NSFW Best Thread Ever [No SJW-related posts allowed]

[Linden]

I've seen some mangled English in my day, but this takes the cake. Fun starts at 2:00.

 

[Jaesun]

 

[Azrael the cat]

They should start paying children with leukemia to write to Gabe saying 'I'm 12, and the Half Life series has been one of the few sources of joy in my life. A lot of my friends cried all the time during their chemotherapy, but the thought of the next Half Life game makes me happy even when I've been vomitting for 7 hours. When is the next game going to be out? Dr Robertson says that I have 12 months to live, and I want to play HL3 as many times as I can before then. Mummy keeps saying it will be out soon, but she looks the same way that she does when I ask when Daddy is coming back from Afghanistan. I'm worried that means it won't come out for a whole month, and that's AGES away. Will you please send me a copy if you release it next week?'

 

[Modron]

Humanity went from 6 billion to 7 billion in a period of 12 years as well; so yes we are pretty much fucked.

 

[ERYFKRAD]

You're telling me 700 million people died in the last 12 years?
Let's go with it:
2014: -700
2026: -1400
2038: -2100
2040: -2800
2052: -3500
2064: -6200
2076: -6900
2088: -7600
2090: -8300
2102: -9000
2114: -9700
2126: -10400
2128: -11100
2130: -11800
2142: -12500

HOLY CRAP, HUMANITY IS DOOMED!!!

With all that kind of numbers we're STILL overpopulating, well DUH.

 

[AlexOfSpades]

AW GODDAMN I MISSED THE PORN AGAIN

 

[Luzur]

There's a game on 4chan where you google your name + "the hedgehog," and observe the inevitably horrifying result. I'll have to try that with pony.

i just got a link back here when i tried.

 

[ERYFKRAD]

That is he.

 

[Xor]

Odd, he seems almost coherent there and I only noticed a few omitted punctuation marks and skipped capitalization. Maybe his time away from the codex has been good for him.

 

[dunno lah]

I think hiver chooses when he wants to be coherent. His WL2 Beta review and some other posts were pretty orderly as far as punctuation and grammar goes...

 

[felipepepe]

I still agree with him. Also, apparently he was the only Codexer that even bothered to play the new area of the beta.

 

[Infinitron]

Todd Howard rewarded by Germans: http://www.bethblog.com/2014/05/12/lara-of-honor-to-todd-howard/

"LARA"?

 

[catfood]

of Deutschland

 

[shiteatingnippledick]

Todd Howard rewarded by Germans

 

[Lemming42]

The German versions of his games were probably censored to hell and therefore way cooler. Like when they replaced every enemy in Soldier Of Fortune with robots.

 

[DraQ]

Todd Howard rewarded by Germans: http://www.bethblog.com/2014/05/12/lara-of-honor-to-todd-howard/

"LARA"?

:insert obvious foreveralone joke here:

 

[AlexOfSpades]

HR Giger dies at the age of 74:
http://www.theverge.com/2014/5/13/5712734/alien-artist-h-r-giger-dead-at-74

My favorite artist and one of my biggest inspirations. The amazing art he contributed to the world will not be forgotten.
Rest in peace, Giger.

 

[Unkillable Cat]

IIRC, the rule of thumb for artwork is that it only really becomes valuable once the artist has died.

...I think I'll sit on my boxed copies of Darkseed 1 & 2 for a few years more.

 

[Infinitron]

My favorite artist and one of my biggest inspirations.

So why post about him in this thread?

http://www.rpgcodex.net/forums/index.php?threads/giger-dies.91618

 

[Hoaxmetal]

In before shitmerging.

 

[Zewp]

So why post about him in this thread?

http://www.rpgcodex.net/forums/index.php?threads/giger-dies.91618

Wouldn't that forum be off-limits for someone whose account is under a year old or is the library open to all?

 

[Infinitron]

So why post about him in this thread?

http://www.rpgcodex.net/forums/index.php?threads/giger-dies.91618

Wouldn't that forum be off-limits for someone whose account is under a year old or is the library open to all?

The Library and Science forums are open to all, which is why they're such Andhaira magnets.

It's the closest thing to GD for a lulz-starved alt

 

[Astral Rag]

 

[StaticSpine]

I wsh the photos in the intro were pixelized too. But this is till awesome.

 

[Astral Rag]

Reminded me of this flash game: http://www.scuzzstuff.org/bushgame/

And there is also Pyongyang Racer for those who want to explore the most glorious city in all its glory.

http://www.pyongyangracer.co/index.html