll go to my finance planner right now and plan to keep $60 ready for 2015.
     
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  8. dextermorgangender: ⚧ Magister

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    Not just any sewers, phasetick sewers. Fucking ragequit quit.

     
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    Codex 2016 - The Age of Grimoire Serpent in the Staglands Dead State Divinity: Original Sin Project: Eternity Torment: Tides of Numenera Wasteland 2 Shadorwun: Hong Kong Divinity: Original Sin 2 BattleTech A Beautifully Desolate Campaign Pillars of Eternity 2: Deadfire
    Testimonial time, huh?

    I played adventure games almost exclusively in the early 90's. Sierra, Lucasarts, and everything else I could get my hands on. Then those Myst clones and FMV games started coming out and I ran to RPGs as the genre crashed.
    I got into Ultima around 1995 or so. Dabbled with it for a couple of years and joined the UDIC. But it was Baldur's Gate that solidified my status as an RPG fanatic. (I unfortunately missed the Fallout craze that preceded it)
     
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    My first RPG was BG2.
     
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    Please, tell me this was staged.
     
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    Not sure though... maybe it was...
    DINK SMALLWOOD

    Anyone else played that shit? :obviously:
     
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    Well duh. And a lot of mods. Some were pretty good too.
     
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    I have played it. It came free with PCGAMER back in the days when I didn't have Internet at home.
     
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    No clue, I did a search for the sewer rage and only noticed the brofight in the background after I posted the vid. Sounds genuine all right.
     
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    Eh, having not played 13 I have no idea about Vanille, Selphie was indeed borderline retarded in her perkiness ('Trains trains trains I fucking love trains~"), but Aeris was pretty far from hyperactive, hyper feminine, cheerful and energetic. There must be some quality brainwashing in those gender studies.
     
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    PC RPG Website of the Year, 2015 Codex 2016 - The Age of Grimoire
    My first RPG was Final Fantasy: Mystic Quest I think.
     
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    My first RPG was Dungeon Master. FTL FTW!
     
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    My first RPG was Morrowind.

    :oops:
     
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    Yes, it was awesome. It had romances.
     
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    That is extremely lucky.
     
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    It was shit indeed, and the developers didn't even pretend it's not a joke. But in retrospect I think it was more fun, memorable and challenging than some recent Bioware and Bethesda games :obviously: .
     
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    The new hiking simulator isn't bad.
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    Mods hasn't fixed it yet.
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    My first RPG was Dungeon Siege. :smug:

    And I'm not trolling.
     
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