NSFW Best Thread Ever [No SJW-related posts allowed]

[vonAchdorf]

The most astonishing thing is that there was nearly no yelling, just the text2speech voice.

 

[Unkillable Cat]

No requirement to have fire extinguishers in homes in Iceland either, but I choose to have one at the ready anway.

You'd be surprised at how many things can catch fire and burn down a house. Really. I'd rather have something to help me than nothing.

 

[Caim]

Maybe it's a Darwinian thing - if you start a fire then you deserve to die in the fire, just to make sure you don't have any/more offspring.

Somehow I think that Japanese dudes in their 30s who live alone and stream Minecraft are not going to add that much to the gene pool.

 

[Wilian]

Looking at japanese birth rates chances are that he's not trying to add anything either.

 

[Tehdagah]

Japanese Minecraft streamer accidentally burns down his apartment.

He should have thrown it out the window and let more competent people handle the fire

 

[taxalot]

I like that he takes the time to remove some USB device judging by his notificatipn sound. Probably something very shameful on that drive.

 

[Jack]

He threw a lit match into a plastic bag filled with fucking paper

If you watch a bit earlier it's actually paper soaked in accelerant, he also managed to cover his lighter in accelerant which is why he drops it in the first place when the entire thingamajig catches fire.

I like that he takes the time to remove some USB device judging by his notificatipn sound. Probably something very shameful on that drive.

Pretty sure it's the mic that he unplugs since there's no sound from there on.

 

[markec]

 

[Astral Rag]

 

[Surf Solar]

Planetscape:Torment

Also I bet my right asscheek that this guy will commit sudoku because he has shamed his famiry

 

[Hoaxmetal]

 

[Unkillable Cat]

Talk about cleaning up the streets.

 

[Infinitron]

That guy's videos are pretty funny:

 

[TheHeroOfTime]

 

[RK47]

 

[Tehdagah]

Neogaf?

 

[RK47]

Neogaf?

yeah, what does that even mean? Ableist? What?

 

[Excidium II]

yeah, what does that even mean? Ableist? What?

Means your language is offensive towards retards and they might feel opressed (if they weren't retarded)

 

[felipepepe]

Wow, what lazy reporting, the guy didn't even bother to boot the mod before writing this...

Hypatia isn't a "never before seen town", is a small library inhabited by a handful of robots. It's where the meat of the DLC takes place, as you try to piece together what happened there by talking to the robots and exploring the environment. It's quite well done, with some great writing and nice area design.

 

[Alienman]

Since everyone on Neogaf seems to be a bit retarded, that warning might have been fair

 

[Hoaxmetal]

Means your language is offensive towards retards and they might feel opressed (if they weren't retarded)

Or maybe he meant ableist as in able to use mouse.

 

[Unkillable Cat]

I think it's closer to "can contain mouth saliva within oral orifice" ableist, and in some extreme cases "can inhale oxygen without outside assistance".

 

[RK47]

TEAM ROCKET BLASTS OFF!

For those of you that weren't aware, the Pokémon Company recently sued a fan over alleged copyright infringement. Here's the breakdown of what happened: A Seattle Café owner named Ramar Larkin Jones was going to be throwing a Pokémon themed party at his café, the Pokémon Company slapped him with a lawsuit, and the two parties supposedly managed to agree to a settlement. Jones was unable to pay the settlement and set up a crowdfunding campaign which successfully had managed to accrue the funds. Unfortunately for him, the Pokémon Company has now withdrawn the settlement, evidently as a result of his painting the Pokémon Company in a bad light.

According to Jones, the settlement was originally proposed by the Pokémon Company and there's allegedly documentation to prove that a deal had been made. Game Informer recently covered the story and Jones reached out to them via email:

We had agreed to a settlement once the story broke on motherboard we got a email saying they were pulling the offer because I was bad mouthing them tho I was not. The lawyer I was working with is trying to get them to put the settlement back on the table so that we can be done with this entire thing. we should no by the end of the day. We have the emails going back and fourth where their lawyers say we have a deal.

DINDU NUFFIN
https://www.gofundme.com/ng5f2ukk

SEATTLE, WA EMERGENCIES
$4,148 of $4,000

Created October 1, 2015
Ramar Larkin Jones


Hi im Larkin Jones and I’m being sued by Pokemon

I’m a video gamer, huge Pokemon fan and over all a huge geek. PAX is my absolute favorite time of year. I love the parties, the fandom, cosplay and overall geek spirit that descends on Seattle. This year I tried to throw a Unofficial Pokemon party because why not… it would be fun, I’m a huge fan, I know all my friends are fans and I mostly wanted to geek out and add to the fun parties you can find all over the city.

The day before the PAX party, Pokemon sued me. With
out even a cease and desist.Totally didn’t expect that. I cancelled the party, refunded everyone the 2 dollars I charged to help cover all the prizes I bought for the cosplay contest and smash bros tournament. Pokemon wants $4000 that I just don’t have. I told them I would pay it over a year and they denied that. They want it now with in the next 45 days.

I work in a cafe and I literally don’t have $4000. I wish they would have just sent a cease and desist because I had no problem dropping the party but I just don’t have $4000 to pay in the next 45 days.

So I’m reaching out to the PAX video game community. Anything you can donate would be greatly appreciated. I just want it to be over with and not have it escalate further because I couldn’t pay 4k in 45 days. Trust me I will never throw another fandom party again.
Thank you guys so much in advance.

Such a terrible copy right law amirite?
https://www.techdirt.com/articles/2...pt-one-biggest-fans-thanks-to-copyright.shtml

 

[FeelTheRads]

What happened to you was awful. I will never buy legit pokemon merchandise again.

 

[Infinitron]

Bethesda's Battlecry is fucked: http://progressbar.com.au/2015/10/whats-happened-to-battlecry/

What’s happened to BATTLECRY?

After appearing at E3 this year it was odd that BATTLECRY didn’t make an appearance at EB Expo over the weekend. We reached out to Bethesda for comment in relation to the upcoming free-to-play game from BattleCry Studios.

Bethesda replied with this statement.

We have concerns about the Battlecry game and whether it is meeting the objectives we have for it. We are evaluating what improvements the game needs to meet our quality standards. The studio remains busy during this process on multiple projects. ​

Originally announced in May 2014, the free-to-play multiplayer game set out to evolve the genre with 3 warring factions, a distinct art style and a brutal combat system. With a closed ANZ beta also in progress it would seem that things will be put on hold for now.

Will this also mean that BATTLECRY will not be making an appearance at PAX Australia while Bethesda re-evaluates what the future will hold for this upcoming free-to-play game? We will keep you updated when we have more information.