NSFW Best Thread Ever [No SJW-related posts allowed]

[Drax]

It's just overki... wait...

 

[Unkillable Cat]

 

[Perkel]

 

[pippin]

http://forum.baldursgate.com/discussion/21721/unrealistic-fantasy-art

Someone needs a dictionary (or a dicktionary, if you want)
and also

sjw ist verboten

 

[thesoup]

My only reaction for the entire DLC debacle can be summed up as:

 

[Clockwork Knight]

http://www.reddit.com/r/dragonage/comments/2y2tap/somebody_on_etsy_made_dragon_age_body_pillows/

Sorry, but the lack of armpit hair is a deal breaker for me

https://www.etsy.com/listing/212216904/iron-bull-body-pillow-case?ref=listing-shop-header-3

sjw ist verboten

Eh, boobplate and chainmail bikini drama existed long before sjw-ism became a thing.

 

[RK47]

Whatever. [Stoic]

 

[Havoc]

Not enough stoic.

Meh. [Stoic]

Fixed.

 

[Hoaxmetal]

Not enough stoic.

Meh. [Stoic]

Fixed.

Remain silent. [Stoic]

Fixed again.

 

[Lucky]

Remain silent. [Stoic]

Fixed again.

... [stoic]

 

[Jick Magger]

 

[jcd]

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[Luzur]

I wonder how the porno spoof will be.

 

[Caim]

Wait, people game on Apple laptops?

 

[Clockwork Knight]

Looks like an auto-generated tabloid headline.

EX-PRESIDENT'S [LOVER] WAS A [TRANSVESTITE] [ALIEN] WORKING FOR [KGB]

His psychotic laugh fits the character perfectly

 

[Perkel]

 

[RK47]

 

[Havoc]

 

[pippin]

 

[Clockwork Knight]

http://trainwiz.tumblr.com/post/117155442604/vidya-g-cat-therealzeppy-exploresque

For those who don’t know, Broken Steel in Fallout 3 has you ride a metro train.

What’s interesting is this isn’t actually a train ride. What it does is forcibly equip the player with a hat, a train hat, that gives them then appearance of a train, and then plays an idle animation that is said train moving. It’s a brilliant if hackey solution.

So I thought “hey, train hat, train armor” and went with it. What this means now is that I am a train.

I find it quite funny, especially that Caesar’s scouts are sending him reports that they’re being slaughtered by a train.

Like a literal train.

 

[pippin]

What is The Witcher, then?

 

[Drax]

Who knew The Enclave was a communist militia.

 

[Clockwork Knight]

Well, their master plan is to kill everyone...

 

[Drax]

Nah, we just want everyone TO SMILE, BE HAPPY AND COMPLY.

 

[Unkillable Cat]

"Video Game Logic"

My personal favourite has got to be Dishonored:

Can't do "Video game logic" without an appearance from this guy:

And finally...